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If so, please apply here. I am a seasoned veteran of private forums, having started and bankrupted not less than two. I have recently excommunicated myself from my most recent venture (details available via PM to all), and am looking to pour my time and money into a new start-up. I see some potential here, and am willing to host an open casting call. Please provide application in this thread, with the following particulars:

- Initial date of registration on JR smack boards
- Best nic
- Opening value on Pogue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable
- current password

Thanks; you look forward to working with me.

W. Cohen wrote:If so, please apply here. I am a seasoned veteran of private forums, having started and bankrupted not less than two. I have recently excommunicated myself from my most recent venture (details available via PM to all), and am looking to pour my time and money into a new start-up. I see some potential here, and am willing to host an open casting call. Please provide application in this thread, with the following particulars:

- Initial date of registration on JR smack boards
- Best nic
- Opening value on Pgue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable
- current password

Thanks; you look forward to working with me.

If I didn't know any better....

IN.

Requested Nick: Fester, the Park Place Faggot
Password: DrDetroit
Location: Isle of Elba, Honksville USA

Fester, although you failed to follow the application format, you're in on reputation alone. No additional information or credentials required. url will be provided by Monday, with all other relevant information.

Dinsdale, I'm not sure about you. You're a little too yappy.

W. Cohen wrote: Dinsdale, I'm not sure about you. You're a little too yappy.

Yeah, but I can keep it zipped when I'm taking pile-ons in which the participants don't know how or why they're piling on me...


There is that...

I want nothing to do with your brokeback palace.

^^^And let's not forget -- one of your minions is sporting my pic for his avatar...


There is that...

W. Cohen wrote: - Opening value on Pogue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable

JCT wrote:I want nothing to do with your brokeback palace.

Sup Junkchin bonds

W. Cohen wrote: - Opening value on Pogue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable

$30. I went up, but didn't reach $40. Talk about a steal!

I thought Mahone was beaten to a pulp by America over an insider trading scandal....

or was that sodomized in the woods?

Times go by so fast......

I'd never belong to any club that would want me as a member.

Or in Dins case, wants my member

Dinsdale wrote:^^^And let's not forget -- one of your minions is sporting my pic for his avatar...

[gushingphillycheesepick]Who?!?!?![/gushingphillycheesepick]

no
--and besides--
everyone who is anyone knows that
the international password is--

skelly !!

Sounds like a great idea!

I'll volunteer to make everyone custom avatars.

orcinus wrote:Sounds like a great idea!

I'll volunteer to make everyone custom avatars.

HA! When April and Easter come around, its gonna be sweet.

Will I again be the subject of a long debate among the current members before I'm granted an invite?

If so, and if Iaa isn't too pissy this time...uhhh, maybe. I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.

will there be appetizers and drinks?

No fucking merlot, though.

Mister Bushice wrote:No fucking merlot, though.

There is manishevitz (sp?) because Shawn Green is a member.

r u really leaving ninja school?

Mister Bushice wrote:will there be appetizers and drinks?

Rumor has it, refreshments are the norm.


And this custom avatar thing sounds like a winner.

Can I expect mine soon?

Always been a big Dinsdale fan.

It would be an honor to do yours first, champ.

orcinus wrote:
It would be an honor to do yours first, champ.

That'd be swell.

Can I expect it by February 2009, or is that pushing it?

orcinus wrote:Always been a big Dinsdale fan.

lol, I told you there was atleast one, Bace. You owe me a Lemon Cola.

PrimeX wrote:[I told you there was atleast one

The joke is on you -- with Orc on board, there's at least two of us.

Burn. PWN3D!

Yeah, thanks for the "apps" - I'm not going with anyone that's a member of my other failed enterprises, and I'm certainly not going with anyone that's a current member of the Pirate Titanic. No PrimeX, No Van, no itsanavatar. New blood only, except for Python and Rootbeer.

There are like 11 million posts here every day - aren't any of you worthwhile posters?

Fuck.

Stupid game!

W. Cohen wrote:I'm not going with anyone that's a member of my other failed enterprises, and I'm certainly not going with anyone that's a current member of the Pirate Titanic. No PrimeX, No Van, no itsanavatar. New blood only, except for Python and Rootbeer.

And you don't want to sell anything, or buy anything. And you don't want to process anything bought or sold. And you don't want to barter for anything bought, sold, or processed.

aren't any of you worthwhile posters?

No, not really.

Do I get brownie points for getting that question right?

I think Family Guy dropped a Better Off Dead reference recently. When I bnarely catch the reference, its gotta be fun.

Fuck this Dins. We don't need this shit. Let's go back to that Private place and talk ab


Wait. BURN BACK!!!

Oh YEAH????

Maybe I'll just start my OWN private forum. And not invite ANY of you.

These boards would be better without any posts by anyone not named Dinsdale, anyway.

Who knows...maybe I'll call it...


TheSmackBat has a nice ring to it...


And I can make this happen, bitches.


Fear the wrath of Dins.

Everything went to hell when our Muse died.


R.I.P our beloved behemoth

mood: dreary
song: Bus Stop

I thought the Glory Days ended when Truck did in Dr Bob. Or, when Python had sex with DeanB...or something like that.

But, the passing of the invisiblem puppetmaster was a death blow.


But, we'll always have the memory of the James Taylor Song Wytchoff.

Sounds like a good time for a *facepalm*

*facepalm*

Me...and Dins...

Me...and Dins...and Prime X's ex...on Prime X's couch.

Prime X fetches refreshments. Python does charades.

Bace can do the color commentary. Fuckabunchatherestaya. Especially, fuck Biggie in his Colorado goat ass.

Dinsdale is a legacy, Cohen. His brother was a '59, Fred Dindsale.

W. Cohen wrote: having started and bankrupted not less than two. .

You can't count THE in those stats. It's doing record business these days

W. Cohen wrote:New blood only

You keep dropping Koala Caramel references, and I'll keep _____!ing them.

Dinsdale wrote:But, we'll always have the memory of the James Taylor Song Wytchoff.

good times, good times. I can't hear a James Taylor song without thinking of the inner recesses of our favorite LoCal HausFrau.

helmet wrote:

W. Cohen wrote:New blood only

You keep dropping Koala Caramel references, and I'll keep _____!ing

FWEEEP!