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Dear Governor Palin

I'd like to know how to get my village 27 million in earmarks. Do I have to chair a Senator's corrupt 527? If so, how can I go about this? Does it have to be the chair of the Senate Appropriations committee? Or will any corrupt Senator do?

sincerely,

A concerned American.

gov.sarah@yahoo.com

Dear Governor Sarah,

are you a squirter?

Everyone seems either dazzled or incensed by your candidacy for the VPOTUS. I don't care, though...I'm just horny for you, baby.

I can't stop picturing you rolling atop my loins, screaming out gibberish like you do on the campaign trail, shaking your hair out of its stays, but with the glasses ON - that's important.

I hope they vote that sun-diseased corpse into office so I get to see you every night, flapping your gums with some vapid inanities for the cameras...and my overarching pleasure.

Let me see if I can rail some sense into you, lovemuffin.

BSmack wrote:The Washington Post published Sara Palin's personal yahoo email address.

PSUFAN wrote: ...but with the glasses ON - that's important.

Diogenes wrote:...some guy in the San Francisco Bay area named Kirk something or other.

Martyred wrote:

PSUFAN wrote: ...but with the glasses ON - that's important.

hell yeah

BSmack wrote:You better not let Trev see that Dave.

PSUFAN wrote:Yep, I'm just SHOCKED that derron is perusing degenerate porn sites where dudes in glasses are featured.

I don't care if they're wearing bejeweled turbans...dudes are not part of this scene, derron. Holy fuck, you sick, sick unit!

There's nothing that isn't pure about my intentions for Gov. Palin. She needs to look smart so she's worthy of being a canvas for my dna jolts, ok? THAT'S IT.

Screw_Michigan wrote:RACK THE FUCK OUT OF BSMACK

• STATE SENATOR 2007 LIFETIME
  Arizona McCain (R) 100% 88%
  
  Illinois Obama (D) 10% 18%
  
  Delaware Biden (D) 0% 22%

Wolfman wrote:

.m2 wrote: I'd fuck her.

R-Jack wrote:
I've never seen a pic of Derron, but I'm guessing that chicks not wearing glasses would be to his advantage.

BSmack wrote:The Washington Post published Sara Palin's personal yahoo email address.

Martyred wrote:P.S. Yeah, I'd fuck her too.

XXXL wrote:Dear Gov. Palin:

I will not be voting for you.

Sin,

Hillary :)

Yep. The day after 9/11, as part of its "get tough" makeover, the Obama campaign is mocking John McCain for not using a computer, without caring why he doesn't use a computer. From the AP story about the computer illiterate ad:

"Our economy wouldn't survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats," [Obama spokesman Dan] Pfeiffer said. "It's extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn't know how to send an e-mail."

Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by "extraordinary." The reason he doesn't send email is that he can't use a keyboard because of the relentless beatings he received from the Viet Cong in service to our country. From the Boston Globe (March 4, 2000):

McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain's severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain's encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He's an avid fan - Ted Williams is his hero - but he can't raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

In a similar vein I guess it's an outrage that the blind governor of New York David Patterson doesn't know how to drive a car. After all, transportation issues are pretty important. How dare he serve as governor while being ignorant of what it's like to navigate New York's highways.

... why didn't the Obama guys and the AP figure that out? It's extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief knows how to send an e-mail ...but not how to do a five-minute Google search.

Diogenes wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Keep up the good work, asswipes.

.m2 wrote:

Diogenes wrote:

huh? wrote:

.m2 wrote:

Diogenes wrote:

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.m2 wrote:

Diogenes wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Keep up the good work, asswipes.

Next thing you know they'll be swift boating him or pulling the old "south carolina 2000" on him.

Fuckers

Moving Sale wrote:I said 'sane' and 'stupid right wing fucktard' in the same sentence. That's funny.

Moving Sale wrote:I said 'sane' and 'stupid right wing fucktard' in the same sentence.

R-Jack wrote:

XXXL wrote:Dear Gov. Palin:

I will not be voting for you.

Sin,

Hillary :)

You know what? That was fucking hilarious. Really it was.

Seriously, brilliant writing. Such wit. Such wisdom. That little joke of yours was a fucking stroke of genius. A fucking stroke of genius. Did you have the fucking stroke when you typed that?

Listen. Listen closely. You know that sound? That sound you don't hear? That's laughter. That sound that you do not hear is everyone who read that pissing their pants at the sheer humor you tried to provide to us.

Amazing. Ahman Green has a better chance of going through an injury free season with no fumbles than anyone else without a fucking sense of humor does of topping that steaming pile of brilliance.

Tears Jerry. Tears.