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My Supervisor's Phrases o' the Day - 3/6/07
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:36 pm
by patsy stone
1. "Our budget dream-wish" instead of our "department wish list"
2. "Better Business BURROW Commission"
3. "It's just so staunch and stag."
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:40 pm
by pron
To his male friends at the office --- Hey, have you seen the size of patsy's tits?
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:43 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
pron wrote:To his male friends at the office --- Hey, have you seen the size of patsy's tits?
Are you a troll, or just the horniest motherfucker on the internet?
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:47 pm
by pron
I can be both.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:14 pm
by patsy stone
She meant to say stagnant.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:36 pm
by Bobby42
"Be happy in your work. "
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 am
by patsy stone
I forgot...
4. In true reality...
You know, as opposed to the false one. :)
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:34 am
by Shoalzie
patsy stone wrote:I forgot...
4. In true reality...
You know, as opposed to the false one. :)
I love the phrases from the redundancy department of redundancy...
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:01 pm
by patsy stone
Ok so I'm off today (bronchitis) and my coworkers just emailed me the word o' the day:
Santa Monico
You guys ever been?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:04 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Your supervisor truly missed her calling. She needs to be Bush's head speechwriter.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:07 pm
by Mikey
patsy stone wrote:Ok so I'm off today (bronchitis) and my coworkers just emailed me the word o' the day:
Santa Monico
You guys ever been?
Is that where Prince Albert is from?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:31 pm
by BSmack
Mikey wrote:patsy stone wrote:Ok so I'm off today (bronchitis) and my coworkers just emailed me the word o' the day:
Santa Monico
You guys ever been?
Is that where Prince Albert is from?
Nah, it's where they have that big
beer next to the
peach.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:45 pm
by OCmike
I was helping a friend of the OL's sort through her list of potential stalkers...err, suitors on Yahoo personals today and came across a couple of outstanding gems.
"I'm looking for someone with compassionment for others"
"I no longer take life for granite"
Horny Texas idiots are funny...
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:56 pm
by pron
OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic? :D
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:05 pm
by BSmack
pron wrote:OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic? :D
No doubt. I'm sure if Cinder can score here, his OL's girlfriend can book at least 3 trips to Niagara Falls.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:11 pm
by OCmike
pron wrote:OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic? :D
I'm here to please...
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:06 pm
by Dinsdale
OCmike wrote:pron wrote:OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic?
I'm here to please...
Holy shit.
Someone made the standard "pic" crack...
and you did it?
I'm going to have to put aside the fact that the chick is ugly*, and RACK you anyway.
* - Sin, not drunk yet