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NOIDA, India (AFP) - The parents of an Indian infant girl born with two faces say that she is eating and breathing normally despite having two pairs of eyes and lips and two noses.

The baby, who is yet to be named, was born to factory worker Vinod Kumar and his wife Sushma three weeks ago in northern India and has been drawing a stream of curious observers and others who consider her a deity in this deeply religious Hindu-majority country.

Yeah, there are other groups who do stuff like this, like Mexicans who think they see a vision of the virgin mary in a Taco Bell dookie they coiled off into the bowl, resulting in a stream of visitors to see the magnificent holy turd. So on the surface, this doesn't bother me too much.

What DOES bother me though, is that while the biggest threat from Mexico is currently uninsured Messican motorists driving on our freeways and illegals clogging up our ERs with kids with the sniffles, India has freaking nuclear weapons! Granted, none of them are aimed at us as far as we know, but you'd like there to be a little higher general level of education...hang on, just farted...oh, for the love of God, that's awful...okay, I'm back...in a country with science that's advanced to that level.

You're all over the place.

What a mess.






the truth

I thought this
was a thread about
Hillary Clinton.

Carry
on.

Sin,
you know who

.m2 wrote:You're all over the place.

What a mess.

the troof

If you'd read any of my posts recently (like the last 8 years), you'd know that I am a complete mess. Please try to pay attention in the time spent between shagging unshowered ren faire 3's with hairy pits. Or, to put it another way: "Read more of my posts, post less about them."

.m2 wrote:You're all over the place.

What a mess.

the troof

If you'd read any of my posts recently (like the last 8 years), you'd know that I am a complete mess. Please try to pay attention in the time spent between shagging unshowered ren faire 3's with hairy pits. Or, to put it another way: "Read more of my posts, post less about them."

double posting is always money.

Sometimes it's necessary to repeat oneself ad nauseum in order to get .m2 to comprehend the big real world that exists outside of the little fantasy world he lives inside his own head.

I'm pretty sure OC Mike just hit the send button twice accidentally in this case, and it's real good of you to bring up that useless dinsdalian point Doctor Anal, but the positive effect of having chime boy read what a dumb shit he more than once cannot be underestimated.

Mister Bushice wrote:the big real world that exists outside of the little fantasy world he lives inside his own head.

Is that east or west of Oakland?

NOIDA, India (AFP) - The parents of an Indian infant girl born with two faces say that she is eating and breathing normally despite having two pairs of eyes and lips and two noses.

She might have a future in porn.

Screw_Michigan wrote:double posting is always money.

Word. I did that on purpose because it's so cool.

So, is that lady who had the second ass-hole installed the mother?

Goober McTuber wrote:She might have a future in porn.

:?

pron wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:She might have a future in porn.

:?

I’m quite certain that you, of all people, have seen the porno vids where the skank is on her knees with a dick in each hand, going back and forth from one to the other. I don’t think I need to draw you a picture here.

I think she'd make a pretty good politician.

Goober McTuber wrote:She might have a future in porn.

Maybe she can do some neat tricks like gargle the love gravy in one mouth and spit it out the other mouth.

pron wrote:

Why is she so special? Everyone looks like that to me.

sin,

AP

Screw_Michigan wrote:double posting is always money.

I figured it was done intentionally for effect; you know, to give us all an idea of what it'll be like for good ol' two-face when she registers here. Nic suggestions?

Mister Bushice wrote:

pron wrote:

Why is she so special? Everyone looks like that to me.

sin,

AP

OUTSTANDING! BWAHAHAHAAHA!

Oh, and Goobs, at least wait until she's 13 before you start picturing her with a cock in both hands and two in the grill.

pron wrote:

2,1

So will the red dot go between the right eye on her left face and the left eye on her right face, or will she just sport two dots?

cinderella_undercover wrote: 2,1

L-R

OCmike wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

pron wrote:

Why is she so special? Everyone looks like that to me.

sin,

AP

OUTSTANDING! BWAHAHAHAAHA!

Oh, and Goobs, at least wait until she's 13 before you start picturing her with a cock in both hands and two in the grill.

The key word in my post was “future”, as in 18 years from now, you sick fucker.