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Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:49 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I need to read up on this. Venezuela is waging war on Columbia because of Columbia's "on good terms" relationship with the US and their fight against rebels, right?
How long before Chavez mysteriously disappears?
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:02 pm
by RumpleForeskin
That faint sound you hear off into the distance is Tom Clancy's typewriter.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:23 pm
by Dr_Phibes
I had a few FARC news sites bookmarked that were run out of Europe - they all went down a week before Reyes was martyred.
Good points from Chavez, if you don't nip that sort of thing in bud, you'll soon have Columbians tearing around South America acting like jews and thinking they run the place.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote: Since he's is all buddy buddy with FARC and Correa in Ecuador is his personal fingerpuppet...
Get fucked.
Concentrate attention
on your own narco-state.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:47 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Is the imperialist brain trust even capable of multi-tasking? I can't wait for the big 'South America' plan to unfold. Does it involve the Kosovans?
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:23 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dr_Phibes wrote:I can't wait for the big 'South America' plan to unfold.
I'm sure it'll be a war
that pays for it's self.
Hopefully Noriega will get parole soon so he can launder the drug money of his former client's
son.
Just like old times.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:01 am
by Dr_Phibes
ooooo it's getting good now. The Columbians are saying they've found documents on Reyes that show he was trying to aquire uranium for making 'dirty weapons of mass destruction'
deer kim il sung
i would like a dirty bomb senior pliz ok comrade
luv
paulo
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:14 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'll believe it when I see the doctored evidence of "mobile WMD launchers".
What is the South American equivalent of MEMRI?
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:38 pm
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:We have plenty of folks in Colombia. The Colombians will continue to attack FARC wherever they might be hiding and they won't be asking El Gordo if he likes it.
What's he gonna to do about it anyway?
~yip, yip, yip~
He'll have to launder a few million more dollars into O'Bama's campaign fund.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:33 pm
by Diogenes
Link? I tghought taking illegal contributions from foriegn governments who hate America was a Clinton thing.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:57 pm
by Cuda
So chubs i going to cut off all trade with Columbia?
Seeing as how Venezuela (thanks to chubby's price controls) is utterly dependent on Columbia for FOOD, that's going to go over real big with the Venezuelan population.
Somebody the other day thought it was amusing that when chubs ordered 10 Tank Battalions to the Columbian Border, only a handful of tanks actually obeyed. What I thought was the funniest part is that Chavez doesn't even fucking HAVE 10 tank battalions
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:12 pm
by Cuda
Looks like chubs has signed a volunteer driver for one of his spare tanks

Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:14 pm
by Dr_Phibes
it's posturing, no one is going to attack anyone you nit wits.
And their have always been food shortages. For christ sake.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:16 pm
by Cuda
If by "always" you mean "ever since Chavez took power" then, yeah.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:35 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Well he hasn't actually boycotted anything, he's just mouthing off. I don't think Uribe expected anything to come of that and Chavez has him on his heels. He'd be crazy if he didn't push the issue, he's in driver's seat.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:52 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Oh bullshit, Reyes wasn't number two - top seven maybe, he was a spokesman. And FARC have no problems, for the past two years they've been baiting and wiping out larger military units on an ever growing scale. Comrade Chavez turned what might have been a run of the mill killing into an international incident and the Colombians are tripping over themselves with laughably shit cover stories.
BODE Hugo.
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:39 am
by Dr_Phibes
I'd take that with a grain of salt, someones shown up with a severed hand.

It doesn't matter anyway, the Secritariat only oversee The General Staff - it's highly structured and they're fielding upwards of seventeen thousand men.
Meanwhile, thanks to Camrade Chavez, Uribe has admitted he's been a naughty boy and promised not to do it again - walking away from the summit with his thumb up his arse and a shit-eating grin on his face:
unilateral colombia 
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:39 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:47 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Coca Paste: NOT the Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:45 am
by Diogenes