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MERRIMAN's a roider! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:07 am
by WhatsMyName
Check ESPN News.

What a fraud.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:10 am
by trev
I'm laughing because I can't cry anymore.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:10 am
by trev
Actually, I was kidding.

I'm disappointed. Very.

But I went to my last NFL game a few weeks back.

More on that later.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:21 am
by WhatsMyName
I can see what that little dance after a sack is supposed to simulate now. He's pretending he's getting an injection of bull testosterone.

What a fraudulent dumbfuck. Shawne Boston is the man!

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 am
by The Assassin
fuckin cheater


Glad this happened to Schittenheimer. hopefully this is the beggining of their downfall.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:17 am
by Mikey
If this is true I hope they dump his ass.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:58 am
by stuckinia
You are a fucking dimwit.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:05 am
by poptart
I'm pretty sure there aren't any other 'roiders in the NFL.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:15 am
by stuckinia
poptart wrote:I'm pretty sure there aren't any other 'roiders in the NFL.
Of course there are, but what makes it a big deal is that SD has marketed their D around this cheater. He runs his mouth and struts his Mr. t ass around after every minor play only to be shown as a fucking cheating bitch. The NFL should make roids accepted or we should continue to mock these tools.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:21 am
by poptart
I accepted that the NFL is a 'roid league a long time ago, and I don't give half a piss about 'marketing' strategies, etc.
Who gives a fuck ... ?
And a lot of guys strut around and act like jerk offs.
Merriman is one of many.

Go ahead and mock him if that's your thing.

None of us know who is or isn't 'roiding.
Maybe half of Oakland's roster is on the juice.
I don't know.

Prolly not though, or they woudn't play like 8 yr old girls.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:27 am
by Mikey
Prolly more hemorhoids then steroids on the Raiders.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:11 pm
by BSmack
poptart wrote:I accepted that the NFL is a 'roid league a long time ago, and I don't give half a piss about 'marketing' strategies, etc.
Who gives a fuck ... ?
And a lot of guys strut around and act like jerk offs.
Merriman is one of many.

Go ahead and mock him if that's your thing.

None of us know who is or isn't 'roiding.
Maybe half of Oakland's roster is on the juice.
I don't know.

Prolly not though, or they woudn't play like 8 yr old girls.
I'm sure the team playing in the home of BALCO has a few roiders. My guess is that when the media went snooping around BALCO, the Raiders on the client list weren't recognized as professional athletes.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:23 pm
by Nixhex
Shawn "Roids Out" Merriman. Yep that's what I'll be calling him the rest of his career.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:01 pm
by Shoalzie
I just heard about it on the radio this morning...was it confirmed he was nailed with steroids? Shaun Rogers was busted last week but it was allegedly for an illegal substance in a supplement he took curb his eating habits.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:17 pm
by Cueball
It's always going to be a failed test from something said player took for some other problem. Welcome to the modern day sports athcheat.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:19 pm
by Mikey
"But the doctor told me it was Cheerios."

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:21 pm
by BSmack
I'm sure it was just flaxseed oil.

sin

Image

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:30 pm
by Raider Loco
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:41 pm
by Raydah James
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^

VERRAH eloquent.
Not quite as eloquent as this masterpiece.



Paul shit's the bed. Again.


Ever get tired of being a complete fucking idiot?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:19 am
by the_ouskull
Sorry to interrupt this cripple fight...

Image
l to r: K.C, R.J.

...but, RE: the thread. It's not like this guy isn't talented, juice or not. He's also young. He's got a chance to overcome this and become Giambi instead of Bonds.

Still though, he should have hired Johnny Cochran.

Dead? Really?

Ah well, he's fucked then... So are the Chargers. Aren't they down to like 1 active linebacker and a few fat safeties off of waivers?

the_ouskull

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:25 pm
by Mikey
If these guys had any brains they wouldn't let anybody else's taint get anywhere near their supplements.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:05 pm
by atomicdad
Whether he's guilty or he had bogus supplements (still guilty, these guys know what they are putting in their bodies) should he appeal and continue to play or just get on with the suspension now. My thoughts were that if he were to sit out now the D would be pretty fucked with Philips and Olshansky also out for at least another few weeks. At least with the appeal he can still play until Philips and Olshansky return. In two weeks when either one or both come back drop the appeal and serve the suspension.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:27 am
by Joe in PB
Just another example of white ownership trying to oppress a black player.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:45 am
by trev
Image

His physique looks toned but not all that roided up.

Yes?

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:48 am
by War Wagon
atomicdad wrote:My thoughts were that if he were to sit out now the D would be pretty fucked with Philips and Olshansky also out for at least another few weeks. At least with the appeal he can still play until Philips and Olshansky return. In two weeks when either one or both come back drop the appeal and serve the suspension.
Yep.

Doesn't matter that he was a cheating rule breaker. The only thing that matters is how this suspension can somehow be delayed by appeal to where it's the least damaging to the Blots chances of winning.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:51 am
by War Wagon
trev wrote:Image

His physique looks toned but not all that roided up.

Yes?
Does that pic make you hot, trev?

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:54 am
by trev
Wags, this is an NFL board, not a place for that kind of talk.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:09 am
by War Wagon
No shit.

Get your groove on elsewhere rather than posing a pic of your fantasy stud flesh.

Then again, I'll bet the faggot who started this thread is fairly drooling right now.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:11 am
by trev
Wags, chill out. I don't like pointy heads, tattos or the boxer short sticking out look.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:15 am
by poptart
Image

A 'tatted, gloved, sweaty, stinky, roided, ignorant yamika-wearing Blot douchebag.

Fuck him.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:48 pm
by Nixhex
poptart wrote:Image

A 'tatted, gloved, sweaty, stinky, roided, ignorant yamika-wearing Blot douchebag.

Fuck him.
Substitue Raider for Blot and product for yamika and you pretty much described James.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:56 pm
by BSmack
trev wrote:Image

His physique looks toned but not all that roided up.

Yes?
The pic indicates a poor diet, not a lack of steroids. Muscle and body fat can coexist. The NFL limit for testosterone is 500% of normal male levels. If you somehow manage to exceed even that insanely high limit, you're on the juice.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:01 pm
by ChargerMike
Mikey wrote:If these guys had any brains they wouldn't let anybody else's taint get anywhere near their supplements.

....and therein lies the solution! simplistic, yet effective. :rock: