Breaking News: More Cheating by the Pats

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:05 pm

When is the NFL going to insititue a Death Penalty rule?

Brady the latest Patriot to break the rules
Wednesday, Oct 17, 2007 10:20 am EDT

When it comes to the NFL's uniform police, no one is above the law. The Boston Globe reported New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been fined for not having his chin strap properly buckled.

Reiss reports that Brady's agent, Don Yee, confirmed the fine but would not say how much Brady was fined or which game the violation occurred in.

This isn't the first such fine for the Patriots this season; defensive lineman Ty Warren was fined $7,500 for not having his chin strap buckled in a Sept. 23 game against the Bills. NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said teams were notified before the season and reminded multiple times that the league would be cracking down on unbuckled chin straps as an effort to prevent concussions.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:10 pm

When will it ever end?

See You Next Wednesday · Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:14 pm

Oh, the humanity!

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:02 pm

I think the rest of the NFL would rather Tom continue to play without a chip strap.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:02 pm

I think the rest of the NFL would rather Tom continue to play without a chip strap.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:11 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I think the rest of the NFL would rather Tom continue to play without a chip strap.

You can say that again.

And again

And again

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:22 pm

I could probably hit the n key instead of the p key too.

Instead of hitting preview I hit submit..

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:37 pm

Why would a QB not want his helmet strapped to his head? You would think they would have a bit more sense.

Maybe Brady wants to know how Trent Green feels....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:08 pm

Nacho wrote:Maybe Brady wants to know how Trent Green feels....

And vice versa.....

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:28 pm

That rule reminds of the seatbelt law...you don't have to wear a seatbelt but they put the law in place for your own safety. I don't know what medical evidence is behind the NFL putting something like that in place. I guess it's just another C.Y.A. tactic by the league so they don't get anymore heat from ex-players suffered head injuries and how they can't live a normal life.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:35 pm

Tom Brady is unfamiliar with the proper use of protective devices?

Who woulda thunk it?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Tom Brady is unfamiliar with the proper use of protective devices?

Helmets are over rated.

Sin,
Big Ben

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:51 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Nacho wrote:Maybe Brady wants to know how Trent Green feels....
And vice versa.....

WOW....a good Goobs take. I guess the sun DOES shine on a dog's ASS every once in a while.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:53 pm

RevLimiter wrote:I guess the sun DOES shine on a dog's ASS every once in a while.

On the rare instance when your fat carcass is not blocking said sun.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:13 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:I guess the sun DOES shine on a dog's ASS every once in a while.

On the rare instance when your fat carcass is not blocking said sun.

IKYABWAI
you're fat
tubby

What a shocker. Goobs The Ankle-Biter posting on AutoTard. Again.

Get some new material, fucktard.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:18 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Get some new material, fucktard.

Where should he copy it from?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:58 pm

BSmack wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Get some new material, fucktard.
Where should he copy it from?

I don't know, maybe the main forum? That's where KC Cut-and-Paste got his.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Get some new material, fucktard.
Where should he copy it from?
I don't know, maybe the main forum? That's where KC Cut-and-Paste got his.

I just saw that. Limited props to KFCPaul for mixing the IKYABWAI variant with the C&P gambit. A true tard daily double.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:08 pm

BSmack wrote:I just saw that. Limited props to KFCPaul for mixing the IKYABWAI variant with the C&P gambit. A true tard daily double.

Is that what we're calling telling it like it really is these days?

Interesting, to say the least.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:11 pm

Every time someone slaps you upside your cocksucker or you get piled on for your incessant stupidity and vacuous posting style, they’re ankle-biting, right? You’re not telling it like it is, you're telling it like you wish it was.

Amusing, to say the least.