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CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:03 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Comrades
Club
of
Cool
Posters
Who wants in? Free membership...
...and benefits? We got benefits comin' out the ying yang.
If you wish to join this exclusive set here at T1B, please enter your request below.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:47 am
by Cuda
I dunno... do I get to oppress anybody?
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:06 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cuda wrote:I dunno... do I get to oppress anybody?
Fill out a form. We'll see who's available.
I must warn you, the "good ones" go fast, the trick is to get your request in early.
Lucky for you, the CCCP has
pre-approved your requests, Cuda, so we can fast-track on to the oppressing with
little or no delays. Totalitarian operators are standing by...Hurry this is a limited time offer...
If you're interested, I can sign you up for our "Phibes Plan".
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:54 am
by War Wagon
Martyred wrote:
If you're interested, I can sign you up for our "Phibes Plan".
How much does that cost?
Can I make monthly payments?
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:37 pm
by SunCoastSooner
mvscal wrote:War Wagon wrote:Martyred wrote:
If you're interested, I can sign you up for our "Phibes Plan".
How much does that cost?
Can I make monthly payments?
Everything is free when you're a communist. Isn't it great?
But we can't shop at the good stores then... They save those for diplomats and high ranking officials.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:32 pm
by Cuda
What are we... chopped liver?
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:51 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Okay, let me break down the "Phibes Plan" for you all:
1. Bottomless bowls of steamed rice at our luxurious 1 star (1 red star is all we communists need) dining facility, The Didactic Dio Diner.
2. A complimentary family weekend "fun pass" at Uncle Ho's Wacky Wild Water Park.
3. Discounts on theater tickets at the Agricultural Pioneer's Playhouse...now with "Irrigation Ditch!" in it's 32nd smash week!
4. Your choice of gray, or off-gray pajamas at out swank mens and ladies boutiques.
5. "First In Line" seating plans for fantastic sporting events, such as the annual Great Patriotic Tractor Pull*
* NOTE: Due to decadent Western, imperialist embargo of machined engine parts, spectators will actually be required to pull the tractors.
Act now. Book early, and avoid (the inevitable) line-ups.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:12 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Martyred wrote: Totalitarian operators
That term is entirely unuseful, comrade. Smearing socialist states with cold war, propagandist language linking Stalin with Hitler isn't very progressive. In the interest of self-criticism, I recommend you throw yourself out of third story window, then reflect on your mistake.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:23 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Phibes, Phibes, Phibes...
Get with the times, my revolutionary bruthah. I think it's you that should shed the trappings of the nomenclature and
adopt a more international people's appeal.
You are so Fidel, in a world that's moving to a Raoul beat.
Time to step into the 21st century.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:17 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sorry guys...I've been swamped with paperwork!
Tom...
...you're in. Congrats.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:41 am
by War Wagon
Nice reset, Marty. I missed this the first time around.
Martyred wrote:
"First In Line" seating plans for fantastic sporting events, such as the annual Great Patriotic Tractor Pull*
* NOTE: Due to decadent Western, imperialist embargo of machined engine parts, spectators will actually be required to pull the tractors.
Couldn't help but laugh.
No shit, I went to a tractor pull in Seneca, Kansas as a kid. They used giant blocks of salt in incremental weight during the elimations.
You had to be there.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:18 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:47 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mid-Winter Membership Drive Madness!!!!
Come on in! There's free hot chocolate!
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:11 am
by Screw_Michigan
I'm in.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:42 am
by Screw_Michigan
Haven't considered myself a hardcore Rage fan in eight years, fucktard. Although I still consider "Freedom" a great song.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:06 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm in.
I didn't want to let you in, but Phibes just PM'd me and said you're cool.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:32 pm
by Cuda
Screw_Michigan wrote: fucktard. .
You'd better get used to saying "Comrade" unless you want to spend the rest of the winter in the Beria memorial suite
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Martyred wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm in.
I didn't want to let you in, but Phibes just PM'd me and said you're cool.
Sweet.

Can you make me a banner that I could put in my sig? That would be tight. I'll trade you a loaf of bread or an old-school cell phone you can use as a pager.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:33 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cuda wrote:
...the Beria memorial suite
Phhhtttt...that place is practically paradise. Cold and cold running water, all the ball bearings you can ever wish to grease and the kids can play on the Kim Il Jungle Gym.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:10 am
by Cuda
true, but then again, you don't dare doze off, even for a second, or you might not wake up as usual
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:21 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cuda wrote:true, but then again, you don't dare doze off, even for a second, or you might not wake up as usual
You can say the same thing about crashing on AP's couch.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:Sweet.

Can you make me a banner that I could put in my sig?

Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:32 pm
by Screw_Michigan
:doh:
That won't fit, dumbfuck.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:47 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote::doh:
That won't fit, dumbfuck.
Too bad. It fits
you like a glove.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:54 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Found one for you, you whiny fucking tard.

Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:19 pm
by Goober McTuber
Just because I beat you repeatedly about your misshapen head, that makes me “whiny”?
Here’s another one that would work for you:

Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:24 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:Cuda wrote:true, but then again, you don't dare doze off, even for a second, or you might not wake up as usual
You can say the same thing about crashing on AP's couch.
that gets a rack
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:19 pm
by BSmack
War Wagon wrote:No shit, I went to a tractor pull in Seneca, Kansas as a kid. They used giant blocks of salt in incremental weight during the elimations.
You had to be there.
I would have been amazed had you NOT ever been to a tractor pull.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:40 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
If I saw a Menshevik debating the petite bourgeois theory of Economic Determinism, I would say that's fucked up and leave it at that.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:53 pm
by smackaholic
I want in, fucktard, errrr I mean comtar..... comrade.
So, when do we inform the czechs that they are back in as well.? Like it or not.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:42 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:I want in, fucktard, errrr I mean comtar..... comrade.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You were in a long time ago.
Would it kill you to check you
inbox once in a while?
Re: CCCP
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:34 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:If I saw a Menshevik debating the petite bourgeois theory of Economic Determinism, I would say that's fucked up and leave it at that.

Re: CCCP
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:32 pm
by smackaholic
Martyred wrote:smackaholic wrote:I want in, fucktard, errrr I mean comtar..... comrade.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You were in a long time ago.
Would it kill you to check you
inbox once in a while?
somebody must have hacked my inbox, likely the jews. i received no such message, comrade.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:09 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mid-Winter Pledge Drive
Give 'till it hurts, comrade-workers. To remain a member in good standing, please pay your dues.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:30 pm
by Mikey
I gave till it hurt this morning. Right after my first cup of coffee.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:49 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote:I gave till it hurt this morning. Right after my first cup of coffee.
You'll be receiving your tote bag in the mail soon.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 1:04 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Oooops! We're out of tote bags.
In place of tote bags, we will be shipping copies of Vanity Fair with Hitler moustaches drawn on all the models in the ads.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:57 pm
by Degenerate
I know i'm way late on this, but I'd like to join, provided I can get one of these:

Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:11 am
by War Wagon
Rack this thread.
Funny shit, comrades.
Re: CCCP
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:28 am
by Screw_Michigan
I miss slapping around Gobbles McTubesteak.