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My Supervisor's Words/Mispronounciations/Idiocy for the Day
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:16 pm
by patsy stone
1. She was helping fix the guy's computer across from me, and I heard her exclaim, "Y-za!" I think she was trying to pronounce "Yowzers!" like Go-Go-Go Inspector Gadget.
2. In a meeting this morning, she said "ineetiative" four times.
3. "We all have our own little quarks."
And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."
Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...
Re: My Supervisor's Words/Mispronounciations/Idiocy for the
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:32 pm
by ElvisMonster
patsy stone wrote:1. She was helping fix the guy's computer across from me, and I heard her exclaim, "Y-za!" I think she was trying to pronounce "Yowzers!" like Go-Go-Go Inspector Gadget.
We think you're wrong.
Sincerely,
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:32 pm
by ElvisMonster
P.S. I love these threads.
Re: My Supervisor's Words/Mispronounciations/Idiocy for the
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
EM2 wrote:
P.S. I love these threads.
Whatever.
Re: My Supervisor's Words/Mispronounciations/Idiocy for the
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:57 pm
by BBMarley
ElvisMonster wrote:
Wasn't that from the barbeque m2 hosted at his place?
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:02 pm
by BSmack
I'm feeling pherklumph.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:32 pm
by poptart
One of the few Koreans that speak much English keeps using the word stragety instead of strategy.
That, and she confuses the words kitchen and chicken.
For example, she might say, "It would be a good stragety for that kitchenshit BSchlepp to eject from the Algoron thread, go to the chicken, and make me a sammich".
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:39 pm
by Mikey
poptart wrote:One of the few Koreans that speak much English keeps using the word stragety instead of strategy.
That, and she confuses the words kitchen and chicken.
For example, she might say, "It would be a good stragety for that kitchenshit BSchlepp to eject from the Algoron thread, go to the chicken, and make me a sammich".
And make it kitchen salad on lye...
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:15 pm
by patsy stone
BSmack wrote:I'm feeling pherklumph.
Wrong. It's
perklumpt. ;)
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:46 pm
by Roofer
Lemme guess......Filipino?
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:49 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Roofer wrote:Lemme guess......Filipino?
HA! Lady in purchasing here is Filipino. I'll say stuff just to get her going.
B: the shipment coming in from China hasn't hit the rails yet. Customer wanted that stuff Wednesday.
Lady: Well I can' do anting about dat.
B: You need to call the freight company to make sure we don't have weekend pull charges before they close ten minutes from now.
Lady:
KROP!! (crap)
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:01 pm
by ChargerMike
...The one I hear most frequently is.."supposably"
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:08 pm
by PrimeX
YHuuuuuuoston.
Simular.
I say other things that irr'tate the Talibany chick but I cain't ' ramember right now. Rack me I am goin' to be out.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:36 pm
by YD
these assholes here have countless...
"Intragal" instead of Integral fires me up every time
The fact that after 6 years of me trying to correct them they still spell and pronounce realtor "reel-it-tor" makes me lmao and a lil bit Bwahahahaa!
damned inbreds need to go WARSH up
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:03 pm
by patsy stone
PrimeX wrote:YHuuuuuuoston.
OMG I can't stand when you say that. And you say "sahl-mon" instead of "samon". You don't pronounce the "l"!!!!!
Oh, and "peench" instead of "pinch". That one makes me laugh! ;)
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:22 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."
Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...
Karnak: "The envelope Ed...'Siss-boom-baa...siss-boom-baa.'
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?"
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:32 pm
by bbqjones
patsy stone wrote:
OMG I can't stand when you say that. And you say "sahl-mon" instead of "samon". You don't pronounce the "l"!!!!!
Oh, and "peench" instead of "pinch". That one makes me laugh! ;)
primes a faggot
primes a faggot
proof in the patsy. bwahahahaha
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:33 pm
by Sirfindafold
So YOU WORK under this IDIOT?
interesting.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:45 pm
by BSmack
Sirfindafold wrote:So YOU WORK under this IDIOT?
interesting.
People say that to Cheney all the time.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:11 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jay in Phoenix wrote:And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."
Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...
Karnak: "The envelope Ed...'Siss-boom-baa...siss-boom-baa.'
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?"
"Hey-Oh!!!"
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:55 am
by adam-$300
bwahahahahahah!!!!
and you fukkstix work for these negores!!
and they make more than you!!!!
bwahahahahah!!!!
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:00 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Idiocy doesn't stop at the managerial level. I think we all know that.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:02 pm
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:Sirfindafold wrote:So YOU WORK under this IDIOT?
interesting.
People say that to Cheney all the time.
Well played!
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:39 pm
by Fat Bones
Could y'all be more pacific?
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:31 pm
by OCmike
Martyred wrote:Jay in Phoenix wrote:And then she said something like,"Well, we'll all have to put on our swamee rajee hats and read their minds."
Is there such a thing? Is that the Johnny Carson hat? I have no idea if that's even correct...
Karnak: "The envelope Ed...'Siss-boom-baa...siss-boom-baa.'
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?"
"Hey-Oh!!!"
Audience: Boooooooooooooooooo!
May a crazed Russian weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.