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Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:43 am**

Not the homemade stuff, I hope.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:51 am**

Outfucking Standing.

RACK

It was like the thing was greased up more than Ms. Lagos's asshole at a viewing party.

Beautiful

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:58 am**

tears....Jerry

Tears!

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:41 am**

Full sized dwarves?

Been there, done that, the judge let me off easy.

-Moorese

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:21 am**

R-Jack wrote:I have witnessed a full size dwarf.

no, dumbass, you haven't a "full size dwarf tends to run in the 3-4 foot range. What you witnessed was a fukking giant dwarf.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:42 pm**

Rack the R-Jack fashiontip. Wouldn't want to be nattily attired while scoping freakish strange.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:56 pm**

e wrote:i've seen something similar. i attended a wedding last year that featured an usher with arms so short that he couldn't possibly have pulled out his wallet without leaning back far enough to throw off his center of balance. his elbows didn't seem to work, either. his arms just had a bit of a bend in there where elbows are supposed to be but from what i saw, there's no way in the world dude could have blown his nose without assistance. he also has this strange blank stare to him that you usually only see after someone suffers a concussion. i'm not sure the guy blinked through the entire ceremony and never really seemed to focus on anything.

Was his name Lucky, per chance?

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:50 pm**

Niiice....Rack R Jackson.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:21 pm**

R-Jack wrote:Now I don't care if you judge me as a jerk for thinking this. I just want to know if anyone has ever run into someone like this (outside of a TVO or M.Perk punchline) and if it was wrong to think of the whole experience in the shower with a bottle of KY Warming Gel?

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Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:22 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: Was his name Lucky, per chance?

Hunngh?

Nice story, R-Jack.

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:52 pm**

Qbert wrote:tears....Jerry

Tears!

2nd

"The single friend who brings their latest assthatch of a boyfriend who tries to look dignified by tucking his Ecko T-shirt into his jean shorts. "

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