sam adams winter lager.
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sam adams winter lager.
About half way through my second one. Says on the bottle that it's a wheat beer. Guess that means I'm a knob gobbler, huh Dins? Oh well. It's pretty damn good for fag beer.
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We already knew that. You don't need to keep "rubbing it in".smackaholic wrote: Guess that means I'm a knob gobbler
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I'm guessing ol' Dins is going the purist route and limiting the definition of beer to only those concoctions brewed with barley, although it is common for wheat beer to also contain malted barley. Looser definitions of beer only require it to be brewed with cereal grain, which would clearly qualify wheat. The quality that makes wheat beer aficionados faggots is its overtones of banana and clove.smackaholic wrote:wtf do you mean there is no such thing?
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Rack. Oh, I see ol' Dins workin'. According to the German Beer Purity Law of 1516 (Rheinheitsgebot), beer may only contain four ingredients: malt, hops, yeast and water.Smackie Chan wrote:
I'm guessing ol' Dins is going the purist route and limiting the definition of beer to only those concoctions brewed with barley, although it is common for wheat beer to also contain malted barley. Looser definitions of beer only require it to be brewed with cereal grain, which would clearly qualify wheat. The quality that makes wheat beer aficionados faggots is its overtones of banana and clove.
Apparently, the Krauts bored of such restrictions, as witnessed by the plethora of tasty hefeweizens, weissbiers, und bocks readily available to tittillate the palate...
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Y'know, dimsdale might be onto something with his wheat beer/fag connection. The OL who is your typical curs lite non beer drinker is going through this stuff faste than I.
It's bad enough having to drop 15 bucks on a 12 pk. Dropping 15 bucks and only getting a six of it for myself is bullshit.
If I'm paying better than 2 bucks a beer, there better be a nekkid lady dancing on the table in front of me. It's gonna take more than a six pack to get the OL up there.
It's bad enough having to drop 15 bucks on a 12 pk. Dropping 15 bucks and only getting a six of it for myself is bullshit.
If I'm paying better than 2 bucks a beer, there better be a nekkid lady dancing on the table in front of me. It's gonna take more than a six pack to get the OL up there.
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Here in God’s Country we have a plethora of relatively new brewpubs and microbreweries that would make a U&Ler green with envy. Unfortunately, they’re so busy hand-crafting excellent beer that they haven’t taken the time to set up websites with little pictures of their products for me to share with you.
Oh sure, the U&L may have done it first, but that won’t stop us from doing it better. Don’t even bother with your bwahahahas, Dinsdale. Just go find a thread about shoes you can post in.
Oh sure, the U&L may have done it first, but that won’t stop us from doing it better. Don’t even bother with your bwahahahas, Dinsdale. Just go find a thread about shoes you can post in.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Goober McTuber wrote:Oh sure, the U&L may have done it first, but that won’t stop us from doing it better.
Dude, the only claim to fame the U&M has is cheese...and we do that MUCH better than you.
You're going to have to step your game up a great deal before you can even claim to have taken any "baby steps" to stepping to U&Lness.
And btw-even if by some fluke you did make a run at U&L brew(won't happen), we'd just impose sanctions, and would cut off your hops supply...problem fucking solved.
This isn't a fight you have any chance to win, when you have to rely on our shit to compete with us.
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We don’t need to compete. We’ll just quietly make and consume better beer. You’ll never know. If you think the U&L makes better cheese, you must be talking about the shit that grows between your toes.
And I’m pretty sure we kick your ass when it comes to cranberries and ginseng. Don’t even get me started on bicycle paths.
And I’m pretty sure we kick your ass when it comes to cranberries and ginseng. Don’t even get me started on bicycle paths.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Goober McTuber wrote:We don’t need to compete. We’ll just quietly make and consume better beer. You’ll never know. If you think the U&L makes better cheese, you must be talking about the shit that grows between your toes.
And I’m pretty sure we kick your ass when it comes to cranberries and ginseng. Don’t even get me started on bicycle paths.
Are you stepping to Cape Cod?
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Step back, shorty. Wisconsin is the nation’s leader in cranberry farming and produces more than 300 million pounds of fruit annually – more than half of the estimated 575 million pounds of cranberries that Americans consume each year.Neely8 wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:We don’t need to compete. We’ll just quietly make and consume better beer. You’ll never know. If you think the U&L makes better cheese, you must be talking about the shit that grows between your toes.
And I’m pretty sure we kick your ass when it comes to cranberries and ginseng. Don’t even get me started on bicycle paths.
Are you stepping to Cape Cod?
Oh no you didn't.......
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Goober McTuber wrote:Step back, shorty. Wisconsin is the nation’s leader in cranberry farming and produces more than 300 million pounds of fruit annually – more than half of the estimated 575 million pounds of cranberries that Americans consume each year.Neely8 wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:We don’t need to compete. We’ll just quietly make and consume better beer. You’ll never know. If you think the U&L makes better cheese, you must be talking about the shit that grows between your toes.
And I’m pretty sure we kick your ass when it comes to cranberries and ginseng. Don’t even get me started on bicycle paths.
Are you stepping to Cape Cod?
Oh no you didn't.......
Oh your talking about quantity. Quality is another issue....... :)
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You'll just never know what you're missing. Head buried so far in the U&L sand, can't see the world passing you by. I will wash down some Wisconsin 4-year-old cheddar and maybe a little Asiago with a bottle or three of Arena Premium Ale, and fart in your general direction. Actually, if it didn’t mean giving up my personal info to one of the sketchier posters on this board, I would offer to swap six-packs with you. Six of our local brews of my choice for the same from you.Dinsdale wrote:I can't figure out
If it's the end or beginning...
Dude, if you even try and compare U&M cheese to U&L cheese, you're a fucking idiot. Then again, you tried stepping to Beervana on matters related to beer, so we already knew that.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Actually, your "personal info" couldn't be in any safer hands. I'm actually pretty fucking ethical and loyal when I'm not logged on to the internet. I just try to check that shit at the door when I'm trying to entertain myself by reminding the people here what complete fucking idiots they are.
But, that doesn't really matter. See, 'round these parts, we certainly don't have our heads "in the U&L sand" (sidenote...yes, we do have sand. It comes with having ocean beaches and thriving estuaries and stuff like that). Matter of fact, there's a place right down the street, and another not too far away in my neck of the woods(REAL woods...not that imitation midwest shit), where I can go and essentially order just about any brew known to mankind.
How the fuck else do you think we became the world's premiere brewing region(EAD, Germany)? Guessing, or do you think we keep tabs on what other regions/brewers are doing?
Of course, if you bumpkins shared this ideology of actually learning something, you'd realize what was up...which you don't.
Matter of fact, maybe we'll just point to the scoreBODE and laugh when you lesser-breeds start getting a little lippy in the future.
But, that doesn't really matter. See, 'round these parts, we certainly don't have our heads "in the U&L sand" (sidenote...yes, we do have sand. It comes with having ocean beaches and thriving estuaries and stuff like that). Matter of fact, there's a place right down the street, and another not too far away in my neck of the woods(REAL woods...not that imitation midwest shit), where I can go and essentially order just about any brew known to mankind.
How the fuck else do you think we became the world's premiere brewing region(EAD, Germany)? Guessing, or do you think we keep tabs on what other regions/brewers are doing?
Of course, if you bumpkins shared this ideology of actually learning something, you'd realize what was up...which you don't.
Matter of fact, maybe we'll just point to the scoreBODE and laugh when you lesser-breeds start getting a little lippy in the future.
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