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Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:52 pm
by BSmack
This guy ought to do well in prison.
Los Angeles (E! Online) - Look what the cops dragged in.
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Rikki Rockett, the 46-year-old drummer of '80s hair-metal purveyor Poison, was taken into custody on a rape warrant as he arrived Monday at Los Angeles International Airport on a flight back from New Zealand.
The musician, whose real name is
Richard Ream, was nabbed while going through customs and taken to Los Angeles County Jail, where he was booked on a felony fugitive sexual assault warrant issued from Neshoba County, Miss.
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Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.
I may never stop laughing.

Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:14 am
by .m2
BSmack wrote:
Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.
I may never stop laughing.
When was the last time you saw your wife ? Spoke to her ?? Fucked her ???
Posts: 16886
It's Friday night and you're browsing this on the computer?
You should do some research on the computer and see if you're related to "Down Syndrome Paul".
I have a feeling Kansas City's tree may be missing a branch or two.
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:58 am
by Wolfman
come on now--- cut Bri some slack--
he's looking for change he can believe in !
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:52 am
by MuchoBulls
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:23 am
by Mister Bushice
.m2 wrote:
Its Friday night and you're browsing this on the computer?
dude - you posted 21 minutes after he did. What the fuck does that say about your shit?
Downgrading your moniker to the decimal point range was certainly a move in the right direction, but I don't think there are enough zeros in the name scale to rank you accurately.
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:53 pm
by RevLimiter
.m2 wrote:BSmack wrote:
Yep, Rikki Rocket's real name is Dick Ream.
I may never stop laughing.
When was the last time you saw your wife ? Spoke to her ?? Fucked her ???
Posts: 16886
It's Friday night and you're browsing this on the computer?
You should do some research on the computer and see if you're related to "Down Syndrome Paul".
I have a feeling Kansas City's tree may be missing a branch or two.
Why in the FUCK are you still here?
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:17 pm
by RumpleForeskin
RevLimiter wrote:Why in the FUCK are you still here?
Define irony.
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:24 pm
by RevLimiter
RumpleForeskin wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Why in the FUCK are you still here?
Define irony.
Don't you have some fat rolls to lay in somewhere?
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:04 pm
by Mister Bushice
Now that's some damn good irony right there.
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:13 pm
by RevLimiter
Only if you're an ankle-biting fucktard.
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:44 pm
by Mister Bushice
Don't be so hard on yourself. FAT FUCKING RETARD is more accurate, and generally accepted around here by most.
Besides, I don't think you can even bend over to bite an ankle. How many years has it been since you were able to pick something up off the floor from a standing position?
Re: Poison drummer arrested for rape
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:39 pm
by RevLimiter
Thank you SO MUCH for validating my point, Bushlice. Hook. Line. Sinker.
