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What usc isn't good at
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:26 am
by The Seer
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:37 am
by Dinsdale
OK....THAT'S funny.
I about lost it when under "Honorable Mention," they only listed 9 schools.
Geez, Wazzu got way more academic accolades, and they tip cows, for chrissake.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:38 am
by montinelevin
$C is where you go if you cant get into college... and your folks have inherited money.
Or, you've been promised a PRO Football career by the "poddle".
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:42 am
by Van
USC is also where you go if you want to beat Cal like a Phuket whore and then when you're done with football you also want to sign the checks of those same Cal players you raped in college...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:09 am
by Laxplayer
you also want to sign the checks of those same Cal players you raped in college...
So now $C players are raping players on other teams......Jesus Christ, what's next? I thought it was only helping drunk girls into bed, or giving them X, or hitting on them at a bar while underage.....now it's men from other teams. Wow......
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:10 am
by Van
Well, some of those Cal players are awfully pretty in their cute little urine unis...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:16 am
by Laxplayer
Wait....shouldn't Chauncey be on that list?
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:23 am
by Van
Chauncey's listed under the "Chad Lavalais Academic All American" subheading...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:47 am
by Jimmy Medalions
montinelevin wrote:$C is where you go if you cant get into college... and your folks have inherited money.
Sincerely,
1980s
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:54 am
by L45B
Your mom goes to college.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:29 pm
by indyfrisco
Rack any and all ND resets.
And to this day, I still don't know why the girl ran off after that line.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:52 pm
by Killian
RenFair Skank is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:38 pm
by PSUFAN
RenFair Skank
You know the rules. Pics, please.
I kid, of course, m2ool. If I need to see RenSkank, I'll go down to the local clinic and pass out Clearasil Scrubbies.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:00 pm
by indyfrisco
PSUFAN wrote:RenFair Skank
You know the rules. Pics, please.
Top that, beeyotch!
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:37 pm
by FLW Buckeye
^^^^^^
Whenever I see that phrase, I am always associating it with the Ajax lady from "Up in Smoke."
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:57 pm
by Cicero
Killian wrote:RenFair Skank is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.
Kip wrote: Peace Out
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:36 pm
by Vito Corleone
FLW Buckeye wrote:^^^^^^
Whenever I see that phrase, I am always associating it with the Ajax lady from "Up in Smoke."
Nice vintage movie reference :D