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Hi Boy's, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:12 pm
by Vixen
In the mirror look at me
pa rum pum pum pum
See a new panty Queen,
pa rum pum pum pum
Some fishnet gifts please bring
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You’ll receive head from this Queen
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Queen AP swallows Him
pa rum pum pum pum,
Then he cums.
Little KC Tard
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I am a Fat boy too,
pa rum pum pum pum
I have no game to bring
pa rum pum pum pum
So I’ll steal posts too
pa rum pum pum pum
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Shall I steal from you!
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God I’m so dumb.
Moving Sale nodded
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The Towers fell from bombs
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I believe this conspiracy
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I’m played like a violin
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Now They’re laughing at me
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instead of with me.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:48 pm
by RevLimiter
Hey Vixen, you little bitch....
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:53 pm
by Blitzen
mmmmm... Rev, bad mistake.
When I slide up behind you and violate your backside be very quiet and hold still.
If you move around and squeal I may go balls deep and knock out some teeth.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:56 pm
by pron
^^^^^^^^ rack
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:58 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.
I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:58 pm
by smackaholic
I don't care if you are the johnny wad of the reindeer world, going balls deep in his fat ass ain't likely to get much past his shincter.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:02 pm
by Blitzen
RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.
I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.
2. Yes, you are!
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:11 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Blitzen wrote:RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.
I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.
2. Yes, you are!
I was on the phone with a rep. Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:11 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Blitzen wrote:1. Make sentence sense.
Dins?
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:22 pm
by Tyree
RumpleForeskin wrote:Blitzen wrote:RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.
I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.
2. Yes, you are!
I was on the phone with a rep. Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
But it is most certainly yo wife's: She can eat a whole cake, a pie, two chickens all while clogging up a toilet at the same time.
Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:26 pm
by PSUFAN
Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
I call bullshit. Coitus = crosstraining in the RumpleAbode.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:32 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Tyree wrote:Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
You forgot to mention the massive funbags.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:33 pm
by Cuda
Tyree wrote: She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
If she were a deer, she'd rut with you the first chance
she got
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:36 pm
by Salt Lick
Tyree wrote:Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
Well, shit. I
wondered how you got foundation on your antlers.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:13 pm
by Mister Bushice
Cuda wrote:Tyree wrote: She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
If she were a deer, she'd rut with you the first chance
she got
If her ass didn't leave behind such deep ruts, I'd be thankful.
sin,
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:17 pm
by RevLimiter
PSUFAN wrote:Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
I call bullshit. Coitus = crosstraining in the RumpleAbode.
$$$
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:21 pm
by Goober McTuber
With apologies to whoever wrote “Silver Bells”:
Tiny balls, tiny balls
It's man-up time in the city
Little things, shriveling
Soon they’ll just both disappear
Paula calls out, he’s a fat lout
Says he’ll post a new pic
If someone will also post theirs
R-Jack posting ends Paul’s boasting
‘Cause you know he’s still fat
And on every street corner you'll hear
Tiny balls, tiny balls
It's man-up time in the city
Little things, shriveling
Soon they’ll just both disappear