CCCP

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri May 30, 2008 1:03 am

Comrades
Club
of
Cool
Posters

Who wants in? Free membership...

...and benefits? We got benefits comin' out the ying yang.

If you wish to join this exclusive set here at T1B, please enter your request below.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri May 30, 2008 1:47 am

I dunno... do I get to oppress anybody?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri May 30, 2008 2:06 am

Cuda wrote:I dunno... do I get to oppress anybody?

Fill out a form. We'll see who's available.

I must warn you, the "good ones" go fast, the trick is to get your request in early.
Lucky for you, the CCCP has pre-approved your requests, Cuda, so we can fast-track on to the oppressing with
little or no delays. Totalitarian operators are standing by...Hurry this is a limited time offer...

If you're interested, I can sign you up for our "Phibes Plan".

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 30, 2008 2:54 am

Martyred wrote: If you're interested, I can sign you up for our "Phibes Plan".

How much does that cost?

Can I make monthly payments?

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:37 pm

mvscal wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Martyred wrote: If you're interested, I can sign you up for our "Phibes Plan".
How much does that cost?

Can I make monthly payments?
Everything is free when you're a communist. Isn't it great?

But we can't shop at the good stores then... They save those for diplomats and high ranking officials.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri May 30, 2008 7:32 pm

What are we... chopped liver?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri May 30, 2008 11:51 pm

Okay, let me break down the "Phibes Plan" for you all:

1. Bottomless bowls of steamed rice at our luxurious 1 star (1 red star is all we communists need) dining facility, The Didactic Dio Diner.

2. A complimentary family weekend "fun pass" at Uncle Ho's Wacky Wild Water Park.

3. Discounts on theater tickets at the Agricultural Pioneer's Playhouse...now with "Irrigation Ditch!" in it's 32nd smash week!

4. Your choice of gray, or off-gray pajamas at out swank mens and ladies boutiques.

5. "First In Line" seating plans for fantastic sporting events, such as the annual Great Patriotic Tractor Pull*

* NOTE: Due to decadent Western, imperialist embargo of machined engine parts, spectators will actually be required to pull the tractors.

Act now. Book early, and avoid (the inevitable) line-ups.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:12 pm

Martyred wrote: Totalitarian operators

That term is entirely unuseful, comrade. Smearing socialist states with cold war, propagandist language linking Stalin with Hitler isn't very progressive. In the interest of self-criticism, I recommend you throw yourself out of third story window, then reflect on your mistake.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 31, 2008 10:23 pm

Phibes, Phibes, Phibes...

Get with the times, my revolutionary bruthah. I think it's you that should shed the trappings of the nomenclature and
adopt a more international people's appeal.

You are so Fidel, in a world that's moving to a Raoul beat.
Time to step into the 21st century.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:17 am

Sorry guys...I've been swamped with paperwork!

Tom...

...you're in. Congrats.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:41 am

Nice reset, Marty. I missed this the first time around.

Martyred wrote: "First In Line" seating plans for fantastic sporting events, such as the annual Great Patriotic Tractor Pull*

* NOTE: Due to decadent Western, imperialist embargo of machined engine parts, spectators will actually be required to pull the tractors.

Couldn't help but laugh.

No shit, I went to a tractor pull in Seneca, Kansas as a kid. They used giant blocks of salt in incremental weight during the elimations.

You had to be there.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:18 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:47 am

Mid-Winter Membership Drive Madness!!!!

Come on in! There's free hot chocolate!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:11 am

I'm in.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:42 am

Haven't considered myself a hardcore Rage fan in eight years, fucktard. Although I still consider "Freedom" a great song.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:06 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm in.

I didn't want to let you in, but Phibes just PM'd me and said you're cool.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:32 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: fucktard. .

You'd better get used to saying "Comrade" unless you want to spend the rest of the winter in the Beria memorial suite

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:13 pm

Martyred wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm in.

I didn't want to let you in, but Phibes just PM'd me and said you're cool.

Sweet.

Can you make me a banner that I could put in my sig? That would be tight. I'll trade you a loaf of bread or an old-school cell phone you can use as a pager.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:33 pm

Cuda wrote: ...the Beria memorial suite

Phhhtttt...that place is practically paradise. Cold and cold running water, all the ball bearings you can ever wish to grease and the kids can play on the Kim Il Jungle Gym.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:10 am

true, but then again, you don't dare doze off, even for a second, or you might not wake up as usual

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:21 am

Cuda wrote:true, but then again, you don't dare doze off, even for a second, or you might not wake up as usual

You can say the same thing about crashing on AP's couch.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:29 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Sweet. Can you make me a banner that I could put in my sig?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:32 pm

:doh:

That won't fit, dumbfuck.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:47 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote::doh:

That won't fit, dumbfuck.

Too bad. It fits you like a glove.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:54 pm

Found one for you, you whiny fucking tard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:19 pm

Just because I beat you repeatedly about your misshapen head, that makes me “whiny”?

Here’s another one that would work for you:

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:24 pm

Martyred wrote:
Cuda wrote:true, but then again, you don't dare doze off, even for a second, or you might not wake up as usual
You can say the same thing about crashing on AP's couch.

that gets a rack

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:19 pm

War Wagon wrote:No shit, I went to a tractor pull in Seneca, Kansas as a kid. They used giant blocks of salt in incremental weight during the elimations.

You had to be there.

I would have been amazed had you NOT ever been to a tractor pull.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:40 pm

If I saw a Menshevik debating the petite bourgeois theory of Economic Determinism, I would say that's fucked up and leave it at that.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:53 pm

I want in, fucktard, errrr I mean comtar..... comrade.

So, when do we inform the czechs that they are back in as well.? Like it or not.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:I want in, fucktard, errrr I mean comtar..... comrade.

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You were in a long time ago.

Would it kill you to check you inbox once in a while?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:34 pm

Martyred wrote:If I saw a Menshevik debating the petite bourgeois theory of Economic Determinism, I would say that's fucked up and leave it at that.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:32 pm

Martyred wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I want in, fucktard, errrr I mean comtar..... comrade.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You were in a long time ago.

Would it kill you to check you inbox once in a while?

somebody must have hacked my inbox, likely the jews. i received no such message, comrade.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:09 am

Mid-Winter Pledge Drive

Give 'till it hurts, comrade-workers. To remain a member in good standing, please pay your dues.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:30 pm

I gave till it hurt this morning. Right after my first cup of coffee.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:49 pm

Mikey wrote:I gave till it hurt this morning. Right after my first cup of coffee.

You'll be receiving your tote bag in the mail soon.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 05, 2010 1:04 am

Oooops! We're out of tote bags.

In place of tote bags, we will be shipping copies of Vanity Fair with Hitler moustaches drawn on all the models in the ads.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:57 pm

I know i'm way late on this, but I'd like to join, provided I can get one of these:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:11 am

Rack this thread.

Funny shit, comrades.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:28 am

I miss slapping around Gobbles McTubesteak.