What usc isn't good at

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:26 am

http://www.pac-10.org/sports/m-footbl/s ... 06aab.html

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:37 am

OK....THAT'S funny.

I about lost it when under "Honorable Mention," they only listed 9 schools.

Geez, Wazzu got way more academic accolades, and they tip cows, for chrissake.

montinelevin · Post by **montinelevin** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:38 am

$C is where you go if you cant get into college... and your folks have inherited money.

Or, you've been promised a PRO Football career by the "poddle".

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:42 am

USC is also where you go if you want to beat Cal like a Phuket whore and then when you're done with football you also want to sign the checks of those same Cal players you raped in college...

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:09 am

you also want to sign the checks of those same Cal players you raped in college...

So now $C players are raping players on other teams......Jesus Christ, what's next? I thought it was only helping drunk girls into bed, or giving them X, or hitting on them at a bar while underage.....now it's men from other teams. Wow......

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:10 am

Well, some of those Cal players are awfully pretty in their cute little urine unis...

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:16 am

Wait....shouldn't Chauncey be on that list?

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:23 am

Chauncey's listed under the "Chad Lavalais Academic All American" subheading...

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:47 am

montinelevin wrote:$C is where you go if you cant get into college... and your folks have inherited money.

Sincerely,
1980s

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:54 am

Your mom goes to college.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:29 pm

Rack any and all ND resets.

And to this day, I still don't know why the girl ran off after that line.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:52 pm

RenFair Skank is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:38 pm

RenFair Skank

You know the rules. Pics, please.

I kid, of course, m2ool. If I need to see RenSkank, I'll go down to the local clinic and pass out Clearasil Scrubbies.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
RenFair Skank
You know the rules. Pics, please.

Top that, beeyotch!

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:37 pm

^^^^^^

Whenever I see that phrase, I am always associating it with the Ajax lady from "Up in Smoke."

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:57 pm

Killian wrote:RenFair Skank is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.

Kip wrote: Peace Out

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:36 pm

FLW Buckeye wrote:^^^^^^

Whenever I see that phrase, I am always associating it with the Ajax lady from "Up in Smoke."

Nice vintage movie reference :D