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Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:27 pm
by smackaholic
Them silly muzzies practicing their religion of peace again.
Benazir Bhuto has apparenntly been seriously injured as one of her countrymen attempts to score his 72 virgins.
If she lives through this one and is still on the board, can I get her for '08?
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:28 pm
by smackaholic
Foxnews now reporting that she is off the board for the 08 pool.
RIP, honey. Shoulda stayed in London.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:18 pm
by BSmack
Just saw that on Yahoo News. You knew the second she touched down some lunatic Paki would try to get his 72 virgins by blowing her ass up.
BTW: The guys who burned the Reichstag in 1933 think this guy's comments lack credibility.
Musharraf blamed Islamic extremists for Bhutto's death and said he would redouble his efforts to fight them.
"This is the work of those terrorists with whom we are engaged in war," he said in a nationally televised speech. "I have been saying that the nation faces the greatest threats from these terrorists. ... We will not rest until we eliminate these terrorists and root them out
Yea, I'm sure the elimination of his biggest political rival really breaks his fucking heart.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:28 pm
by Bobby42
Pakistan officials telling everyone to stay indoors. Shit, they're out in the streets rioting. You would never see this happening in the U.S.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:02 pm
by BSmack
Bobby42 wrote:Pakistan officials telling everyone to stay indoors. Shit, they're out in the streets rioting. You would never see this happening in the U.S.
Nope, not at all.
Idiot.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:31 pm
by PSUFAN
I guess she had a martard complex. Holy fuck, this was coming a hundred miles a minute the second she decided to reenter Pakistan.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:44 pm
by Mister Bushice
Guess she never saw the "Bomb Me" Sign someone stuck to her back.
Them silly muzzies practicing their religion of peace again.
And blaming it on "A few deluded individuals" Riiight. Tonight there will be 100,000 "individuals" rioting in the streets.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:24 pm
by Sirfindafold
mvscal wrote:BSmack wrote:Yea, I'm sure the elimination of his biggest political rival really breaks his fucking heart.
I see you've had a second helping of stupid this morning.
and what's your excuse?
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:36 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:BSmack wrote:Yea, I'm sure the elimination of his biggest political rival really breaks his fucking heart.
I see you've had a second helping of stupid this morning.
Give me one good reason why Musharraf would not be happy about this situation. He now has one enemy dead and a chance to pull a Bush and exploit others suffering for his political gain. How is this a negative for him?
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:53 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:BSmack wrote:Give me one good reason why Musharraf would not be happy about this situation.
How about 100,000 people rioting in the streets blaming him for it? Do you need additional reasons? The attack has weakened his political position not strengthened it.
It's a perfect excuse to crack down on dissidents. What's Chimpy going to do? Invade?

Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:44 pm
by Dr_Phibes
PSUFAN wrote:I guess she had a martard complex. Holy fuck, this was coming a hundred miles a minute the second she decided to reenter Pakistan.
No, just power hungry. It not as though she needed the money, considering she previously fucked off with her pockets full of the national treasure.
Adios, bitch.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:02 pm
by PSUFAN
Wow...Chuckie D really hit for the cycle on this one.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
A mob hit from the rival "family".
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:46 pm
by Bobby42
BSmack can't read sarcasm.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:17 am
by BSmack
Bobby42 wrote:BSmack can't read sarcasm.
Let me know when you learn to write sarcasm. No, better yet, I'll let YOU know.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:30 am
by Bobby42
Eye of the beholder. Sorry, you were supposed to tell me that.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:34 am
by BSmack
Bobby42 wrote:Eye of the beholder. Sorry, you were supposed to tell me that.
I behold a steaming pile of crap every time I read your posts.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:41 am
by Bobby42
And yet you choose to read. That's not my fault.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:28 am
by Truman
BSmack wrote:...and a chance to pull a Bush and exploit others suffering for his political gain.
Not to go all
mvscal on your junky ass, BitterSmack, but wouldja mind backing that gem up with a link-or-seven for the Great Unwashed? Oh, and please spare us the usual harrangue from the Kos, MoveOn, and
Times...
Credible sources would most certainly be appreciated.
TIA
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:38 am
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:mvscal wrote:BSmack wrote:Give me one good reason why Musharraf would not be happy about this situation.
How about 100,000 people rioting in the streets blaming him for it? Do you need additional reasons? The attack has weakened his political position not strengthened it.
It's a perfect excuse to crack down on dissidents. What's Chimpy going to do? Invade?

It would be FAR easier and less messy if Dubya simply pressed The Button after aiming at that shithole country. Hopefully Iraq taught him that lesson.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:28 pm
by Mikey
The thing that's fucking pathetic now is hearing most all of the candidates of both parties trying to spin this into some reason why they should be elected.
From McCain claiming that Bhutto's death "shows the grave dangers that we face" to Obama's spokesman blaming it on Hillary's support for the Iraq war.
Give me a fucking break already.
Still waiting for Ron Paul to claim that it was a direct result of the income tax.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:53 pm
by Mister Bushice
Sounds Like Benny offed herself accidentally.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071228/ts ... toministry
Allah: How'd you die?
Benny: Sun roof handle cracked my dome.
Allah: NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!!!
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:57 pm
by Bobby42
Actually it's the bomber with no joy.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:55 pm
by Tom In VA
For an older woman, I think she's quite attractive. I bet when she was younger, wow. Her niece is pretty hot, IMHO.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:58 pm
by PSUFAN
Benny was the kind of woman that is only improved by concealment.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:00 pm
by smackaholic
Yeah, check out picks of her in her 30s. Quite hittable. Hotties from that part of the world are some of my favorites.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:04 pm
by Tom In VA
And the niece

Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:12 pm
by Mister Bushice
ruh roh, rorge. Benny comes back from the grave to bitchslap Musharraf:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_ ... to_blitzer
Bhutto sent Blitzer security e-mail
By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer Fri Dec 28, 2:03 PM ET
NEW YORK - It was a story CNN's Wolf Blitzer hoped he'd never have to report — an e-mail sent to him through an intermediary by Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto complaining about her security. Conditions of use: only if she were killed.
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Bhutto, who was assassinated on Thursday, wrote to Blitzer that if anything happened to her, "I would hold (Pakistani President Pervez) Musharraf responsible."
Blitzer received the e-mail on Oct. 26 from Mark Siegel, a friend and longtime Washington spokesman for Bhutto. That was eight days after she narrowly escaped another attempt at her life.
Bhutto wrote to Blitzer that "I have been made to feel insecure by his (Musharraf's) minions," that specific improvements had not been made to her security arrangements, and that the Pakistani leader was responsible.
Blitzer agreed to the conditions before receiving the e-mail. He said Friday that he called Siegel shortly after seeing it to see if there was any way he could use it on CNN, but was told firmly it could only be used if she were killed. Siegel couldn't say why she had insisted on those conditions.
Blitzer reported on the e-mail late Thursday.
He noted that Bhutto had written a piece for CNN.com that mentioned her security concerns and that American politicians had tried to intervene on her behalf to make her feel safer.
"I didn't really think that it was a story we were missing out on," he said. "I don't think the viewers were done any disservice by my trying to hold on to this."
Blitzer was the only journalist sent such a message, Siegel said. He also sent the e-mail to U.S. Rep. Steve Israel, a New York Democrat.
Siegel said he did not believe Bhutto's opinions had changed since she wrote the e-mail. Her message specifically mentioned she had requested four police vehicles surrounding her vehicle when traveling; Siegel said it seemed evident from pictures taken at the assassination scene that the request wasn't fulfilled.
Bhutto did not necessarily believe that Musharraf wanted her dead, but felt many people around him did, he said.
Her husband contacted Siegel on Thursday to remind him about the e-mail message and to make sure it got out, he said.
Blitzer said he had no regrets about the way he handled the story. To report about it while she was still alive would have meant going back on his word, he said.
"I don't think there is a clear black-and-white in this situation," he said. "I did what I think was right."
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:32 pm
by Mister Bushice
It'll work, I bet.
Re: Anybody got Benny in this year's pool?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:46 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Hopefully it'll spawn a better class of joke than the Mountbatten series:
http://www.unp.co.in/f36/why-lord-mount ... fast-7414/
