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here are the following people I want to fight ---

mvscal - i want to beat you with a whip coated with the semen of a black man
war wagon - i want to smack you in the face until you become a man. you don't deserve to be brutally beat down by my fists
dinsdale - i want to break a 40z bottle in a bar and cut your fucking throat
bbqjones - i want to smother you in your wife's shitstained panties
toddowen - i want to make you fear me until you kill yourself
moving sale - i want to make you run through a puddle and drown
shoalzie - see war wagon
cicero - i want to shove a football up your ass and make your boy in that gay picture fist it out

dont fuk with me or you'll make the list.

bitches.

You guys on the list lay low for a while. PM me in a week and I'll let you know if things have blown over.

Douchebag wrote: moving sale - i want to make you run through a puddle and drown

I hope you all see this as being truly funnay. That was good.

mile hi - i will tie you to the back of a silverado and have john mellencamp drive off
Jsc810 - youll be in the hospital anyway, so it won't fuckingmatter

Good move leaving me off your list, Douchebag. I’d rip your head off, shit down your neck, and wipe my ass on that faggotty pink blouse.

I finally made a list.

Cicero wrote:I finally made a list.

Me too...kick ass!

ltr: Shoalzie/Cicero


fuck that list.

goober - i want to fight you bare knuckled, bare chested, man versus limpdick. no strings. no surprise attacks. just you and me, in a ditch off a highway within a mile from my EconoLodge, wrestling aroudn in the fucking mud while you receive blow after blow from my right fist.

Douchebag wrote:goober - i want to fight you bare knuckled, bare chested, man versus limpdick. no strings. no surprise attacks. just you and me, in a ditch off a highway within a mile from my EconoLodge, wrestling aroudn in the fucking mud while you receive blow after blow from my right fist.

In speed reading, don't they tell you to concentrate on the "key words" of the sentence to formulate the sentence? Damn...what would you be thinking?

bizzarofelice - i don't even want to fight you, you sissynanny. just throw on a skirt, a wig, and make me a goddamn Hungry Man dinner while i pound beers and have your wife blow me.

indyfrisco - i want to lube up a 2 foot dildo with that shitty bbq sauce of yours and ram it up your dimehole until you scream for the mayo.

Douchebag wrote:just you and me, in a ditch off a highway within a mile from my EconoLodge, wrestling aroudn in the fucking mud while you receive blow after blow

Sorry, princess, I don’t swing that way. How about you bend over, I’ll shove a fence pole up your ass and you can call me “Daddy”.

so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

Douchebag wrote:goober - i want to fight you bare knuckled, bare chested, man versus limpdick.

You better be careful Goobs. I'm sure he has plenty of experience in this particular area.

you want to step to this?

Brian - what the fuck are you wearing for an Av, dude?

Douchebag wrote:so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

Don't forget to wear the underroos mommy sewed your name in.

And depends. Lots of depends. You'll be shitting your pants as you step off that bus and you know it.

KC Scott wrote:Brian - what the fuck are you wearing for an Av, dude?

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Just Rudy Giuliani reaching out to the family values wing.

Bwahahaha - Rack Rudy

Rack Rudy in deed.

Douchebag wrote: moving sale - i want to make you run through a puddle and drown

Yep, RACK that!

Douchebag wrote:so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

Bus ride?! People who are such lowlifes that they still have to take the shametrain as adults are hilarious.

OCmike wrote:

Douchebag wrote:so you dont' "swing that way" but you want to ram things up my ass? what a fucking queer. i'll fucking kill you. i';m serious, let's do this shit. Where do you live fuckface? i'll book the bus ride today.

Bus ride?! People who are such lowlifes that they still have to take the shametrain as adults are hilarious.

I've never actually taken a bus, but I didn't know that you had to "book" a ride. I just thought that you had to plow your way through to bums and crackheads to a desk and buy a ticket.

shut up, it's a greyhound. you gotta set this shit up in advance.

'Bout time somebody took out the trash 'round here. WAR Douchebag.

where is that can of OTST when you need it ??

I'll shove my keyboard down your throat and type my next post with my dick.

you must have a pretty small dick then, you fucking fairy.

my bad. I apologize.......sorry.

oh, i'll get it you sick stupid fuck. don't test me. i'll bump you to the top of the list.

i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area? i'll be staying there and beating the fuck out of you that night.

I don't know about the troll, but that avatar is spot fucking on. Before I even read the troll's name, I saw that av and said, to myself, "that guy is a fucking douchebag." GREAT avatar, guy.

the_ouskull

fuck you

i'll be in the walgreen's parking lot

Douchebag wrote:i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area?

If you need a coupon to get that rate at a dump like Red Roof you're not doing your homework, douchebag. You need to get onto hotwire or whatever and get some savings on your missions. At the very least you'll be due for some free miles from the Dog.

DAMN!

I never make a list.

mvscal wrote:

Douchebag wrote:a whip coated with the semen of a black man

So you'll just wipe your ass with it then?

More likely spit it out on the glory hole floor...fuckin jizzmopper

tuff gong wrote:

Douchebag wrote:i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area?

If you need a coupon to get that rate at a dump like Red Roof you're not doing your homework, douchebag. You need to get onto hotwire or whatever and get some savings on your missions. At the very least you'll be due for some free miles from the Dog.

shut the fuck up. My visa platinum card is almost maxed out so i have pay straight cash. can't use those sites. i'm taking out a loan at the local Cash Now store so I can afford some travel costs for the weekend to beat the shit out of losers like you. Red Roof is usually like $70 a night. so that coupon is a good deal you prick.

Douchebag wrote:fuck you

i'll be in the walgreen's parking lot

blowing the 50 year old pedo who's been flashing the local high schools lately. you fucking faggot.

Douchebag wrote:

tuff gong wrote:

Douchebag wrote:i've got a coupon for Red Roof Inn. $49.99 a night. Have one in your area?

If you need a coupon to get that rate at a dump like Red Roof you're not doing your homework, douchebag. You need to get onto hotwire or whatever and get some savings on your missions. At the very least you'll be due for some free miles from the Dog.

shut the fuck up. My visa platinum card is almost maxed out so i have pay straight cash. can't use those sites. i'm taking out a loan at the local Cash Now store so I can afford some travel costs for the weekend to beat the shit out of losers like you. Red Roof is usually like $70 a night. so that coupon is a good deal you prick.

so, are you ready for that big throwdown yet? did you starch and press your pussy pink shirt? did you go to the mall and get another white shelled necklace from abercrombie? did you tell your mom that you were going to georgia to face fuck a curb?

details motherfucker.

<-- Dude, did you have a twin in Ohio that lost a ton of weight eating garden variety subs everyday?