Update on the new secret forum?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:35 pm

How's the new place working out? Posting lots of epic stuff? I'll bet you are. The line-up looked pretty stellar except for a couple glaring omissions, but no hard feelings or anything. Could you guys maybe copy and paste a couple epic samples of the epic threads that you've posted in your new epic secret forum so that the rest of us can eat our livers?

P.S. I'm not being sarcastic and I'm not bitter or anything.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:37 pm

Smells like gay in here.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:40 pm

DickTargetX wrote:Smells like gay in here.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:41 pm

Smells like 2002 in here.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:42 pm

PrimeX wrote:Emofelice

We listen to the same crap, and I'm the emo?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:43 pm

What are you even talking about? I would never rake you like that. Quit FTFMing.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:44 pm

(l-r; totally intact)

(not pictured; PrimeX)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:46 pm

PrimeX wrote:What are you even talking about?

I don't know.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:48 pm

I totally know what we can do with this thread.

Hidden Forum wrote:There are some bad people on the rise. They're saving their own skins by ruining other peoples lives.

Bad, bad people on the rise

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:49 pm

FAGGOTS! GOD DAMNED FAGGOTS! I HATE YOU!

Sin,

Dr. D.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:49 pm

I heard it's called "W. Cohen's House of Cocks and Books"

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:52 pm

The posts flow like liquid gold.

The water in the drinking fountain tastes like cherry wine.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:53 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:The posts flow like liquid gold.

The water in the drinking fountain tastes like cherry wine.

I KNEW IT!!!!1 :mad:

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:53 pm

JCT wrote:I heard it's called "W. Cohen's House of Cocks and Books"

No, no, no.

He does not want to depress you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

He only wants to impress you.

Biggali in Platforms much?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:54 pm

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:56 pm

I'm trying to get you in, Elvis. I'm the only one who thinks it's a travesty to not include you though.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:56 pm

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:58 pm

trev wrote:I'm trying to get you in, Elvis. I'm the only one who thinks it's a travesty to not include you though.

You just got yourself another vote in the Miss TheSmackBat contest, young lady.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:58 pm

There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
And you can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:03 pm

You guys are White trash with mustangs and madras.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:26 pm

no wonder the dog bit your hamstring...

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:28 pm

That's not me. It BIT my kankle. Momentum pulled the hammy.

You need to take better notes Mr. Owner of Two Poodles.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:30 pm

I love these "caption" threads ...

Zyclone attempts to fuck the runt of the litter

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:37 pm

Cuda Has poodles?

(l to r, Christmas at Cudas House)

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:38 pm

Best part about the secret forum?

Steve Vai is a mod.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:39 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Cuda Has poodles?

Coodles?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:55 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Cuda Has poodles?

(l to r, Christmas at Cudas House)

mine would never wear something so degrading as that

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:32 pm

No, they're poodles are too busy hiding in the house while you shoot a racoon with your Dennis the Menace starter kit slingshot.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:39 pm

Cuda wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Cuda Has poodles?

(l to r, Christmas at Cudas House)
mine would never wear something so degrading as that

As if being a poodle is not degrading enough.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:22 pm

Poodle threads??

Is this what the new secret board has come down to?

I remember back in the days of Smackchat Zero where the posts were so great we would all orgasm in our pants...

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:37 pm

That's what happens when you invite poodle owners and stuff into top secret organizations. Hope you likes macrame' hats, cause that's the birfday surprise cuda has in store for everyone at the secret board this year.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:46 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
And you can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe

I love that song

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:55 pm

Follow the link, Elvis. Hope it works.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:31 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:That's what happens when you invite poodle owners and stuff into top secret organizations. Hope you likes macrame' hats, cause that's the birfday surprise cuda has in store for everyone at the secret board this year.

don't worry, you won't be getting one

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:35 pm

I still have the one you sent me last year with the embroidered poodles on it.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:41 am

Cuda shoots Coons with a Slingshot?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:05 am

Mister Bushice wrote:I still have the one you sent me last year with the embroidered poodles on it.

I didn't send you anything last year- or any other year.

Maybe it was VALVENIS

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:50 am

Cuda wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:I still have the one you sent me last year with the embroidered poodles on it.
I didn't send you anything last year- or any other year.

Grinch

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:27 pm

trev wrote:Follow the link, Elvis. Hope it works.

I've clicked everywhere. Nothing.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:42 pm

I've clicked everywhere. Nothing.

Works fine for me. Maybe you're not clicking hard enough.

As Izzy Mendlebaum used to say, you've got to want it, boy.