A.P. the Freak-show

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:00 pm

A.P. the Freak-show

as sung to Frosty

A.P. the Freak-show, was a very drunken soul
With some jizz-stained glass and a sagging ass,
He flashed a queer photo.
A.P. the freak-show, one sad and lonely day,
With his view askew, he said he knew,
How to make the One Board play.

There must have been some tragic in those
Stained panties he found.
For when they placed them on his waist
He began to prance around.

O', A.P. the freak-show,
Was drunk as he could be,
And with Y2K out Fresno way,
He soiled himself with pee.

Hurkety-hurk ralf,
Hurkety-hurk ralf,
Look at A.P. hurl.
Hurkety-hurk ralf,
Hurkety-hurk ralf,
He wants to be a girl.

A.P. the freak-show, with his partner Y2K
Said let’s run around like plastered clowns and deny we are gay.
Down to the One Board, with a plunger in his hand
Runnin' here and there all around, this square
Sayin' plunge me if you can.

A.P. the freak-show
Much to everyone’s dismay,
From his couch he cried, wiped his lazy eye,
and said “I'll post again some day.”

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:11 pm

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:15 pm

it woud be funnier if AP actually posted here more than once every couple months

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:17 pm

I don't wholly disagree...which makes it a hell of a lot more funny than your scrittiblog.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:48 pm

You don't bring the funny in the least. Mike hasn't posted her in a long time, so I'm tempted to say the "HE'S IN YOUR DOME BITCH."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:03 pm

Jerkovich wrote:You don't bring the funny in the least. Mike hasn't posted her in a long time, so I'm tempted to say the "HE'S IN YOUR DOME BITCH."

He posted here within the past two weeks, you fucking moron.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:23 pm

Jerkovich wrote:You don't bring the funny in the least. Mike hasn't posted her in a long time, so I'm tempted to say the "HE'S IN YOUR DOME BITCH."

Mike's in my dome? You have no clue what you're babbling about Jerkadick. Why don't you just ask Mike how much that's true.

I'm actually okay with the guy. He's knows there's nothing personal here.

Now then, don't you have a conspiracy blog or two to plagerize and claim as your own?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:25 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I don't wholly disagree...which makes it a hell of a lot more funny than your scrittiblog.

What the fuck is THAT?

Seriously, what the fuck is going on over there?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:30 pm

it's an archived slow motion train wreck that you can walk into & out of anytime you want & just marvel at the carnage with no fear of getting hurt yourself

For PUS it's a chance to chant "I know you are but what am I?" endlessly & backwards

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:48 pm

Jerkovich, Jerkovich

~to Jingle Bells~

Dashing ‘cross the net
Looking for a site
That he can rip off
And claim his bode tonight
Moronic tales he tells
Making up his lies
What fun it is to laugh and sing
At a retard none too bright

Oh, Jerkovich, Jerkovich
Jerking all the way
Oh, this clown’s a sorry sight
For A.P. he is gay-ay,
Jerkovich, jerks-a-dick
He longs for Y2K
Oh, what fun it is to smack
His conspiracy lies

A week or two ago
He claimed his dad was there
At Kennedy’s bedside
On this he would swear
His bullshit really stank
He claimed it to be true
He got his lying asshole reamed
By posts from me and you

Oh, Jerkovich jerks his dick
As tiny as it is
He rubs one out and hits submit
Sprays his monitor with jizz
Jerkovich you stupid prick
Just admit you’re fey
Oh, what fun you’ll finally have
In San Francisco bay

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:54 pm

I'm sure Jay gets a woody just thinking up shit like this but "hey" whatever floats his boat. It must be pretty fucking slow around here when you drop by once a month and some fag is stroking himself making lil Christmas Songs to your Interweb Nickname. Glad I'm firmly ensconced in your head Jay, are you the new wanna-be reindeer? oddly enough they are funny and you are not. Come on out Jay, You know you want some of AP's action.... unfortunately I haven't conversed with or seen the guy in a couple years so you need not be jealous. Carry on with your little queer as folk diddys if it gets your pecker hard big guy but feel free to leave me out of them... it's disturbing at best.

Happy Holiday's Maggot

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:12 pm

YK drops by every few months to make an "I'm in your dome" claim, with a touch of IKYABWAI mixed in for good measure?

Priceless.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:24 pm

That was just for you Dins..

priceless it was..

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:YK drops by every few months to make an "I'm in your dome" claim, with a touch of IKYABWAI mixed in for good measure?

And Dins drops in daily with another overused and trite accusation of "IKYABWAI". No question, the lamest and most tired smack card ever pulled, yet it remains near the top of the message board banter for dumbfucks deck of worthless acronyms.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:50 am

What the hell is it with these Fresno douchebriskets...and Christmas? Nothing gets them group-melting like the holiday season.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:53 am

A KC resident rushing in to decry IKYABWAI smack?

Damn, who woulda thunk it?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:59 am

No rush whatsoever.

I'll take my sweet time punting you or anyone else who wants to step... to the curb.

<--- cracks knuckles

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:07 am

War Wagon wrote:lamest and most tired smack card ever pulled.

White flag smack.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:13 am

PSUFAN wrote:What the hell is it with these Fresno douchebriskets...and Christmas? Nothing gets them group-melting like the holiday season.

Look you stupid fuck, I was just bringing some holiday cheer to your shithole.

I didn't want to disappoint. Enjoy it while it lasts

Merry Xmas Dumbfuck

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:39 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:lamest and most tired smack card ever pulled.
White flag smack.

hmmm, not so much. Maybe a close 2nd or 3rd. Many times the WF smack is dead on. Not always, but often.

But the IKYABWAI tripe makes me want to reach thru my monitor and tear Dins (the most frequent abuser) esophagus out.

Look dude, you can still have the "you must be from KC" smack. The tips of only three corners of that card have been bent to the point of breaking. I'm taping up the other.

And Jack?

Merry Xmas to you as well.

TVO · Post by **TVO** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:47 am

War Wagon wrote:No rush whatsoever.

I'll take my sweet time punting you or anyone else who wants to step... to the curb.

<--- cracks knuckles

Don't break your pretty fingernails there on the keyboard. Fag.

I expect you to be a panty waisted goat ropping little girl... With an internet terminal.

Like I said. Fag.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:47 am

PSUFAN wrote:What the hell is it with these Fresno douchebriskets...and Christmas? Nothing gets them group-melting like the holiday season.

Wow, you must have typed that while wiping sweat off of your flat forehead with a cum drenched sock. Mary X-mas tardered

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:16 am

A coupleofweeksago... ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Is this the game plan?

After doing the board a service by generally being invisible for the last 12 months, Jerksmanydicks starts prancing around the board like Atomic Panties in front of a jizz-stained mirror? After the ensuing reindeer beatdown, Spamnic claims BODE for being "inside their domes" and causing them to "melt"?

Uhm. Wow.

I guess I left out the part where dude would also be claiming bode by proxy for his two prop 8 friends.

Unwar -- my prognostication skills.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:39 pm

Y2K wrote:Come on out Jay, You know you want some of AP's action.... unfortunately I haven't conversed with or seen the guy in a couple years so you need not be jealous.

Isn't he living on your couch? That would have to be extremely difficult, to say the least.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:53 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:lamest and most tired smack card ever pulled.
White flag smack.

Thank God it's not "in your dome" smack, because I'm...well...you know...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:58 pm

Taking pages out of the FAT fucking RETARD'S smack playbook now, eh Gobbler? Nice job climbing to new lows.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:03 pm

Wouldn’t be necessary if you didn’t keep following me around like KC Kaley.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:57 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI

Mace is just looking for help as he's getting his ass kicked up and down the Maddux thread. Give me a break, tard.

And go fuck yourself, Goobs the Cack Gobbler, you're the first person to reply to any post I make or in any thread I make. Thus, the IKYABWAI smack.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:19 pm

Y2K wrote:I'm sure Jay gets a woody just thinking up shit like this but "hey" whatever floats his boat. It must be pretty fucking slow around here when you drop by once a month and some fag is stroking himself making lil Christmas Songs to your Interweb Nickname. Glad I'm firmly ensconced in your head Jay, are you the new wanna-be reindeer?

Not that I need to explain anything, but what the hell, it's the giving season so I'll give Y2K some rational to soothe his bruised widdle ego.

1. Y2K, you are tied to the hip with Mike, from a board standpoint.
2. Your nickname rhymed for the purposes of the songs. Oooooh, burn.

3. You're not in anyone's head or dome or any other cliched and tired Rome phrase. Get over yourself. I don't even know you dude. I beat you in a Smackoff once, but that's about it. You can't take a little ribbing, (and I barely mentioned you, ya douchenozzle) pick up your blankie and go home.
4. If I wanted to post as a troll, I would. I did this as me. I don't troll.

Oddly enough they are funny and you are not.

Whatever floats your toy boat sport. These two songs were throw aways, done in less than five minutes, far from my best efforts. At the least, it was an effort to entertain, to try something besides bitching about politics. What have you offered Jack?

Right, nothing.

unfortunately I haven't conversed with or seen the guy in a couple years so you need not be jealous.

In turn, I have. And I'm sure he knows the difference between harmless smack and true meaness. Obviously you're too fucking stupid to tell.

Carry on with your little queer as folk diddys if it gets your pecker hard big guy but feel free to leave me out of them... it's disturbing at best.

Not to worry Jacky-poo, you'll never be included again, you're simply too boring to care about. (Unless of course, you post something as moronic as this "Wah, you hurt my feelings you big meanie, wahhhhhh!" drivel.) Now you and Kevnic can go back to suckling each others sagging teats and rock each other to sleep.

Happy Holiday's to you too pussy.

Jay

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:22 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI
Mace is just looking for help as he's getting his ass kicked up and down the Maddux thread. Give me a break, tard.

And go fuck yourself, Goobs the Cack Gobbler, you're the first person to reply to any post I make or in any thread I make. Thus, the IKYABWAI smack.

Nice try, Screwball. You’ve been following me around for a week, nipping at my heels. Other than responding to your pathetic attacks, the only times I’ve addressed you is when you’ve posted something utterly stupid. Not my fault that encompasses many of your “takes”. What a shame that we lost the DC Smackmaster and replaced him with the DC Jizz-mopper.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:31 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

mmmkay...
So says the guy that blogs out homosexual Xmas Songs about anonymous folk on the Net.

That's nice Jay....
really it is.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:40 pm

Y2K wrote:So says the guy that blogs out homosexual Xmas Songs about anonymous folk on the Net.

Just considering the source buddy.

It's pretty funny that the one person who was included in those song parodies ( and jokes was all they were ) only as an afterthought, as a rhyme mechanism, is the one who's getting his panties the most twisted.

Hit a nerve, did I? Overly sensitive to something? Wanna' talk about it twinkle-stick?

Don't bother. Not interested.

It's meaningless smack, nothing more. You getting your balloon knot all bent out of shape however is priceless. That was never my intention, but since it has been the result, and you're getting all pissy about it...well there's only one thing left to say.

...ahem...

Bwa-hahahahahahaha!!!!

That's nice Jay....
really it is.

Thank you.

Try the veal. Stick around for act two.

Jay

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:57 pm

Not to worry Jacky-poo, you'll never be included again, you're simply too boring to care about.

Having problems following your own rules Interweb Tough Guy?

You are better off shutting the fuck up....

But you are Jay..
and you think you matter...

Work hard on Act 2 Sparky, with luck you'll get a tee hee or a giggle from a fellow mouthbreather.

now that's priceless

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:08 pm

I was just bringing some holiday cheer to your shithole.

No prob - but don't worry, we all look to Fresno for holiday entertainment by default already.

For all of your ceaseless posturing as a SC Forefather, you have yet to grasp a simple, underlying fact about smack boards - people don't come to them to be nice to each other. They come to them to run smack and laugh at stuff. Why do you struggle so mightily to understand that, Y2Koresh?

Take your Hallmark Card routine and shove it up your chapped shit funnel - if you can possibly clear it of Jerknick's fingers and AP's smegma and RtS' hairshirt sheddings, that is.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:14 pm

Which part of

Unless of course, you post something as moronic as this "Wah, you hurt my feelings you big meanie, wahhhhhh!" drivel.

are you failing to grasp?

Keep bitching about it and you get a response.

I realize your baby-feelings have been damaged beyond repair. Sorry about that.

not really

Heed your own sad advice there Whine2K, because shutting your Pavlovian, salivating blow-hole would be your best option at this point.

And I don't need to do anything about working on a second act. You're doing the work for me.

YOU are the act.

Sadly, it sucks.

But you know all about that, don't you sparky?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:26 pm

PSUFAN wrote:douchebriskets

Gee, we won't be getting called that in the next few hours or anything.

Sin,
Dins' Buddies

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:43 am

Ok that was funny...well done Rick...
Merry Christmas to You and the Family "Cocksucker."

I'm not so glad I stopped by now Jeebus

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:54 pm

Who the fuck is "Rick"? Or is this just the "Fresno Filter" that we have often seen, where the Personal Info Leak is preferred to the board username?

RJ · Post by RJ » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:06 pm

R-Jack wrote:unless rubbing the baby batter left on your face into those map-of-Mars cheeks of yours until your face is as smooth as the ass of one of Diego's victims is the desired outcome.

Thats a RACK

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:12 pm

You had me at:

R-Jack wrote:Outside or your Thelma & Louise with a U-Haul escapades with our resident period panty wearing fruitcake, any attempt you made at "getting over" has displayed futility that has only been achieved by your dermatologist.