Dogs and Chocolate

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Is it just an urban myth about chocolate fucking with a dog's digestion system and possibly being lethal?

Please respond within the next 30 min, 'cause I'm about to lob a Snickers bar at this motherfucker next door.

:x

[chargerfan]

Bakers chocolate laced with arsenic should put the little bastard down for a long nap.

[Dinsdale]

Is it just an urban myth about chocolate fucking with a dog's digestion system and possibly being lethal?

Please respond within the next 30 min, 'cause I'm about to lob a Snickers bar at this motherfucker next door.

I think that's a myth.

I lobbed a Snickers at your mom once, and all that happened was that I got laid.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Is it just an urban myth about chocolate fucking with a dog's digestion system and possibly being lethal?

Please respond within the next 30 min, 'cause I'm about to lob a Snickers bar at this motherfucker next door.

I think that's a myth.

I lobbed a Snickers at your mom once, and all that happened was that I got laid.

I see the sting of criticism throbs deeply within you.

Please spare me your "throb" and "deeply" response. You're not worthy of being set up by my sardonic phraseology.

[Goober McTuber]

Animal abuser, child molester, mother-fucker (literally). That Tardowen’s a real piece of work.

[Dinsdale]

You're not worthy of being set up by my sardonic phraseology.

I'll toss that one into the "Be thankful for little things" file.



And if you can't work with THAT^^^ softball, you need to retire from here.

[Mikey]

I've heard that a nice bowl of ethylene glycol works pretty well.

And dogs seem to like it. Maybe it has something to do with that bright green color they add to anti-freeze.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

I guess JSC4WD doesn't post here anymore.

[missjo]

When I was a kid we had a maltese terrier who was a chocoholic, she could quite happily consume her own bodyweight in cadbury dairymilk without any side effects & lived to the ripe old age of 17.

[Bobby42]

Is it just an urban myth about chocolate fucking with a dog's digestion system and possibly being lethal?

Please respond within the next 30 min, 'cause I'm about to lob a Snickers bar at this motherfucker next door.

:x

Why not have some fun in the process. You deserve it. Go to the store and buy or borrow you kids' "Supersoaker." Fill it with anti-freeze. Next time the shit starts barking...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...she could quite happily consume her own bodyweight in cadbury dairymilk ...

Pets resemble their owners, they say.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Why not have some fun in the process. You deserve it. Go to the store and buy or borrow you kids' "Supersoaker." Fill it with anti-freeze. Next time the shit starts barking...

Do you promise to post the obituary?

What the hell am I talking about? Of course Kevorkian42 will.


PS... Is their any truth that you smell like formaldehyde and cause flowers and leaves to whither as you pass by?

[Bobby42]

PS... Is their any truth that you smell like formaldehyde and cause flowers and leaves to whither as you pass by?

:xxxl:

Old stuff.

[Mister Bushice]

When I was a kid we had a maltese terrier who was a chocoholic, she could quite happily consume her own bodyweight in cadbury dairymilk without any side effects.

I believe the psychologists call this "Projection"

[Flea]

I second the anti-freeze sneak attack, this is by far the most effective and lethal way of eliminating a unruly (any) dog.

[smackaholic]

You paid money to save a shit zoo? I might actually pay money to get one whacked.

[smackaholic]

There's a fella at work who rescues shite zues, along with his wife.

I need to bring them along for a boat ride someday this summer. They're perfect chunk size for shark.

And I thought that those rat sized mutts were completely useless. They make perfect chum and you don't even have to get yourself messy cutting them up.

[Smackie Chan]

There's a fella at work who rescues shite zues, along with his wife.

Why did his wife need rescuin'?

I second the anti-freeze sneak attack, this is by far the most effective and lethal way of eliminating a unruly (any) dog.

Perhaps, but a former co-worker once related a clever, if heinous, method of doing away with strays. He would soak a sponge in meat drippings, freeze it, then leave it out where the targeted mutt would find it and eat it. After the sponge thawed and expanded in the dog's digestive tract, it couldn't be eliminated, nor could anything else, and the beast dies a slow and agonizing death.

You sportin' wood yet there, Todd?

[Smackie Chan]

Perhaps, but a former co-worker once related a clever, if heinous, method of doing away with strays. He would soak a sponge in meat drippings, freeze it, then leave it out where the targeted mutt would find it and eat it. After the sponge thawed and expanded in the dog's digestive tract, it couldn't be eliminated, nor could anything else, and the beast dies a slow and agonizing death.

You sportin' wood yet there, Todd?

Sounds like BS to me. Dogs are quite capable pukers.

Not claiming to be a veterinarian or an expert in gastroenterology, but puking will only clear what's in the stomach. Once anything passes beyond that, not sure that hurling would do much good. But dude who said this is from Roswell, NM.

[RadioFan]

A good method of scoring BODE on a dog is to take a chunk of ground meat {preferably the cheapest} and mix in some Metaldehyde granules, which you can buy at many gardening stores. These are the granules that are used for the extermination of slugs...such as "Slug Death" brand.

Dogs luv 'em

Dude, you've already got your mom and 13-year-olds. Not to mention suicide.

Get on with it, already.