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Re: I Think I Need to Hire a BodyGuard
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
The glamorous 29-year-old died from head injuries after clinging on to the door handle and being dragged along the street at high speed as the car screeched away.
Not clinging to the door handle might have been an option.
Re: I Think I Need to Hire a BodyGuard
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:25 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
mvscal wrote:I just want to know what kind of moron would hire one of these silly twats as a bodyguard in the first place.
Not us, we prefer "the more traditional beefy male security men," for obvious reasons.
sin,
Re: I Think I Need to Hire a BodyGuard
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:34 pm
by PSUFAN
mvscal wrote:I just want to know what kind of moron would hire one of these silly twats as a bodyguard in the first place.
Somebody fatfingered their cell?
riiing...
"Bride.ru - can I help you??"
"WTF? I thought I dialed BODYGUARD.ru?"
"It's all right sir, we can help you"
Re: I Think I Need to Hire a BodyGuard
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:54 pm
by Mister Bushice
mvscal wrote:I just want to know what kind of moron would hire one of these silly twats as a bodyguard in the first place.
If there is ever a time I need my dick surrounded by body Guards, that silly twat agency will be the first one I'd call.
Yep. This incident ain't very good advertising for her firm.
Proper implementation of a take down procedure on a moving vehicle was obviously not covered in the last safety meeting.