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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He
immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:

"And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers lane'....and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies:

"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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3, 4, 2, 1



Oh wait... that was yesterday's TROTS thread.
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Who gives a fuck?
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Post by Jimmy Medalions »

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had
real breasts and men didn't hold hands.
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Post by Diego in Seattle »

So Silver Spoon is now reduced to recycling emails from several years ago.

Not that anyone's suprised.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Silver Spoon
Speaking of which...

Ricky Schroeder called... he put a cease and desist order on you GYJO to re-runs of his TV show, queerbait...

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