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Rich Fader
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by Rich Fader Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:43 am
Jihad is hump of Islam...and Islam wants to hump us very much.
RadioFan
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by RadioFan Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:51 am
Outfucking Standing.
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It was like the thing was greased up more than Ms. Lagos's asshole at a viewing party.
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by Qbert Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:58 am
tears....Jerry
Van
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by Van Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:41 am
Full sized dwarves?
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smackaholic
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by smackaholic Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:21 am
R-Jack wrote: I have witnessed a full size dwarf.
no, dumbass, you haven't a "full size dwarf tends to run in the 3-4 foot range. What you witnessed was a fukking giant dwarf.
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PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:42 pm
Rack the R-Jack fashiontip. Wouldn't want to be nattily attired while scoping freakish strange.
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Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:56 pm
e wrote: i've seen something similar. i attended a wedding last year that featured an usher with arms so short that he couldn't possibly have pulled out his wallet without leaning back far enough to throw off his center of balance. his elbows didn't seem to work, either. his arms just had a bit of a bend in there where elbows are supposed to be but from what i saw, there's no way in the world dude could have blown his nose without assistance. he also has this strange blank stare to him that you usually only see after someone suffers a concussion. i'm not sure the guy blinked through the entire ceremony and never really seemed to focus on anything.
Was his name Lucky, per chance?
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Y2K
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by Y2K Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:50 pm
Niiice....Rack R Jackson.
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by socal Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:21 pm
R-Jack wrote: Now I don't care if you judge me as a jerk for thinking this. I just want to know if anyone has ever run into someone like this (outside of a TVO or M.Perk punchline) and if it was wrong to think of the whole experience in the shower with a bottle of KY Warming Gel?
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Van wrote: Kumbaya, asshats.
R-Jack wrote: Atomic Punk wrote: So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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by Rootbeer Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:22 pm
Dinsdale wrote:
Was his name Lucky, per chance?
Hunngh?
Nice story, R-Jack.
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by Cicero Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:52 pm
Qbert wrote: tears....Jerry
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