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Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:40 pm

here are the following people I want to fight ---

mvscal - i want to beat you with a whip coated with the semen of a black man
war wagon - i want to smack you in the face until you become a man. you don't deserve to be brutally beat down by my fists
dinsdale - i want to break a 40z bottle in a bar and cut your fucking throat
bbqjones - i want to smother you in your wife's shitstained panties
toddowen - i want to make you fear me until you kill yourself
moving sale - i want to make you run through a puddle and drown
shoalzie - see war wagon
cicero - i want to shove a football up your ass and make your boy in that gay picture fist it out

dont fuk with me or you'll make the list.

bitches.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:43 pm

You guys on the list lay low for a while. PM me in a week and I'll let you know if things have blown over.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:17 pm

Douchebag wrote: moving sale - i want to make you run through a puddle and drown

I hope you all see this as being truly funnay. That was good.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:18 pm

mile hi - i will tie you to the back of a silverado and have john mellencamp drive off
Jsc810 - youll be in the hospital anyway, so it won't fuckingmatter

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:20 pm

Good move leaving me off your list, Douchebag. I’d rip your head off, shit down your neck, and wipe my ass on that faggotty pink blouse.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:27 pm

I finally made a list.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:54 pm

Cicero wrote:I finally made a list.

Me too...kick ass!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:57 pm

ltr: Shoalzie/Cicero

fuck that list.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:10 pm

goober - i want to fight you bare knuckled, bare chested, man versus limpdick. no strings. no surprise attacks. just you and me, in a ditch off a highway within a mile from my EconoLodge, wrestling aroudn in the fucking mud while you receive blow after blow from my right fist.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:14 pm

Douchebag wrote:goober - i want to fight you bare knuckled, bare chested, man versus limpdick. no strings. no surprise attacks. just you and me, in a ditch off a highway within a mile from my EconoLodge, wrestling aroudn in the fucking mud while you receive blow after blow from my right fist.

In speed reading, don't they tell you to concentrate on the "key words" of the sentence to formulate the sentence? Damn...what would you be thinking?

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:14 pm

bizzarofelice - i don't even want to fight you, you sissynanny. just throw on a skirt, a wig, and make me a goddamn Hungry Man dinner while i pound beers and have your wife blow me.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:17 pm

indyfrisco - i want to lube up a 2 foot dildo with that shitty bbq sauce of yours and ram it up your dimehole until you scream for the mayo.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:19 pm

Douchebag wrote:just you and me, in a ditch off a highway within a mile from my EconoLodge, wrestling aroudn in the fucking mud while you receive blow after blow

Sorry, princess, I don’t swing that way. How about you bend over, I’ll shove a fence pole up your ass and you can call me “Daddy”.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:23 pm

so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:43 pm

Douchebag wrote:goober - i want to fight you bare knuckled, bare chested, man versus limpdick.

You better be careful Goobs. I'm sure he has plenty of experience in this particular area.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:52 pm

you want to step to this?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:33 pm

Brian - what the fuck are you wearing for an Av, dude?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:36 pm

Douchebag wrote:so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

Don't forget to wear the underroos mommy sewed your name in.

And depends. Lots of depends. You'll be shitting your pants as you step off that bus and you know it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:38 pm

KC Scott wrote:Brian - what the fuck are you wearing for an Av, dude?

[video width=425 height=350]http://www.youtube.com/player2.swf?vide ... zgMWwOksZi[/video]

Just Rudy Giuliani reaching out to the family values wing.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:43 pm

Bwahahaha - Rack Rudy

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:50 pm

Rack Rudy in deed.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:11 am

Douchebag wrote: moving sale - i want to make you run through a puddle and drown

Yep, RACK that!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:25 am

Douchebag wrote:so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

Bus ride?! People who are such lowlifes that they still have to take the shametrain as adults are hilarious.

Mile-Hi T · Post by **Mile-Hi T** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:38 am

OCmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.
Bus ride?! People who are such lowlifes that they still have to take the shametrain as adults are hilarious.

I've never actually taken a bus, but I didn't know that you had to "book" a ride. I just thought that you had to plow your way through to bums and crackheads to a desk and buy a ticket.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:46 am

shut up, it's a greyhound. you gotta set this shit up in advance.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:50 am

'Bout time somebody took out the trash 'round here. WAR Douchebag.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:00 am

where is that can of OTST when you need it ??

Mile-Hi T · Post by **Mile-Hi T** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:06 am

I'll shove my keyboard down your throat and type my next post with my dick.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:09 am

you must have a pretty small dick then, you fucking fairy.

Mile-Hi T · Post by **Mile-Hi T** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:54 am

my bad. I apologize.......sorry.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:36 pm

oh, i'll get it you sick stupid fuck. don't test me. i'll bump you to the top of the list.

i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area? i'll be staying there and beating the fuck out of you that night.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:50 pm

I don't know about the troll, but that avatar is spot fucking on. Before I even read the troll's name, I saw that av and said, to myself, "that guy is a fucking douchebag." GREAT avatar, guy.

the_ouskull

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:18 am

fuck you

i'll be in the walgreen's parking lot

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:54 am

Douchebag wrote:i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area?

If you need a coupon to get that rate at a dump like Red Roof you're not doing your homework, douchebag. You need to get onto hotwire or whatever and get some savings on your missions. At the very least you'll be due for some free miles from the Dog.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:16 am

DAMN!

I never make a list.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:27 am

mvscal wrote:
Douchebag wrote:a whip coated with the semen of a black man
So you'll just wipe your ass with it then?

More likely spit it out on the glory hole floor...fuckin jizzmopper

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:53 am

tuff gong wrote:
Douchebag wrote:i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area?
If you need a coupon to get that rate at a dump like Red Roof you're not doing your homework, douchebag. You need to get onto hotwire or whatever and get some savings on your missions. At the very least you'll be due for some free miles from the Dog.

shut the fuck up. My visa platinum card is almost maxed out so i have pay straight cash. can't use those sites. i'm taking out a loan at the local Cash Now store so I can afford some travel costs for the weekend to beat the shit out of losers like you. Red Roof is usually like $70 a night. so that coupon is a good deal you prick.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:57 am

Douchebag wrote:fuck you

i'll be in the walgreen's parking lot

blowing the 50 year old pedo who's been flashing the local high schools lately. you fucking faggot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:11 pm

Douchebag wrote:
tuff gong wrote:
Douchebag wrote:i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area?
If you need a coupon to get that rate at a dump like Red Roof you're not doing your homework, douchebag. You need to get onto hotwire or whatever and get some savings on your missions. At the very least you'll be due for some free miles from the Dog.
shut the fuck up. My visa platinum card is almost maxed out so i have pay straight cash. can't use those sites. i'm taking out a loan at the local Cash Now store so I can afford some travel costs for the weekend to beat the shit out of losers like you. Red Roof is usually like $70 a night. so that coupon is a good deal you prick.

so, are you ready for that big throwdown yet? did you starch and press your pussy pink shirt? did you go to the mall and get another white shelled necklace from abercrombie? did you tell your mom that you were going to georgia to face fuck a curb?

details motherfucker.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:15 pm

<-- Dude, did you have a twin in Ohio that lost a ton of weight eating garden variety subs everyday?

T1B

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