My Supervisor's Words/Mispronounciations/Idiocy for the Day

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:16 pm

1. She was helping fix the guy's computer across from me, and I heard her exclaim, "Y-za!" I think she was trying to pronounce "Yowzers!" like Go-Go-Go Inspector Gadget.

2. In a meeting this morning, she said "ineetiative" four times.

3. "We all have our own little quarks."

And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."

Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:32 pm

patsy stone wrote:1. She was helping fix the guy's computer across from me, and I heard her exclaim, "Y-za!" I think she was trying to pronounce "Yowzers!" like Go-Go-Go Inspector Gadget.

We think you're wrong.

Sincerely,

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:32 pm

P.S. I love these threads.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:18 pm

EM2 wrote:

P.S. I love these threads.

Whatever.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:57 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:

Wasn't that from the barbeque m2 hosted at his place?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:02 pm

I'm feeling pherklumph.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:32 pm

One of the few Koreans that speak much English keeps using the word stragety instead of strategy.

That, and she confuses the words kitchen and chicken.

For example, she might say, "It would be a good stragety for that kitchenshit BSchlepp to eject from the Algoron thread, go to the chicken, and make me a sammich".

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:39 pm

poptart wrote:One of the few Koreans that speak much English keeps using the word stragety instead of strategy.

That, and she confuses the words kitchen and chicken.

For example, she might say, "It would be a good stragety for that kitchenshit BSchlepp to eject from the Algoron thread, go to the chicken, and make me a sammich".

And make it kitchen salad on lye...

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:15 pm

BSmack wrote:I'm feeling pherklumph.

Wrong. It's perklumpt. ;)

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:46 pm

Lemme guess......Filipino?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:49 pm

Roofer wrote:Lemme guess......Filipino?

HA! Lady in purchasing here is Filipino. I'll say stuff just to get her going.

B: the shipment coming in from China hasn't hit the rails yet. Customer wanted that stuff Wednesday.

Lady: Well I can' do anting about dat.

B: You need to call the freight company to make sure we don't have weekend pull charges before they close ten minutes from now.

Lady: KROP!! (crap)

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:01 pm

...The one I hear most frequently is.."supposably"

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:08 pm

YHuuuuuuoston.

Simular.

I say other things that irr'tate the Talibany chick but I cain't ' ramember right now. Rack me I am goin' to be out.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:36 pm

these assholes here have countless...

"Intragal" instead of Integral fires me up every time

The fact that after 6 years of me trying to correct them they still spell and pronounce realtor "reel-it-tor" makes me lmao and a lil bit Bwahahahaa!

damned inbreds need to go WARSH up

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:03 pm

PrimeX wrote:YHuuuuuuoston.

OMG I can't stand when you say that. And you say "sahl-mon" instead of "samon". You don't pronounce the "l"!!!!!

Oh, and "peench" instead of "pinch". That one makes me laugh! ;)

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:22 pm

And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."

Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...

Karnak: "The envelope Ed...'Siss-boom-baa...siss-boom-baa.'
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?"

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:32 pm

patsy stone wrote: OMG I can't stand when you say that. And you say "sahl-mon" instead of "samon". You don't pronounce the "l"!!!!!

Oh, and "peench" instead of "pinch". That one makes me laugh! ;)

primes a faggot
primes a faggot

proof in the patsy. bwahahahaha

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:33 pm

So YOU WORK under this IDIOT?

interesting.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:45 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:So YOU WORK under this IDIOT?

interesting.

People say that to Cheney all the time.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:11 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."

Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...

Karnak: "The envelope Ed...'Siss-boom-baa...siss-boom-baa.'
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?"

"Hey-Oh!!!"

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:55 am

bwahahahahahah!!!!

and you fukkstix work for these negores!!

and they make more than you!!!!

bwahahahahah!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:00 pm

Idiocy doesn't stop at the managerial level. I think we all know that.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:02 pm

BSmack wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:So YOU WORK under this IDIOT?

interesting.
People say that to Cheney all the time.

Well played!

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:39 pm

Could y'all be more pacific?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:31 pm

Martyred wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."

Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...

Karnak: "The envelope Ed...'Siss-boom-baa...siss-boom-baa.'
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?"
"Hey-Oh!!!"

Audience: Boooooooooooooooooo!

May a crazed Russian weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.

T1B

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