Texas sucks.

[King Crimson]

Texas sucks.

[War Stoops]

Wurd

[StrandedTexan]

Texas sucks.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you stupid goddamned Okie cunt.

Jealous much? Is it not enough that you silly tards idolize everything Texas? Texas is the land of milk and honey, and OK is, well, ok. Even your license plates say so... Society, women, BBQ, football, hell everything is better in Texas. Oklahoma is just a Texas disappointment. All our other neighbors contribute something to our Great State. Louisiana has contributed cajuns, Bourbon Street, and Mardi Gras. New Mexico invites us for great skiing that's not Colorado (whole other discussion why they hate us so much). Arkansas offers...umm, great scenery. Even Mexico gave us mexican food, and hot latinas. All our neighbors have drawn from Texas and become better. Oklahoma? The whole state is a shit stain. All of our noble attempts to make Oklahoma relevant and useful have fallen on blind eyes and deaf ears. You dumb fuckers try to make our BBQ, try to play football (TX vs OK all time 56-39-5), want our beaches, crave our women (unsuccessfully) and if you hadn't copied our oil industry, you would have no income at all.

In the end, your fondest wish is that Texas would absorb Oklahoma so that you irrelevant fuckers could gain an ounce of self respect. The only problem is...Texas doesn't want you. You're lucky we let you cross our borders at all...we could just as easily patrol both our southern and northern borders and keep all the undesireables out.

Have some respect for your superiors! Okies need to learn to keep their mouths shut about their betters...

[indyfrisco]

Not bad, newbie. Not bad.

Get ready for a post about lakes, farm girls, education smack, and high school football.

[Dinsdale]

This is like watching Richard Simmons and Boy George argue about who is less gay.

[quacker backer]

This is like watching Richard Simmons and Boy George argue about who is less gay.

let us in!!

Sin

Sigfried and Roy

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Definitely a geographical cripple fight if I've ever seen one.

[indyfrisco]

[Vito Corleone]

At Texas, winning a national title is a generational event. At Oklahoma, it's how we celebrate our next NCAA Probation.

FIFY

[StrandedTexan]

Really, though, we're not talking about the State of Oklahoma vs. the State of Texas. We're talking about the University of Oklahoma vs. the University of Texas.

Actually, we are. The whole state of Oklahoma and everything in it, including the University of Oklahoma grate the average UT fan like dirt under our fingernails.

Oklahoma is a desolate shithole, a worthless plot of land, unworthy of even being mentioned alongside the Great State of Texas. What can Oklahoma claim as successful throughout history? Poverty? Why do you think the U.S. relocated the American Indians there after our destruction of their society (completely shitty portion of U.S. history, in no way glorifying)? Can they claim any tourism? Do they have any professional sports teams? Presidents? Have they ever had one? Do they produce any food for the world? Are they renowned for anything other than tornadoes?

In football, almost their entire roster is from Texas (which is all jacked up, but those traitorous souls are a different topic). The Red River rivalry is only a rivalry because some Texans believe that if UT wins the Okies will stay out for a whole year. If it were true, you'd see 15+ million citizens dancing in the streets across the state. UT has a respect for Texas A&M...they are a lower form of Texan, but still Texan. We are brothers. Texas Tech is up and coming...best wishes, sincerely, UT. We, too, are brothers. Poor Baylor is the religious school, trying to make it's way in a world where religion is dying. We are brothers as well. TX vs. OU is about UT and Texans trying to spray RAID on the OU cockroaches that have crossed our border and landed in Dallas for a game.

I will give OU props for their national championships...well done. Maybe you dumbshits did do something right with Texas' generosity. You took Texas players and made a team to be proud of. Enjoy that...cause it's all you and your entire state have going for you.

[War Stoops]

Texas is the obnoxious drunk at the party who crushes beer cans on his head and screams when he talks. He thinks everyone's impressed but doesn't realize they really just want him to leave.

Texas is the fatty who thinks the new mini-skirt looks good.

Texas is a third-generation, trust-fund teenager.

Texas is Tony Mandarich.

Texas is Ryan Leaf.

Texas is urban sprawl, traffic, and concrete.

Texas is dusty, windy, and barren.

Texas is what the rest of the world hates about America (not that I care).

Texas is where moderation, class, and common courtesy go to die.

In short, Texas is suck.

[King Crimson]

Really, though, we're not talking about the State of Oklahoma vs. the State of Texas. We're talking about the University of Oklahoma vs. the University of Texas.

Actually, we are. The whole state of Oklahoma and everything in it, including the University of Oklahoma grate the average UT fan like dirt under our fingernails.

Oklahoma is a desolate shithole, a worthless plot of land, unworthy of even being mentioned alongside the Great State of Texas. What can Oklahoma claim as successful throughout history? Poverty? Why do you think the U.S. relocated the American Indians there after our destruction of their society (completely shitty portion of U.S. history, in no way glorifying)? Can they claim any tourism? Do they have any professional sports teams? Presidents? Have they ever had one? Do they produce any food for the world? Are they renowned for anything other than tornadoes?

In football, almost their entire roster is from Texas (which is all jacked up, but those traitorous souls are a different topic). The Red River rivalry is only a rivalry because some Texans believe that if UT wins the Okies will stay out for a whole year. If it were true, you'd see 15+ million citizens dancing in the streets across the state. UT has a respect for Texas A&M...they are a lower form of Texan, but still Texan. We are brothers. Texas Tech is up and coming...best wishes, sincerely, UT. We, too, are brothers. Poor Baylor is the religious school, trying to make it's way in a world where religion is dying. We are brothers as well. TX vs. OU is about UT and Texans trying to spray RAID on the OU cockroaches that have crossed our border and landed in Dallas for a game.

I will give OU props for their national championships...well done. Maybe you dumbshits did do something right with Texas' generosity. You took Texas players and made a team to be proud of. Enjoy that...cause it's all you and your entire state have going for you.

if by 19 out of 75 in the 2000 NC year then yes almost the enitre roster is from Texas.

soonerstats.com

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

we're not talking about the State of Oklahoma vs. the State of Texas

But, but..but he REALLY knows his college football! He really does! I swear it! He proves it to me every day while we're standing around an empty sales floor scratching our balls waiting for a customer.

-Van

[OUMO]

Do they "Oklahoma" have any professional sports teams?

Just thought I would give you a heads up on this one.

http://www.nba.com/hornets/

Also the licence place tags in Oklahoma have said "Native America" for more than a decade now.

I understand that the Native Texan = Mexican, nice way to take care of the border. Do they still speak English in San Antonio?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

KC and OU,

Knock it off with the indisputable facts and evidence. You're totally wrecking his M.O.

[Dinsdale]

Did someone just drop "nice job taking care of the border?"

Quit while you're behind, Texas, lest someone break out the "nice job protecting the president, Texas" smack.

[Dinsdale]

Knock it off with the indisputable facts and evidence. You're totally wrecking his M.O.

You watch yourself, pal.

When dude comes downstairs after talking to his manager, you're in big trouble, mister...he's bringing a counteroffer(his manager wasn't in a very good mood today).

[Husker4ever]

Mo,

When he said 15 million residents, he was referring to the number of illegals roaming trailer courts and picking up on fat girls.

I have relatives in Texas (moved there...not born there) and everytime I visit, I am amazed by the sheer number of trailer courts, trailer sales lots, and trailer manufacturing plants I drive past. (no smack intended)

[OUMO]

Mo,

When he said 15 million residents, he was referring to the number of illegals roaming trailer courts and picking up on fat girls.

You are so wrong, just ask and Tejican and he will tell you that there are no fat women in North Mexico and that they are all blue eyed petite blondes the most attractive things on the planet, unless you are a "man" in Austin, you know the place where the Homo-Rainbow ends, the pot of gold so to speak.

I won't ever say Oklahoma is some fantasitc place to live in many ways it is just a smaller scale of Texas, but I think Oklahoma is a more humble place.

Now sticking to football, I still think this is going to be a close game, comes down to QB play and turnovers. OU is a lot closer to being undefeated than Texas.

[StrandedTexan]

if by 19 out of 75 in the 2000 NC year then yes almost the enitre roster is from Texas.

soonerstats.com

1st off, it's 22 out of 75, not 19. http://www.soonerstats.com/fb/players/r ... sonID=2000 Don't exaggerate to make a point.

2nd, 10 out of the 22 were starters or played in every game. You want names? Connor, Everage, Fagan, Griffin, Norman, Smith J., Strait, Mathis, Baysinger, Fisher. Remember them? http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/rosters.jsp? ... =522&div=1

I stand corrected...not "almost the entire roster", only a third of it.

[StrandedTexan]

While we're at it... How many players on the current OU roster are Texans? How 'bout last year? The year before?

Here ya go:
1999= 26
2000= 22
2001= 36
2002= 42
2003= 39
2004= 53!
2005= 48
2006= 49

soonerstats.com

[orcinus]

Rack those players for seeing the light.

[campinfool]

I guess if some of those palyers who bolted north would have stayed the Texas coaching staff could find a way to screw them up. And on the subject of fat girls we got plenty of them. Oops, here comes one now up the stairs, gotta go.

[Husker4ever]

. And on the subject of fat girls we got plenty of them. Oops, here comes one now up the stairs, gotta go.

Relax, it'll probably be awhile...unless you're luring one up with a jelly donut.

[orcinus]

Nice.

Rack the cockhusker.

[campinfool]

Forgot to tell my sister in law is here for a visit...