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Feel good story of the day...
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:24 pm
by WolverineSteve
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:54 pm
by Cicero
Disgusting
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:56 pm
by Headhunter
Unable to leave his bed for five years, the 41-year-old mechanic in the northern industrial city of Monterrey longed to move again.
Can't leave the bed for 5 years, and he's still a mechanic? Shit I got to get a boss that doesn't mind me taking off half a decade for a nap.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:01 pm
by WolverineSteve
How do bedridden obese people get food? Whoever brings it to them should be arrested.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:11 pm
by Headhunter
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:16 pm
by BSmack
His goal is to lose another 770 pounds

Re: Feel good story of the day...
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:48 pm
by Rootbeer
WolverineSteve wrote:
How is this fat fuck doing the splits?
To do the splits you must exercise something.
Something this man doesn't have a lot of.
Something that allows most people to move, lift, and work.
guess it yet?
What is willpower?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:50 pm
by Bizzarofelice
You can't make fun of that fat guy because he has a disease.
--.net
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:52 pm
by Smackie Chan
Headhunter wrote:WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
That deserves a
RACK almost as big as Uribe's.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:36 pm
by indyfrisco
Nice tits. Can we get a (!) on the link?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:41 pm
by Shoalzie
Headhunter wrote:WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
To steal a line from an old Simpsons episode...his ass probably has its own congressman.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:20 am
by chargerfan
Who else can say they lost 200 lbs and still have people call them a fat fuck. Pretty sad when you still weigh 1000 lbs after losing 200.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:45 am
by Kansas City Kid
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:06 am
by Mister Bushice
Headhunter wrote:WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
Excellent.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:20 am
by Jack
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food? Whoever brings it to them should be arrested.
The next question is...
How does he get rid of his waste (feces and urine)?
Unable to leave his bed for five years, I would say that adds up!!
and if he is not working... someone is doing this for free!!
Imagine volunteering for that doodie!!
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:49 pm
by Nishlord
Headhunter wrote:Unable to leave his bed for five years, the 41-year-old mechanic in the northern industrial city of Monterrey longed to move again.
Can't leave the bed for 5 years, and he's still a mechanic? Shit I got to get a boss that doesn't mind me taking off half a decade for a nap.
The fork lift that gets him out of bed is bound to need an oil change every now and again.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:21 pm
by indyfrisco
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:52 pm
by Dinsdale
You people are slipping.
Jack wrote:How does he get rid of his waste (feces and urine)?
Imagine volunteering for that doodie!!
IN!
Sin,
AP