I am fucking hilarious

[anncoulter's legs]

The Democrats' "Fake-Out America" adviser, Berkeley linguistics professor George Lakoff, must be beside himself. Despite Lakoff's years spent training Democrats to "frame" their language to stop scaring Americans, B. Hussein Obama was caught on tape speaking candidly to other liberals in San Francisco last week.

One minute Obama was bowling in Pennsylvania with nice, ordinary people wearing "Beer Hunter" T-shirts, and the next thing you know, he was issuing a report on the psychological traits of normal Americans to rich liberals in San Francisco.

Obama informed the San Francisco plutocrats that these crazy working-class people are so bitter, they actually believe in God! And not just the 12-step meeting, higher power, "as you conceive him or her to be" kind of God. The regular, old-fashioned, almighty sort of "God."

As Obama put it: "(T)hey get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

The rich liberals must have nearly fainted at the revelation that the denizens of small towns in Pennsylvania have absolutely no concern for the rich's ability to acquire servants from Mexico at a reasonable price.

We don't know much about Obama's audience, other than that four fundraisers were held on April 6 at the homes of San Francisco's rich and mighty, such as Alex Mehran, an Iranian who went into daddy's business and married an IBM heiress, and Gordon Getty, heir to the Getty Oil fortune.

It is not known whether any of Getty's three illegitimate children attended the Obama fundraiser -- which turned out to be more of a McCain fundraiser -- but photos from the event indicate that there were a fair number of armed (and presumably bitter) policemen providing security for the billionaire's soiree.

In 1967, Gordon sued his own father to get his hands on money from the family trust -- and lost. So Gordon Getty knows from bitter. It's a wonder he hasn't turned to guns, or even to immigrant-bashing. God knows (whoever he is) there are enough of them working on his home.

These are the sort of well-adjusted individuals to whom Obama is offering psychological profiles of normal Americans, including their bizarre theories about how jobs being sent to foreign countries and illegal-alien labor undercutting American workers might have something to do with their own economic misfortunes.

It's going to take a lot of "framing" for Democrats to recast Obama's explanation to San Francisco cafe society that gun ownership and a belief in God are the byproducts of a psychological disorder brought on by economic hardship.

It is an article of faith with the Democrats that they must fool Americans by simulating agreement with normal people. The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.

But then, after all their hard work making believe they're into NASCAR and God, some Democrat invariably slips and lets us know it's all a big fake-out. They're like a gay guy trying to act straight who accidentally refers to Brad Pitt as "yummy!"

The Democrats' last phony American (or perhaps I should say "faux American") was John Kerry, who famously said that if "you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Kerry claimed this was not an accurate reflection of his feelings about the troops, despite a four-decade record of contempt for them, including accusing American troops of being baby-killers during the Vietnam War.

Rather, he said, it was a "botched joke." (In Kerry's defense, he was the opening act for Randi Rhodes' stand-up comedy show at the time.) But as with his military records, Kerry refused to allow his joke-writer to release any of the jokes cut from that speech.

In case there was any confusion, other Democrats immediately clarified their position by going on television and saying -- as Rep. Charlie Rangel did -- that our troops are people who don't have the option of having "a decent career."

These Democrats can't even pull off attending a NASCAR race without embarrassing themselves. In August 2004, Kerry exclaimed: "Who among us does not love NASCAR?" And then, about six months ago, Democratic congressional staffers to Rep. Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., sent out a memo urging aides going to NASCAR races to get inoculated before attending.

Obama had been so careful until now, "framing" his message as "change" -- rather than partial birth abortion, driver's licenses for illegal aliens, tax hikes, socialized medicine and abandoning mandatory minimum prison sentences for federal crimes.

His message is "change" -- not that his wife has not been proud to be an American for most of her life.

He is for "change" -- and don't mind the crazy racist loon who has been Obama's spiritual mentor for two decades.

One can only hope that Obama got his shots before bowling in Altoona, Pa.


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[Jobocky]

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[War Wagon]

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[AP's Self of Steam]

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[Diogenes]

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OTST.

[Mister Bushice]

Obama had been so careful until now, "framing" his message as "change" -- rather than partial birth abortion, driver's licenses for illegal aliens, tax hikes, socialized medicine and abandoning mandatory minimum prison sentences for federal crimes.

His message is "change" -- not that his wife has not been proud to be an American for most of her life.

He is for "change" -- and don't mind the crazy racist loon who has been Obama's spiritual mentor for two decades.

Hard to argue with that.

[Goober McTuber]

Heard a comedian the other day saying that he didn’t know if he could vote for a black man asking for change.

[BSmack]

Obama had been so careful until now, "framing" his message as "change" -- rather than partial birth abortion, driver's licenses for illegal aliens, tax hikes, socialized medicine and abandoning mandatory minimum prison sentences for federal crimes.

His message is "change" -- not that his wife has not been proud to be an American for most of her life.

He is for "change" -- and don't mind the crazy racist loon who has been Obama's spiritual mentor for two decades.

Hard to argue with that.

Only a complete fucking moron could agree with that tripe. Follow strawmen around much?

[Diogenes]

Obama had been so careful until now, "framing" his message as "change" -- rather than partial birth abortion, driver's licenses for illegal aliens, tax hikes, socialized medicine and abandoning mandatory minimum prison sentences for federal crimes.

His message is "change" -- not that his wife has not been proud to be an American for most of her life.

He is for "change" -- and don't mind the crazy racist loon who has been Obama's spiritual mentor for two decades.

Hard to argue with that.

Only a complete fucking moron could agree with that tripe. Follow strawmen around much?

Only a complete fucking moron could swallow Obama's tripe. And someone with your retarded avatar shouldn't be mentioning strawmen.

[Tom In VA]

Heard a comedian the other day saying that he didn’t know if he could vote for a black man asking for change.

Good one.

[BSmack]

Only a complete fucking moron could swallow Obama's tripe. And someone with your retarded avatar shouldn't be mentioning strawmen.

[Diogenes]

Only a complete fucking moron could swallow Obama's tripe. And someone with your retarded avatar shouldn't be mentioning strawmen.

Does the avatar offend you?

No, it just demonstrates what a moron you are. Like we needed any confirmation.

[Cuda]

Only a complete fucking moron could swallow Obama's tripe.

If by "tripe" you mean "big, black cock" you've got BSmack pegged

[Mister Bushice]

Obama had been so careful until now, "framing" his message as "change" -- rather than partial birth abortion, driver's licenses for illegal aliens, tax hikes, socialized medicine and abandoning mandatory minimum prison sentences for federal crimes.

His message is "change" -- not that his wife has not been proud to be an American for most of her life.

He is for "change" -- and don't mind the crazy racist loon who has been Obama's spiritual mentor for two decades.

Hard to argue with that.

Only a complete fucking moron could agree with that tripe. Follow strawmen around much?

What are you talking about? Obama constantly talks about how unhappy people are, how change is needed, how people want hope, but he fails to outline details on how he intends to bring about this change, make people happy, and bring people hope. It's all talk, and little substance. In all the months I've been hearing him speak, I hear nothing but rhetoric, or accusations against his opponent, or him defending his poor choice of words or actions, but nothing about what he intends to do to actually make him the best choice.

His wife is a lawyer who went to Princeton. She hasn't exactly suffered much here in the US.

His preacher mentor is an anti-american white hating racist.

Not much straw there.

[Terry in Crapchester]

His preacher mentor is an anti-american white hating racist.

So is Obama and his wife.

Obama's mother was white.

[BSmack]

What are you talking about? Obama constantly talks about how unhappy people are, how change is needed, how people want hope, but he fails to outline details on how he intends to bring about this change, make people happy, and bring people hope.

You're so full of shit your eyes must be brown. Obama has published reams of position papers outlining his how he feels change needs to be brought about. If you're too fucking lazy to read them, then that's on you.

It's all talk, and little substance. In all the months I've been hearing him speak, I hear nothing but rhetoric, or accusations against his opponent, or him defending his poor choice of words or actions, but nothing about what he intends to do to actually make him the best choice.

That's because you're an easily distracted dipshit who let's the media tell him what he's hearing. You remember that speech on race and Rev. Wright? Betcha you don't have the foggiest clue he also spoke at length about the economy and Iraq that very same week.

Go to You Tube. His speeches are all there. Watch for once without the media telling you what's important.

Start with this one.

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[War Wagon]

Go to You Tube. His speeches are all there. Watch for once without the media telling you what's important.

pssst... YouTube is media, but I guess it all depends on what you want to hear.

I've heard enough.

Obama is now voting against Rev Wright when for 20 years he voted for him.

Spin that.

[poptart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBaiXQoI5Q

The JUDGEMENT TO LEAD sign below B. Obama isn't too funnay or anything.

It only took him 20 yrs to realize his pastor is a champion asshole.


Judgement. LOL

[Screw_Michigan]

i'm still waiting for one of the board's resident conservative cum dumpsters to come correct with a legitimate excuse why wright is any worse than ted haggard. go fuck yourselves, tards.

[Mister Bushice]

Well for starters, Haggard took drugs and fucked a fellow white man and ruined his own religious career, and lied about it. Nothing bad happened to the gay white guy.

rev. Wright opened his mouth and fucked a fellow black man and more than likely ruined his political career, and he didn't lie about it. Nothing bad happened to the reverend Wright.

[poptart]

i'm still waiting for one of the board's resident conservative cum dumpsters to come correct with a legitimate excuse why wright is any worse than ted haggard. go fuck yourselves, tards.

I guess you're wanting to try to make the point that Bush fugged up by having Ted Faggard in on 'conference calls' from time to time?

Ok ...

For starters, Faggard hadn't been OUTED as a social degenerate at the time he was in on 'calls' with GW.


Hey, there is a whole hell of a lot more ammo to shoot down whatever piss-weak point it is you're failing to make, but that's enough right there.

[War Wagon]

Spewed never actually makes a point. He just retches out some nonsensical drivel, pounds his chest, then collapses into a dreamless stupor. Lather, rinse, repeat.

[BSmack]

Go to You Tube. His speeches are all there. Watch for once without the media telling you what's important.

pssst... YouTube is media, but I guess it all depends on what you want to hear.

The difference being is that the end user has the ability to create his or her own "newscast" in reply. When Fake News or ABC gives their viewers that kind of power, you can feel free to compare the two.

Furthermore, the sheer volume of content available on You Tube dwarfs what you can get by watching the nightly news.

I've heard enough.

You were never going to vote for Obama anyways. But now you have an excuse that doesn't make you feel like a racist. When the general election comes I'll take "black and had a crazy pastor" over "older than Brontosaurus shit and wants to perpetuate the Bush Presidency" any day.

[Cuda]

Well for starters, Haggard took drugs and fucked a fellow white man and ruined his own religious career, and lied about it. Nothing bad happened to the gay white guy.

He's had to find a new scam to live off of- one that's not nearly as lucerative as fleecing silly protestants

Nothing bad happened to the reverend Wright.

Bullshit. He's being forced to live in a 10,000 square foot mansion- probably in a white neighborhood.