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Rules to live by

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If you're running a drug house and someone comes creeping on your place to try to steal your stash you...

1. Cap his sorry ass
2. HIDE YOUR STASH
3. Call the cops.

Mixing up 2 and 3 can get your ass in some serious trouble.

http://www.rochesterdandc.com/apps/pbcs ... 1/70215029
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Call your stash and hide the cops?

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Mikey wrote:Call your stash and hide the cops?

:?
Or better yet, get your stash the fuck out of the house.
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Speaking of stupid criminal stories emanating from Rochester . . .

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/app ... 1/PENFIELD

If this guy is guilty, you gotta wonder what the hell he was thinking.

Sad to say, I know him. :oops:
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Post by smackaholic »

here's 3 better rules to live by...

1. don't run a drug house
2. don't call the cops.....unless you really, really, really need them.
3. don't reside in crapchester or any other upstate shithole*.

* cabin on a lake in the adirondacks possible exception.
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Post by BSmack »

smackaholic wrote:here's 3 better rules to live by...

1. don't run a drug house
2. don't call the cops.....unless you really, really, really need them.
3. don't reside in crapchester or any other upstate shithole*.

* cabin on a lake in the adirondacks possible exception.
You live in Connecticut? Right?
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