What usc isn't good at

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What usc isn't good at

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OK....THAT'S funny.

I about lost it when under "Honorable Mention," they only listed 9 schools.

Geez, Wazzu got way more academic accolades, and they tip cows, for chrissake.
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$C is where you go if you cant get into college... and your folks have inherited money.

Or, you've been promised a PRO Football career by the "poddle".
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USC is also where you go if you want to beat Cal like a Phuket whore and then when you're done with football you also want to sign the checks of those same Cal players you raped in college...
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you also want to sign the checks of those same Cal players you raped in college...
So now $C players are raping players on other teams......Jesus Christ, what's next? I thought it was only helping drunk girls into bed, or giving them X, or hitting on them at a bar while underage.....now it's men from other teams. Wow......
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Well, some of those Cal players are awfully pretty in their cute little urine unis...
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Wait....shouldn't Chauncey be on that list? :meds:
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Chauncey's listed under the "Chad Lavalais Academic All American" subheading...
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montinelevin wrote:$C is where you go if you cant get into college... and your folks have inherited money.
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Your mom goes to college.
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Rack any and all ND resets.

And to this day, I still don't know why the girl ran off after that line.
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RenFair Skank is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.
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RenFair Skank
You know the rules. Pics, please.



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PSUFAN wrote:
RenFair Skank
You know the rules. Pics, please.
Top that, beeyotch!

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Post by FLW Buckeye »

^^^^^^

Whenever I see that phrase, I am always associating it with the Ajax lady from "Up in Smoke."
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Killian wrote:RenFair Skank is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.

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FLW Buckeye wrote:^^^^^^

Whenever I see that phrase, I am always associating it with the Ajax lady from "Up in Smoke."
Nice vintage movie reference :D
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