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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:49 pm
by Cuda
I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:55 pm
by Uncle Fester
Cuda wrote:I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.
Here's the deal. You get your toilet book off of my counter and I won't come over there and punch you in the brain.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:59 pm
by titlover
Uncle Fester wrote:
Cuda wrote:I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.
Here's the deal. You get your toilet book off of my counter and I won't come over there and punch you in the brain.
here I come....

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:02 pm
by Schmeck
They should turn it down because it is a lame fucking toy.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:10 pm
by Felix
Schmeck wrote:They should turn it down because it is a lame fucking toy.
werd.....

the talking Jesus looks too much like Randy "The Macho Man" Savage.......

Re: Toys for Tots Rejects Jesus Dolls

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:12 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sudden Sam wrote:"We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family "
I can just picture the little Jewish kid building a little cross for it.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:28 pm
by Headhunter
I know I shouldn't be laughing at Goobs. Fiery hell pit out front should have told me....

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:40 pm
by Katy
Cuda wrote:I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.
It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:43 pm
by Headhunter
That's because the goods don't really go from Goodwill to the poor. The sell 'em in resale shops, skim a shitload off the top, claim tax exempt status and profit off the poor. It's an American tradition.

Nobody is going to buy your piss stained couch and place it in a slightly poorer hovel.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:45 pm
by Cuda
Werd, Hoontah.

Best way to get rid of an old couch is to put it out with the trash so some wetback can come along and steal it.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:47 pm
by Katy
Headhunter wrote:That's because the goods don't really go from Goodwill to the poor. The sell 'em in resale shops, skim a shitload off the top, claim tax exempt status and profit off the poor. It's an American tradition.

Nobody is going to buy your piss stained couch and place it in a slightly poorer hovel.
Sad.

Around here they do toys for tots and shop with a cop. Last year, I went to our local mall and took a child's wishlist from the Christmas tree and bought their Christmas for them.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:51 pm
by Cuda
Katy wrote:
Headhunter wrote:That's because the goods don't really go from Goodwill to the poor. The sell 'em in resale shops, skim a shitload off the top, claim tax exempt status and profit off the poor. It's an American tradition.

Nobody is going to buy your piss stained couch and place it in a slightly poorer hovel.
Sad.

Around here they do toys for tots and shop with a cop. Last year, I went to our local mall and took a child's wishlist from the Christmas tree and bought their Christmas for them.

Sweet of you.

That way, Mommy & Daddy get to buy more beer, dope & cigs for theyselves

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:54 pm
by Katy
I'm sure you're right, Cuda. I just can't stomach a kid going without. As a single parent, I know how hard tough times can get for people.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:58 pm
by Atomic Punk
Katy wrote: It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.
Anyone just needs access to a truck and then take ALL of your unwanted furniture and shit to an apartment complex and abandon it.

I got so good at it that I actually had a shelving unit and left it near an apartment complex dumpster. I had a whole bunch of old computer monitors that I soak in a swimming pool and then stacked them on the shelves. I went back there the next day and all of them were gone. I went back again a few days after then I saw two of those monitors put back on the shelving. I could only imagine the electrical damage done to those dumbfucks apartment, trailer, whatever after that.

Oh, I remember when my huge Mitsubishi died the day of a Super Bowl. I went down to the local store and bought a new one just in time. I put the old one in the box and left it on the curb looking like it was new since I taped the box back up. It was gone in 10 minutes. Unfortunately I didn't have time to dunk it in a pool or pour water into the vents. Seeing the game took precedence.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:01 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Katy wrote:It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.
You must have some really fancy Goodwills down there in Alabamer, or whatever red state it is you're from. Up here, you just dump your shit off in some garage behind the store, and they get to sort through it. Pretty good deal for everyone involved.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:06 pm
by Katy
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Katy wrote:It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.
You must have some really fancy Goodwills down there in Alabamer, or whatever red state it is you're from. Up here, you just dump your shit off in some garage behind the store, and they get to sort through it. Pretty good deal for everyone involved.
I'm in Kentucky.

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:12 pm
by Felix
Katy wrote: I'm in Kentucky.
all I can do is offer you my heartfelt sympathy........

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:39 pm
by ElvisMonster
Why the fuck would Muslims and Jews be getting Christmas presents anyway?

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:48 pm
by Y2K
Rack Goobs.....

Racks again for AP's dunking of Electronic Shit

and RACK the hell outta Moonstah...........
Take the Jesus Doll and shut the fack up.............:lol:

Re: Toys for Tots Rejects Jesus Dolls

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:40 am
by Mr. Belvedere
Sudden Sam wrote: Toys for Tots Rejects Jesus Dolls
Thank christ.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:45 am
by poptart
Rack Goober!

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:34 am
by Jack
two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong
...

Re: Toys for Tots Rejects Jesus Dolls

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:52 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:"We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family "
I can just picture the little Jewish kid building a little cross for it.
RACK[sup]2[/sup]* and thanks for the new sig!




* Except for the fact that we are forbidden by Jewish Law to be poor, it conflicts with our world domination plans. LTS & Marty out front shoulda told ya. Jesus has no place in Christmas anyway so people should quit bitching about it. :-)

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:15 pm
by Felix
ElvisMonster wrote:Why the fuck would Muslims and Jews be getting Christmas presents anyway?
that's a great question....... :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:28 pm
by Cueball
Merry Chri err Happy Hol err fuck if I know what this years catch phrase is. Just pass the fuckin gravy Grandma

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:55 pm
by jtr
what's next? Jesus Transformers that turn into a Church

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:28 pm
by BSmack
Looks like the Marines decided to cut and run.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061116/ap_ ... ll_charity

I wonder if this one comes with the Kung Fu grip.

Image

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:31 pm
by Tom In VA
That doll looks like Vlad Kilmer playing Jim Morrison.

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:32 am
by jtr
Chuck Norris doesn't worship jesus, jesus worships Chuck Norris.