Lakers - Magic

[War Wagon]

In overtime.

I've spent a total of 15 minutes watching the NBA this year, but this is good stuff.

Will Kobe cry and throw a tantrum when some guy named Hedo Turkoglu packs his shit?

Will Jack Nicholson have a coronary right there on the court?

Will the Lakers get every last phantom foul call when the series moves to Orlando?

Fuck the crybaby, snot nosed Lakers. Go Magic.

[Van]

The rookie missing that easy cripple of a lay-up to win the game in regulation just cost Orlando the game and the series.

[Smackie Chan]

I've spent a total of 15 minutes watching the NBA this year ....

Fuck the crybaby, snot nosed Lakers.

You've spent 15 minutes watching the NBA, and that's enough to conclude that the Lakers are snot-nosed crybabies? Seems like you're the one here who needs a diaper change.

Your "take" is tainted.

[War Wagon]

The rookie missing that easy cripple of a lay-up to win the game in regulation just cost Orlando the game and the series.

Easy cripple of a lay-up? He was halfway under the backboard. It wasn't that easy. Unless you're Dins, of course.

Still, I like the Magics chances of coming back to freaky LA and making the Lakers sweat. And cry. I want to see baby Kobe laying flat on his stomach, pounding both fists and kicking both feet, over having been denied something he felt entitled to.

[War Wagon]

You've spent 15 minutes watching the NBA, and that's enough to conclude that the Lakers are snot-nosed crybabies?

I don't have to watch much to see what's self-evident.

Oh, and there are other ways to keep up with the NBA besides watching TV. Tell me you knew.

Jeez, that "tainted" remark really pricked your antenae up, didn't it?

[Van]

Maybe Orlando can still make this thing go six, but they no longer have any realistic chance at winning this series. Lee had to make that lay-up, and he would have, ninety times out of a hundred.

Oh well. Kobe catches Shaq. Is it BTPCF season yet?

[The Seer]

Will the Lakers get every last phantom foul call when the series moves to Orlando?

IF you actually watched this game...and IF you actually knew anything about hoops....and IF you weren't so anxious to display your lack of knowledge....you would've realized that the Lakers did NOT get the usual "home cooking" from the refs tonight...

[Frank Rizzo]

WE FUCKINGA DOMINATED YO SUCK IT!!!

LAKERS ALLA THW WAY WE HAVE GOT THIS ASHIT ANDA THE REST OF THE NBA BETTERA STICOCK UP ON LUBE BECAUSE WE AREA GOIGN TO FUCK THEM AIN THE ASS AFOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS MININMUM WE

LAKERS BITCH LAKERS NATION YO SUCK MY FDICK


YEYYAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHH!H!!!!!

[Van]

The Yankees are in first place too.

[Mikey]

Will the Lakers get every last phantom foul call when the series moves to Orlando?

Blown goaltending calls are OK though, as long as they go the other way right?

BTW...somebody ought to stuff a lit M80 in little Jeffy Van Gundy's pie hole and tape it shut with duct tape.
I may have to try turning the sound off for the rest of this series.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Sometimes I check in just to see if Shannon Brown is in the game. If not, I check out.