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the Gentlemanly hit man
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:01 pm
by PSUFAN
So, a few hours ago there was a shooting in downtown PGH, about three blocks from where I work:
http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 03549.html
The gunman drove a stolen vehicle to Fourth Avenue, where he parked and walked up to a man as he talked on a pay phone in front of VIP Styles, Kraus said. The assailant pulled out a gun, put it to the man's head and when the man turned around, the gunman realized he had the wrong man, Kraus said.
"When the guy turned around the suspect realized it was mistaken identity and kind of gave a polite apology," Kraus said. "He said something to the effect of 'My bad' and let the guy go."
The gunman then returned to his vehicle and waited about five minutes before returning to the 400 block of Smithfield Street.
Well, that was right decent of him.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:16 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
the gunman realized he had the wrong man
Uh oh. I'd watch your back, bro. Looks like Douchebag is looking for you already. This explains his sudden absence from the board.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:22 pm
by PSUFAN
Maybe that's what DB was talking about, how he wanted to sit with me and drink a beer, blah, bla...the kinder, gentler douche.
FUCK that noise. This is to the DEATH - HIS DEATH.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:24 pm
by AP's Other Eye
the gunman realized he had the wrong man
[align=right] Mistakes happen[/align]
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:27 pm
by PSUFAN
Dude, your owner has...ahem...made his way through the employment world. Hit Man is a job that he cannot possibly claim to have had.
Miss Man? Has a definite ring...
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:27 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
This troll is rackable.
Re: the Gentlemanly hit man
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:38 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
PSUFAN wrote:So, a few hours ago there was a shooting in downtown PGH, about three blocks from where I work:
http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 03549.html
The gunman drove a stolen vehicle to Fourth Avenue, where he parked and walked up to a man as he talked on a pay phone in front of VIP Styles, Kraus said. The assailant pulled out a gun, put it to the man's head and when the man turned around, the gunman realized he had the wrong man, Kraus said.
"When the guy turned around the suspect realized it was mistaken identity and kind of gave a polite apology," Kraus said. "He said something to the effect of 'My bad' and let the guy go."
The gunman then returned to his vehicle and waited about five minutes before returning to the 400 block of Smithfield Street.
Well, that was right decent of him.
I bet the dude shit his tighty whiteys.
PSU ... nah, too easy.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:47 pm
by PSUFAN
You put the 9 to my Dome
I put the Stripe in my Draws
I can't rap...so good.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:51 pm
by Tom In VA
Fruit of the Looms get a stain
When you put the 9 to my brain
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:52 pm
by AP's Other Eye
PSUFAN wrote:I can't rap...so good.
[align=right] Try another line of work.[/align]
Re: the Gentlemanly hit man
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:56 pm
by BSmack
PSUFAN wrote:So, a few hours ago there was a shooting in downtown PGH, about three blocks from where I work:
http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 03549.html
The gunman drove a stolen vehicle to Fourth Avenue, where he parked and walked up to a man as he talked on a pay phone in front of VIP Styles, Kraus said. The assailant pulled out a gun, put it to the man's head and when the man turned around, the gunman realized he had the wrong man, Kraus said.
"When the guy turned around the suspect realized it was mistaken identity and kind of gave a polite apology," Kraus said. "He said something to the effect of 'My bad' and let the guy go."
The gunman then returned to his vehicle and waited about five minutes before returning to the 400 block of Smithfield Street.
Well, that was right decent of him.
By this time tomorrow I will be across the River from from 4th Avenue at the Warhol. Maybe afterwards the wife and I will wander down to Peppi's and have a Roethlisburger before heading back to Beaver Falls. It sure makes me feel better knowing that Pittsburgh street criminals are so damn polite.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:50 am
by King Crimson
there have been a hella lot of movies about hit men/professional assassins in the last few years.
shadowboxer, layer cake, a campy one with Pierce Brosnan and some other "famous" guy....forget the name....etc.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:44 am
by XXXL
Close call...l