Will I ever travel in space?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:36 am

I'm not really up on the latest news in space travel, but from what I hear there is a good chance that this will be offered to the general public within the next few years. Obviously, the first handful of cats will probably pay a few million to do it ('sup Zy), but like anything else I assume it will become more affordable over time.

How common will this be within our lifetime? What will the trip consist of? How much do you think it will cost in 25 years? Will it be a quick shot outside our atmosphere and then a quick turnaround/landing? What will the "shuttle" be like? How difficult will it be to join the 767,000 Mile-High Club? How safe do you think it will be? Will there be flight attendants in space suits?

Curious.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:27 pm

It won't be common for a while. Don't think people being barely out of the atmosphere and weightless for 5 minutes will be worth $100,000 a pop.

It will only be common once our alien overlords ship us out to moon colonies to mine hidden copper troves for their alien cookware.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:35 pm

No flight attendants, no dry roasted nuts, no Sierra Mist.
No dooty free.

It ain't worth it.

Stay home, ST.

Watch it on TV.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:39 pm

I'll try it if they accept frequent flyer miles.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:55 pm

http://www.nowscape.com/mormon/mormast2.htm

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:07 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:I'll try it if they accept frequent flyer miles.

RACK

Except the first available date that isn't blacked out is Jan. 7, 2021

And your in coach

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:30 am

I would gain from a trip to space, but the risks are substantial...

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:08 am

XXXL wrote:I would gain from a trip to space, but the risks are substantial...

Given that this is an ST-started thread, the question for you, XXXL, is ... and I'm being very serious here:

Would you, or would you not, venture into a woman's ass while eating pussy in space? And "Rock 'n Roll" is NOT an answer, motherfucker.

XXXL, give us some of yo takes, bro. For real. Tell us if you'd eat a chick's ass in space, in ST's honor.

Dude, not a lot of you is asked in here. I'm asking you now.

Share

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:17 am

SaladTosser wrote: How common will this be within our lifetime?

Curious.

Of course you're curious. I can't wait until you post a thread about the unfortunate event where you've recently touched the glowing red heating elements on the stove. When that happens, be sure to post about it and what color your jizz turned when you jacked onto the heating coils.

All in love you sick, silly person. Kisses.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:04 pm

Compass-eye, I noticed that you posted this during your "over-drinking alone" time. Would you like to retract your ”take,” or should I just chalk it up as another alcohol-induced, random accident? Kisses.

Justa Heel · Post by **Justa Heel** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:23 pm

SaladTosser wrote:Compass-eye, I noticed that you posted this during your "over-drinking alone" time. Would you like to retract your ”take,” or should I just chalk it up as another alcohol-induced, random accident? Kisses.

Rack.

Did you hear about Fatsak's wife?

hardcrow · Post by **hardcrow** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:55 pm

Ive been out of the loop for about 2 years, fill a brother in...

hc

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:01 am

Jump off your front porch. You're in space, man...!!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:04 am

SaladTosser wrote:Compass-eye, I noticed that you posted this during your "over-drinking alone" time. Would you like to retract your ”take,” or should I just chalk it up as another alcohol-induced, random accident? Kisses.

Oh baby doll, you one trick-mule you... kisses back your way homegirl. No thilly, I won't retract my take. But hey, maybe a few shit trolls will nutsaack remorah their way in with you. Don't forget to rack yourself and drag the queens along in your next response.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:21 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Oh baby doll, you one trick-mule you... kisses back your way homegirl. No thilly, I won't retract my take. But hey, maybe a few shit trolls will nutsaack remorah their way in with you. Don't forget to rack yourself and drag the queens along in your next response.

AP, you know you and I are OK, but what exactly does all of that stuff mean?

By the way, it's better to have had one trick and lost than to have never had a trick at all.

Can we get back to space travel talk? SRO, please.

*edit* You should have hyphenated "one trick-mule" as "one-trick mule." Ken out front shoulda told you. Then again, I assume proper bed-pan changing and vomit-removal probably took precedence over grammar in whatever nursing school you attended after dialing a 1-800 number while viewing an infomercial during a hungover Saturday morning.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:48 am

Astronauts don't run grammar smack.

ponderous. You're out of the space race.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:53 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Astronauts don't run grammar smack.

ponderous. You're out of the space race.

While he was at it, the least he could have done was point out that while funny, AP also blew the spelling of "nutsack remora".

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:01 am

OCmike wrote:While he was at it, the least he could have done was point out that while funny, AP also blew the spelling of "nutsack remora".

I assumed it was a Jewish thing which I was not familiar.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:01 am

I think those are more commonly known as jewish "crabs"

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:58 pm

SaladTosser wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Oh baby doll, you one trick-mule you... kisses back your way homegirl. No thilly, I won't retract my take. But hey, maybe a few shit trolls will nutsaack remorah their way in with you. Don't forget to rack yourself and drag the queens along in your next response.
AP, you know you and I are OK, but what exactly does all of that stuff mean?

Dude, I was just fucking with you for no reason. Enjoy the weekend my friend.

T1B

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