Can't sing, can't act and dumb as KFC Paul, but.............

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:02 pm

Jessica Simpson is fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is everyone catching her act @ The Dallas-Eagle game?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:19 pm

Add yet ANOTHER one whose dome I've infected. Like shooting fish in a barrel up in this bitch.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:30 am

Paul,

I really don't understand why you feel that having everyone thinking that you're the biggest retard on the interwebs is some kind of major achievement?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:41 am

It's really simple....even for YOU Goobs.

When fucktards and reindeer trolls are starting threads devoted to hating on me it means one thing and one thing only:

[align=center]I.

HAVE.

:bode:

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socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:57 am

RevLimiter wrote:[align=center]MY WIFE SAYS I HAVE.

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FTFY

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:22 am

RevLimiter wrote:It's really simple....even for YOU Goobs.

When fucktards and reindeer trolls are starting threads devoted to hating on me it means one thing and one thing only:

[align=center]I.

HAVE.

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No, it means you're widely recognized as a FAT fucking RETARD. Props.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:28 am

socal wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:[align=center]MY WIFE SAYS I HAVE.

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FTFY

WTF?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:29 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:It's really simple....even for YOU Goobs.

When fucktards and reindeer trolls are starting threads devoted to hating on me it means one thing and one thing only:

[align=center]I.

HAVE.

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No, it means you're widely recognized as a FAT fucking RETARD. Props.

Only in YOUR mind, you motherfucking piece-of-shit ankle-biter.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:48 am

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: No, it means you're widely recognized as a FAT fucking RETARD. Props.
Only in YOUR mind, you motherfucking piece-of-shit ankle-biter.

Time to take off your blinders, KFC Clydesdale.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:11 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: No, it means you're widely recognized as a FAT fucking RETARD. Props.
Only in YOUR mind, you motherfucking piece-of-shit ankle-biter.
Time to take off your blinders, KFC Clydesdale.

No, it's PAST time for you to go fuck yourself.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:18 am

Really, Paula, do you not understand that basically everyone, including the other Chief fans here, regard you as embarrassment? Is it really not obvious to you by now? Wow.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:37 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Really, Paula, do you not understand that basically everyone, including the other Chief fans here, regard you as embarrassment? Is it really not obvious to you by now? Wow.

That's so ridiculous Goobs....especially when said haters should look in the mirror before regarding ME as such.

An embarrassment?

Hardly.

Laughing at you and any other ankle-biting fucktard that melts down at almost every post submission of mine?

Abso-FREAKING-lutely.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:56 am

football take...anytime soon....?????

:bode:

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:09 am

Good luck with THAT, Q....the tardlings have clearly thread-jacked every football thread in this forum.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:15 am

Qbert wrote:football take...anytime soon....?????

and away we go.........

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:31 am

Bratwurst

go to market/grocery.

~purchase packaged Bratwurst
~take home
~get Beer(optional) ***NOT***

When Home:

~FIRE UP GRILL
~place Bratwurst on Grill after HEAT exceeds 350
~turn Bratwurst frequently.....flavoring with Beer
~don't BURN--->you Simple Bastard!!!!!!!
~remove before that happens....don't pierce the Casing of the Bratwurst--->you Simple Bastard!!!!!!

~Serve on Bun with Brown Mustard--->NO KETCHUP! (fvck the Onions.)

~add whatevah you'd like to that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:24 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Really, Paula, do you not understand that basically everyone, including the other Chief fans here, regard you as embarrassment? Is it really not obvious to you by now? Wow.
That's so ridiculous Goobs....especially when said haters should look in the mirror before regarding ME as such.

An embarrassment?

Hardly.

Laughing at you and any other ankle-biting fucktard that melts down at almost every post submission of mine?

Once again, everybody smacking on Fat Paul because he’s severely retarded must be ankle-biting and melting.

Yes, tubby, you're an absolute embarrassment. Just ask Whitey.

Sorry, Qbert, this was never a football thread.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:42 pm

And another thing, Q, the grill doesn’t need to be that hot. Better to cook them a little slower. Too much heat causes the brats to split, releasing their precious juices. I like ‘em right off the grill, but up here in God’s Country, most people dump then in a pot of beer, water and onions to simmer for a bit.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:20 pm

KFC Paul= Board Bitch-Self-Proclaimed Bandwagoneer

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:43 pm

Felix wrote:

and away we go.........

FTFY.

BTW: It's the sweater that makes him look fat.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:02 pm

BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:

and away we go.........
FTFY.

BTW: It's the sweater that makes him look fat.

BWAHAHAHA!

FAT fucking RETARD claiming "in your dome, BODE, etc." in 3....2....1

Edit to add: You've found Fat Paul's only hope for weight loss. Wytch him onto a slimmer body.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:05 pm

I look GOOD on the golf course. You're feelin' me.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:41 pm

RevLimiter wrote:I look GOOD on the golf course. You're feedin' me.

SORRY Fatass, There is a strict "No feeding the animals" on the course.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:45 pm

this steaming pile of a thread was headed to TROTS....

Bsmack saved the day......

l to r
Bsmack-Felix

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:10 pm

GOOD ONE mvscal.....a hearty BWAHAHAHAHAHA to be sure! You betcha!!!

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:41 am

I know you are, but what am I

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:03 am

We used to have mods in here that would take care of the goobs and pauls of the nfl forum.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:11 am

trev wrote:We used to have mods in here that would take care of the goobs and pauls of the nfl forum.

I agree......

burn them, burn the witches.......

l to r: Qbert

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:34 am

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I know you are, but what am I

GOOD ONE Cosmo.....a hearty BWAHAHAHAHAHA to be sure! You betcha!!!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:39 am

RevLimiter wrote:Good luck with THAT, Q....the tardlings have clearly thread-jacked every football thread in this forum.

This take is a microcosm of Paul's message board career.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:50 am

poptart wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Good luck with THAT, Q....the tardlings have clearly thread-jacked every football thread in this forum.
This take is a microcosm of Paul's message board career.

Hey, what can I say....you guys created me. I'M not the one who has turned this football forum to absolute SHIT. I'll prove it shortly.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:03 am

The proof is in the pudding.

Chug-a-lug, champ!

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:29 am

Felix wrote:
trev wrote:We used to have mods in here that would take care of the goobs and pauls of the nfl forum.
I agree......

burn them, burn the witches.......

l to r: Qbert

Gee thanx Greenie!

and, i'll turn you into a newt.

kcpaul--->I'll prove it shortly.

BRING YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW HAMMER Paully!!!!!!!!!