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merry fucking christmas, dickslaps

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:58 am
by Douchebag
i am NOT buying presents or sitting around the fire or drinking hot cocoa and sharing in christmas jing along carols or any of that faggot SHIT. all i'm going to think about is the beautiful relationship between my tightening fists and ALL of your fat, ugly faces you goddamn SWINES

the motherfucking CREW is gearing up for a winter beatdown fest in my hometown of Macon, Georgia. we're going to hit up grocery store and hotel parking lots and beat RANDOM people into submission, and have them lying on the cold, hard asphalt. ANYBODY we decide to step to tonight will be motherfucking DEALT with

but my boys stevo and rollins are headed over to the D-Crib tonight to smoke some fatties and pound Corona Lights. we're gonna get into some old school shit. Mortal Combat on the sega genesis. and Rollins has got some bitches named Moniqua and Latonya lined up and ready to slurp our raging semis. you faggots know how we do this.

str8 ballin'

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:00 am
by RevLimiter
WAR the motherfucking CREW

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:22 am
by Goober McTuber
How nice that KFC Paul has some fat, faggotty losers to look up to.

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:43 am
by PSUFAN
DB, surely you back some weak ass SEC team, asshole.

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:06 am
by smackaholic
kinda looks like an ole miss nancyboy prep faggit, without the rich daddy.

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:35 am
by Douchebag
get BENT, dipwads. the only thing i root for is paralyzation to cover the spread against all you assheads. except on saturdays. then i root for the one and only:
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motherfucking national champions, you BALLTICKLERS!

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:41 am
by Rollins
Listen up, dickheads. I've got two tickets to Paradise.
Pack your bags, you'll bleed tonight.

Re: merry fucking christmas, dickslaps

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:41 am
by Mister Bushice
Douchebag wrote: the motherfucking CREW is gearing up for a winter beatdown fest in my hometown of Macon, Georgia. ANYBODY we decide to step to tonight will be motherfucking DEALT with
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:29 am
by Stevo
That shit was off the hook last night. I was balls deep in Steiner's sister (god rest his soul).

It's time to focus on the beatdowns now.

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:47 am
by KC Scott
There was a reindeer had a bitch and Stevo was his name-O
S-T-E-V-O
S-T-E-V-O
S-T-E-V-O
And Stevo was his name-O

And in his bitch he put some dick
D-I-C-K, OH
D-I-C-K, OH
D-I-C-K, OH
And Stevo swallowed his load

Man Pooka shell all on his chin, and Stevo licks his Lips, Oh
L-I-P-S, Oh!
L-I-P-S, Oh!
L-I-P-S, Oh!
Stevo Loves Man Mayo!

Merry XXXmas

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:17 am
by smackaholic
Stevo wrote:That shit was off the hook last night. I was balls deep in Steiner's sister (god rest his soul).

It's time to focus on the beatdowns now.
That was balls deep? pfffttt.

Barely got past my piss flaps.

sin

steiner's sister