Jeff Garcia: speech coaching?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:33 pm

After the game yesterday, during an on-filed interview and post-game press conference, was the first time I think I've heard him speak in quite awhile. He seemed to have lost most of the lisp and is intentionally injecting an extra shot of testosterone in his voice. Did anyone else notice this? Serious replies only, please.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:44 pm

He's simply adopting the "when in Rome" philosophy. The lisp opened doors for him in Frisco. It'd get his ass kicked in Philly.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:47 pm

looking at the football side of things--
a lot of "experts" are trying to figure out
what the Eagles are doing right with Garcia in there
that they were not doing with McNabb !!
Certainly an interesting development along with the Bears
ability to win even when Graossman is so horrible !

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:52 pm

SaladTosser wrote:After the game yesterday, during an on-filed interview and post-game press conference, was the first time I think I've heard him speak in quite awhile. He seemed to have lost most of the lisp and is intentionally injecting an extra shot of testosterone in his voice. Did anyone else notice this? Serious replies only, please.

Any points he gained from changing his voice were lost when he kissed Jeramiah Trotter on the helmet at the end of the game.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:54 pm

OCmike wrote: he kissed Jeramiah Trotter on the helmet

Which helmet ?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:58 pm

Wolfman, I find that interesting as well. From a football perspective, I'm not at all surprised with his success since taking over in Philadelphia. The guy is a gamer, and has the unique ability to both throw well and use his legs when he has to ('sup Vick, you piece of shit). He never had a chance in Cleveland. He was surrounded by shit. Not an Eagles fan, just think Garcia had gotten short-changed the last few years.

By the way, he IS a flaming homo. Just found it interesting to hear the difference in his speech yesterday.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:00 pm

It looks like a curious (pun intended?) situation in Phili.

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:00 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:He's simply adopting the "when in Rome" philosophy. The lisp opened doors for him in Frisco. .

Understanding that you play Father Time in real life... (We've seen your photos from NO with the dog killer.)

Where is this place... called Frisco?

Somewhere in Nevada?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:04 pm

Wolfman wrote:a lot of "experts" are trying to figure out
what the Eagles are doing right with Garcia in there
that they were not doing with McNabb !!

It's racist. The rest of the Iggles' offense be doggin' it when McNabb is under center. It's a league-wide conspiracy against the black man.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:05 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:a lot of "experts" are trying to figure out
what the Eagles are doing right with Garcia in there
that they were not doing with McNabb !!
It's racist. The rest of the Iggles' offense be doggin' it when McNabb is under center. It's a league-wide conspiracy against the black man.

Either that or it's homophobic and they can't wait to get out of their three point stance knowing a fag is behind them.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:06 pm

420 wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:He's simply adopting the "when in Rome" philosophy. The lisp opened doors for him in Frisco. .
Understanding that you play Father Time in real life... (We've seen your photos from NO with the dog killer.)

Where is this place... called Frisco?

Where you spend most of your time suckin' off the rest of your Renfairies.

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:11 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
420 wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:He's simply adopting the "when in Rome" philosophy. The lisp opened doors for him in Frisco. .
Understanding that you play Father Time in real life... (We've seen your photos from NO with the dog killer.)

Where is this place... called Frisco?
Where you spend most of your time suckin' off the rest of your Renfairies.

Your post made no sense.

Senility, kicking in?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:17 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:It's racist. The rest of the Iggles' offense be doggin' it when McNabb is under center. It's a league-wide conspiracy against the black man.

Rush?

By the way, we've quickly gotten away from "serious replies only." Let's get back to Garcia. It seems like sometimes here that a thread starts on one topic and quickly shifts to a completely different topic.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:23 pm

SaladTosser wrote:It seems like sometimes here that a thread starts on one topic and quickly shifts to a completely different topic.

Kind of like Jeff Garcia's tongue starting on one testicle and then quickly shifting to a completely different one ? That is, of course, if the totally unsubstantiated rumours about him being gay are true.

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:23 pm

SaladTosser wrote: It seems like sometimes here that a thread starts on one topic and quickly shifts to a completely different topic.

Reality...

...quick, get in here!

A purple guy from the tundra is looking for you.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:30 pm

420 wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:It seems like sometimes here that a thread starts on one topic and quickly shifts to a completely different topic.
Reality...

...quick, get in here!

A purple guy from the tundra is looking for you.

It's called sarcasm. I'm sure it's tough to see it through the chimes.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:32 pm

Garcia and Reid are seemingly made for each other. Garcia is a QB that makes plays while he's running around. Reid is a HC that refuses to develop a running game. These traits would seem to be a good match.

m2 is the poof

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:43 pm

I feel like I'm being attacked in this thread...

...I'm going to make another vodka drink, and see if this thread can get back on track.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:49 pm

SaladTosser wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:It's racist. The rest of the Iggles' offense be doggin' it when McNabb is under center. It's a league-wide conspiracy against the black man.
Rush?

By the way, we've quickly gotten away from "serious replies only." Let's get back to Garcia. It seems like sometimes here that a thread starts on one topic and quickly shifts to a completely different topic.

You need gps or something. they don't call this hole cul de smack for nuthin'. turn round, take your 3nd right, NFL drive. Ya can't miss it.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:55 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Wolfman, I find that interesting as well. From a football perspective, I'm not at all surprised with his success since taking over in Philadelphia. The guy is a gamer, and has the unique ability to both throw well and use his legs when he has to ('sup Vick, you piece of shit). He never had a chance in Cleveland. He was surrounded by shit. Not an Eagles fan, just think Garcia had gotten short-changed the last few years.

By the way, he IS a flaming homo. Just found it interesting to hear the difference in his speech yesterday.

All Jeff Garcia does is win. The problem is, when playoff time arrives and he faces solid defenses, he just can't get over the hump. Wait... :D

As Ninerfan found out, Garcia is a dece enough QB, but he'll never be better than a 10-6 type of guy. He'll win most of the time, but isn't quite good enough to get you to that next level. Basically, he's a modern day Don Strock.

As for Garcia being gay or not, at my last job I worked with an openly (flaming) gay guy who saw me wearing a 49ers jersey on a casual Friday and got so excited that he almost burst into sunshine. He told me how he was friends with the Garcia family and that several times a year Jeff would fly him up from SoCal to SF to see home games in a skybox. Evidently he didn't want me to think he was full of crap, so a few days later he brought in one of those game balls that Garcia was given where they paint the top half white and have the stats of the game on the ball. Now I'm not insinuating that Garcia was plugging this dude, expecially since this dude was already sampling another kielbasa within the company, just that at the very least they thoroughly enjoyed each other's company.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:17 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Garcia and Reid are seemingly made for each other. Garcia is a QB that makes plays while he's running around. Reid is a HC that refuses to develop a running game. These traits would seem to be a good match.

m2 is the poof

They ran the ball more than they threw the ball on Sunday. The reason why Garthia is doing so well is b/c of Marty Morneinwhig (sp?).

Incidently if Garthia is gay, what does it make his fiancee?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:18 pm

A transvestite with a nie boob job.

What do I win?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:38 pm

Props to both Garcia and Joey on getting out of 'the D' and pushing for playoff spots with their new clubs. I'd love to see the Eagles and Dolphins in the playoffs so it further shows it wasn't their fault the Lions are so god-awful.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:42 pm

Headhunter wrote:A transvestite with a nie boob job.

What do I win?

A homo tag.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:15 pm

Wolfman wrote:looking at the football side of things--
a lot of "experts" are trying to figure out
what the Eagles are doing right with Garcia in there
that they were not doing with McNabb !!
Certainly an interesting development along with the Bears
ability to win even when Graossman is so horrible !

McnAbb was not losing games for them- their D, special teams and play calling were. McNabb was the 1st or 2nd (can't remember which) ranked QB when he got hurt. He lost them 1 game this year- the game against TB when he gave up the INT's to Barber. Other than that- he has been good (anyone remebr the MVP talk before he got hurt?)- but had a D that wasn't tackling shit, a special teams unit that was giving the opposing teams at least the 40 in starting position every time and a coach that insisted on throwing the ball 70-75% of the time. Since he went out, Andy handed the play calling over 100% to MArty, the D is stepping up (finally) and special teams is tightening up.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:16 pm

Either way it looks like an interesting situation developing in Phili.

If Garcia delivers the goods, what happens to McNabb ?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:19 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Either way it looks like an interesting situation developing in Phili.

If Garcia delivers the goods, what happens to McNabb ?

Nothing.... He is the franchise Qb here... and rightfully so. Garcia only has a 1 year contract.. if he likes his backup role- they resign him.. or goes to some other team without an offensive line (I.E- Cleveland or Detroit) and gets pummeled again.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:23 pm

I told my Dallas Fan father in law to look up, in the hopes an Eagle would drop a giant bird turn in his eye :biggrin:

Actually I was pulling for Tiki but apparently his teammates were not.

How many years have I been saying "WAR Next Year".

Go Skins.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:25 pm

Tom In VA wrote:I told my Dallas Fan father in law to look up, in the hopes an Eagle would drop a giant bird turn in his eye :biggrin:

Actually I was pulling for Tiki but apparently his teammates were not.

How many years have I been saying "WAR Next Year".

Go Skins.

Campbell has been impressing me a little more each week.. by next year- you may actually have a starting QB.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:29 pm

As a Falcon fan, I am terrified of the prospect of Atlanta having to go into Philly on New Year's Eve (talk of it being the night game) and having to beat the Eagles to get in the playoffs. The only thing scarier, is assuming that they'll beat the "our season's over so let's buttfuck Atlanta in the mouth on our way out" Panthers, first.

I went to the playoff game in 2003(?) when Atlanta played in Philly. It was a night game, and those fucks were tailgating since 6 AM. Goodamn, what an ugly site that was.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:32 pm

BBMarley wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:I told my Dallas Fan father in law to look up, in the hopes an Eagle would drop a giant bird turn in his eye :biggrin:

Actually I was pulling for Tiki but apparently his teammates were not.

How many years have I been saying "WAR Next Year".

Go Skins.
Campbell has been impressing me a little more each week.. by next year- you may actually have a starting QB.

In my opinion we need an O-Line and depth at the O-Line. We should be able to have Sonny J come out of retirement and sit back there. But yeah I like what I've seen with Campbell.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:55 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Headhunter wrote:A transvestite with a nie boob job.

What do I win?

A homo tag.

If you have a problem with the way she looks...you might as well just give it up already and leave the hetero world. Even a self-proclaimed nice guy and social conservative like me can look at her and wish what it would be like wear her panties as a hat.

Fatsak · Post by **Fatsak** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:17 pm

Go Chargers.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:33 pm

Who's that gay fag in your avatar?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:37 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Headhunter wrote:A transvestite with a nie boob job.

What do I win?

A homo tag.

If you have a problem with the way she looks...you might as well just give it up already and leave the hetero world. Even a self-proclaimed nice guy and social conservative like me can look at her and wish what it would be like wear her panties as a hat.

are you addressing me or HH?

420 · Post by **420** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:37 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Who's that gay fag in your avatar?

Why it's you.

I haven't checked, but have replied in this thread previously?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:39 pm

420 wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:Who's that gay fag in your avatar?
Why it's you.

I haven't checked, but have replied in this thread previously?

don't get trolled. these nicks are all controlled by Otis.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:43 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
A homo tag.

If you have a problem with the way she looks...you might as well just give it up already and leave the hetero world. Even a self-proclaimed nice guy and social conservative like me can look at her and wish what it would be like wear her panties as a hat.
are you addressing me or HH?

Does it matter?

BTW, yeah, she's an attractive lady, but during Cowboys/Philly week... She's a dude with a smaller than average penis and fake tits! Deal with it!

Fatsak · Post by **Fatsak** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:50 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Who's that gay fag in your avatar?

Mexican music sensation Luis Miguel. He is dreamy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:50 pm

Headhunter wrote:
Does it matter?

BTW, yeah, she's an attractive lady, but during Cowboys/Philly week... She's a dude with a smaller than average penis and fake tits! Deal with it!

You'd think that an NFL QB (even a backup) would be able to find a lover with a big dick.

T1B

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