The Twelve Tards of Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:39 pm
On the first day of Christmas,
:paul: sent to me
An orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
trevortime sent to RJ
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
BCO sent to me
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
the Real Shrubber sent to me
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Y2K sent to me
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
DiT sent to me
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
zztop emailed me
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Blondie Babe sent to me
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
RumpleForeskin sent to me
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Kevnic showed to me
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
m2ool sent to me
Eleven worthless windchimes,
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
badfish sent to me
Twelve broken pornlinks,
Eleven worthless windchimes,
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
:paul: sent to me
An orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
trevortime sent to RJ
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
BCO sent to me
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
the Real Shrubber sent to me
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Y2K sent to me
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
DiT sent to me
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
zztop emailed me
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Blondie Babe sent to me
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
RumpleForeskin sent to me
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Kevnic showed to me
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
m2ool sent to me
Eleven worthless windchimes,
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
badfish sent to me
Twelve broken pornlinks,
Eleven worthless windchimes,
Ten reindeer gorings,
Nine folds for finding,
Eight cheesesteaks steaming,
Seven lingerie posings,
Six brute force pwnings,
FIVE SERVER PINGS,
Four hooting owls,
Three awful screenplays,
cunt cookies in droves,
And an orcinus take CTRL-cuda'd for free.
