Think I better get a new seat for my new exercise bike.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:36 am

Just picked up a pretty cool stationary bike at a tag sale today. It's got all the bells and whistles, pulse counter, timer, different programs and uses magnetic resistance rather than the cheapo fan or friction resistance ones.

Anyhoo, I hop on this thing for a 1/2 hr spin. About 25 minutes in, I notice a rather odd feeling or should I say lack of feeling. I hop off the bike and grab my cahk. Holy fukkking shit!!!! I can't feel my junk. Yeah, lemme save you the ftfy, neither can my wife. I could have lopped that fukk off and not even known it. Things started coming back to normal in about 5 minutes. All seems well now. Think I'll go upstairs in a few minutes and see if the OL will make sure it's still completely functional.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:59 am

Don't worry too much about it.

Lance Armstrong recovered, you might be able to too.

Stay positive, brother.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:01 am

Next time don't clothespin your dick to the spokes. Yeah the ticking sound is fun, but the price is too high.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:18 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Next time don't clothespin your dick to the spokes. Yeah the ticking sound is fun, but the price is too high.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:34 pm

Jeez with all the numb balls stories floating around here you'd think miss conduct was running this sordid clambake.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:40 pm

Bwhahahaha.

Rack Bushice and jtr.

Rip City

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:40 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Next time don't clothespin your dick to the spokes. Yeah the ticking sound is fun, but the price is too high.

Teh bomb.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:54 pm

Luther wrote:Bwhahahaha.

Rack Bushice and jtr.

Rip City

I'll just rack jtr; Bushice seems a little too interested in somebody else's cack.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:34 pm

Jess is a successfull highly paid pissmop these days, incase you hadn't noticed. And there's a lot of starving wanna be screen writers in socal. You figure it out.

I just wanna know what cost you more, jess? A bb ghost writer or sex. I'm guessing you probably get the writing cheaper.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:24 am

I couldn't feel his junk either, but that's not an uncommon occurence.

Sincerely,
Mrs Smackaholic

PL · Post by PL » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:52 pm

reminds me of this time I visted a "not so well to do client" who also was not a big believer in personal hygene...particuliarly his wife.

I had notice in the cluttered living room this exercise bike... it has a white seat cover that included a brown stripe down the middle. besides being disgusting, in an odd kind of way...i found it to be very fitting of the suroundings and funny as hell. 15 or so more years later, i never look at an exercise bike seat the same way.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:18 pm

But you still sniff ‘em the same way?