I figured it out... Re: AD's Senior Year...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:39 am
I know how to make this happen. It's gonna take some Cartman-taking-out-Scott-Tenorman's-parents type planning, but I can do it. Here's my idea:
-- AD starts watching the ESPN Heisman Ceremony ads and gets pissed off that an injury kept him from getting invited.
-- At the actual ceremony, I bribe the Heisman voters (ALL of them) to vote for AD. (I realize that their votes were all turned in months ago... dipshits...)
-- AD's name is called, and he is instantly beset by an ESPN camera crew. He's completely shocked... and then says, "I cannot accept this. I didn't play enough to win this. But I WILL come back next year to win my own."
Think it'll work?
the_ouskull
-- AD starts watching the ESPN Heisman Ceremony ads and gets pissed off that an injury kept him from getting invited.
-- At the actual ceremony, I bribe the Heisman voters (ALL of them) to vote for AD. (I realize that their votes were all turned in months ago... dipshits...)
-- AD's name is called, and he is instantly beset by an ESPN camera crew. He's completely shocked... and then says, "I cannot accept this. I didn't play enough to win this. But I WILL come back next year to win my own."
Think it'll work?
the_ouskull