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Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:33 am
by Mr T
This may be glass dick material...
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/new ... ?id=150083
Dude is fucked up to be having sex with lawn furniture but as long as it isnt stolen and he isnt in public, I could care less it just seems like a waste of tax payer money.
Big question is why the guy who video taped it without dudes consent and then made DVDs of it was not brought in. What kind of freak video tapes a dude banging a sexy ass picnic table?
Now lets stop kidding ourselves the table was asking for it. Look at this sexy sumbitch right here and tell me you wouldnt....
![Image](http://www.remodelista.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/parke-picnic-table-arthur-lauer-1290.jpg)
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:49 am
by Smackie Chan
Gotta admit she's got nice legs.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:02 am
by Tom In VA
Pretty stiff - penalty - for having wood at the wrong time and wrong place.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:13 am
by PSUFAN
great sticks.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:11 am
by poptart
2,4,1,3,5
- Art Price Jr.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:17 am
by Mr T
Damn you poptart i was just about to submit this and it showed me you replied while i was trying to submit....
![Image](http://www.champlintirerecycling.com/images/picnic_tables_lg1.jpg)
3,2,1
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:29 am
by poptart
Personally, I don't think Art Price has committed a crime.
Sounds like some nosey neighbors.
If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?
Sounds like a crock of shit to me.
But whatever, he'll prolly hit the talk show circuit after his six months are up and rake in some large cayesh.
Only in America.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:31 pm
by Diego in Seattle
poptart wrote:Personally, I don't think Art Price has committed a crime.
Sounds like some nosey neighbors.
If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?
Would we have to pay for the gutter's health care?
Sin,
conservatards
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:28 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
I am surprised it took Pedo in Seattle this long to post in a thread wherein deliciously bony legs were displayed.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
I’ll wait for Dins to weigh in on this. He’s the expert on deck screws.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:23 pm
by Mustang
poptart wrote:
2,4,1,3,5
- Art Price Jr.
Genius, Pop. Laughed out loud.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:14 pm
by Bobby42
Another splinter...shit!
-Dins