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Since some of you seem to get the inside scoop a little before others, let me know when this fuckstain gets his offer pulled.

http://www.news9.com/global/story.asp?s=10079587
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I'm hoping soon. Very upset about this. Even more pissed considering the waste of talent that the kid has. He dominated the Under Armor game.
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Meh, I'm 3 years older than my wife. It always seems odd in high school I guess. Seniors dated freshmen in my high school. Wasn't uncommon. Just gotta be careful about playing hide the salami in the taco.They could be 2 years and 1 day apart or they could be 3 years and 364 days.

I'm a little more concerned about his obvious roid rage.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Guy's got serious probs. First and foremost that he's dating a 15 year old.
Eh, It would be rather hypocritical of me to complain about this. I graduated from HS rather early but my father had been stationed over seas and I wanted to continue playing baseball and football at a real competitive level so we made arrangements for me to do so. I was 15 living with my 18 y/o girlfriend at the time. Actually caused a big fuss for a few days at my HS when a teacher found out about my living arrangements from other students and she called DHS and the local authorities. I ended up in the counselors office with a detective and a DHS rep. Couldn't get in contact with my father because he was in the field but the teacher wanted them to press charges against my girlfriend. They held off only because they allowed me to go home and get the power of attorney for me that was left with her by my father and the fact that we were both honor students and very active in multiple school activities. My father cleared things up and notified the DHS officer and detective that he was member of the Texas BAR in good standing, approved of my living arrangements, and that we would both be starting college in the fall at OU.

I felt terrible though because at one point they had her in handcuffs just sitting right out in the open of the office in front of the window and the secretary wouldn't shut the damn blinds.

Hell my ex-wife is 2 1/2 years older than I am and I've never been in a serious relationship with a woman who wasn't at least 2+ years older than me.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Okay. Okay. Look, my wife's ten years younger than me, but I wasn't dating her when she was 11!

I agree the 'roid rage is a pretty obvious problem. Just seems to me a guy about to hit college ought to be getting away from 15 year olds.
Exactly.

First off, if she's his girlfriend now and he's serious enough about her to go all jihad on her then they must've already been together for at least a little while. So, exactly how old was this little girl when they first started "dating"?

Secondly, c'mon, a stud D lineman signee of OU is a veritable pussy magnet, and this dink has a recalcitrant high school sophomore as his girlfriend?

Dude. Two words...

college

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frat

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Believe the Heupel wrote:I'm sure the scholarship gets pulled pretty quickly. Even if it's not pulled right away, conviction of a felony charge is an automatic dismissal under OU's athletic code of conduct.
I'm sure it will get USCed and dude will be available to play. Unlike at TEXAS where we look for character guys, he'll play while he's dealing coke and stealing TVs.

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i don't see anyway this kid gets anywhere near Norman unless he's driving to Manhattan, Kansas up 1-35.

after Bomar, the Peterson Crack Ring, Jarboe last year. no way.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote:I'm sure the scholarship gets pulled pretty quickly. Even if it's not pulled right away, conviction of a felony charge is an automatic dismissal under OU's athletic code of conduct.
I'm sure it will get USCed and dude will be available to play. Unlike at TEXAS where we look for character guys, he'll play while he's dealing coke and stealing TVs.

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it's kind of interesting that none of the OU fans on here or A&M fan have an avvie or sig that is anti "the rival". Yet, both UT fans do.
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King Crimson wrote:it's kind of interesting that none of the OU fans on here or A&M fan have an avvie or sig that is anti "the rival". Yet, both UT fans do.
But we're the two obsessed fan bases... didn't you get the memo?
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King Crimson wrote:it's kind of interesting that none of the OU fans on here or A&M fan have an avvie or sig that is anti "the rival". Yet, both UT fans do.
Right.....because Skull has an "avvie" that has a picture of an OU Grad :meds:
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Harvdog wrote:
King Crimson wrote:it's kind of interesting that none of the OU fans on here or A&M fan have an avvie or sig that is anti "the rival". Yet, both UT fans do.
Right.....because Skull has an "avvie" that has a picture of an OU Grad :meds:
that's true. i accept it. i forgot about Skull since he doesn't post much anywhere.
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Eyes on the ball, gentlemen...

The only av that matters here is Sam's.
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USC has never allowed kidnappers who grabbed a 15 year old girl by her jaw and held a screwdriver to her neck play for them.
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That's because OJ completed all his eligibility.
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