The original MJ

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:30 am

Man, as a kid with only 3 TV channels.... and most of them being n :black and white:

Ben will always be a classic....

White Cock · Post by **White Cock** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:07 pm

I'm sure you have We Are The World looping in your ear when you strut Castro Street looking for dirty dick, too.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:33 pm

Blueblood wrote:
As an "artist"... I have mucho respect for his trip... it's not easy.

Artist?

You're a fukking carney, not an artist. I will give you the fact that being a carny ain't easy.

GFYJO.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:20 am

Crazy, how someone can be a thousand times cooler and a better, stronger singer at age ten than they ever were as an adult.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:27 am

Van wrote:Crazy, how someone can be a thousand times cooler and a better, stronger singer at age ten than they ever were as an adult.

No shit.

Actually, the singer part is normal enough. As a kid, he was just singing with a normal kid's voice. Well, a very good kid's voice.

His problem was that he never gave the kid voice thing up. And it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to realize that a 10 year old is gonna do a 10 year old voice better than a 40 year old.

As for the cool part, I think that's part of the package of never getting to actually be a normal 10 year old or 15 year old etc.... Is there a single child star out there that developed into a more or less functional adult? About the only one I can think of is shirley temple. And I think she had her issues as well as a young adult.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:38 am

Nice suit in that ben video, huh? That tie knot's bigger than his head (afro not included). Looks like about a quintuple windsor.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:57 am

Is there a single child star out there that developed into a more or less functional adult?

Ron Howard

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:06 am

I like Kiss Of the Vampire Alyssa Milano a whole lot more than I like child actor Alyssa Milano.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:38 am

Jacko was a dangerous freak. Its not a surprise that despite all of his hyperbaric containers and the like, he's on a fucking slab right now after 5 fucked up decades.

The kid never had a childhood...and his early years were full of a crazed family, notably an insanely abusive father. In turn, his father was probably a dude who initially wanted to help his family get out of shithole Gary, IN...but who was not equipped with the mental means or determination to stay on top of his efforts and keep them above board. These failures created a few monsters among his kids, to say the very LEAST.

As someone in my family said today, we won't shed a tear that a pedo kicked the bucket.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:02 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Is there a single child star out there that developed into a more or less functional adult?
Ron Howard

Ron Howard was a child actor for a few years. Yeah, it was a popular show, but, not sure I'd give him star status. I am fairly sure that he got to be a kid most of the time. And there's a pretty good chance he didn't have a fukked up family.

Jacko on the other hand was fuggen' HUGE from the time he was 7 or 8 well into his teens. And he was relentlessly pimped everywhere by that fukked up old man. Then it slowed up a bit for a couple years until his solo career took off and he was double HUGE.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:08 am

Van wrote:I like Kiss Of the Vampire Alyssa Milano a whole lot more than I like child actor Alyssa Milano.

Adult Alyssa is hot, but even as a 14-15 year old, you could see that she was gonna be one hot piece of ass.

I dunno if there were any 15 year old boys that were hitting that, but, if there were, they were some lucky little fukkers.

Wonder if tony ever gave her the danza slap.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:08 pm

smackaholic wrote: Ron Howard was a child actor for a few years. Yeah, it was a popular show, but, not sure I'd give him star status. I am fairly sure that he got to be a kid most of the time. And there's a pretty good chance he didn't have a fukked up family.

He was on the Andy Griffith Show for like 9 years, a bit more than a few. He was on Howard Stern a month or two ago to promote Angels & Demons and said that his childhood (apart from the acting) was relatively normal.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:46 pm

Rack Fu wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Ron Howard was a child actor for a few years. Yeah, it was a popular show, but, not sure I'd give him star status. I am fairly sure that he got to be a kid most of the time. And there's a pretty good chance he didn't have a fukked up family.
He was on the Andy Griffith Show for like 9 years, a bit more than a few. He was on Howard Stern a month or two ago to promote Angels & Demons and said that his childhood (apart from the acting) was relatively normal.

Was it really that long? I thought more like 4 or 5. Well, rack him for coming through it OK. Too bad jacko idn't have the same opportunities to be normal.

Terry in Crapchester · Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:56 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Is there a single child star out there that developed into a more or less functional adult?
Ron Howard

Ron's brother Clint also acted as a child. He had a smaller role on The Andy Griffith Show and also appeared on Gentle Ben, although he obviously wasn't as big a name as his brother.

I'll throw Donny Osmond up there as well, so long as you can get past the Mormon thingie and the constantly smiling thingie.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:53 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Is there a single child star out there that developed into a more or less functional adult?
Ron Howard
Ron's brother Clint also acted as a child. He had a smaller role on The Andy Griffith Show and also appeared on Gentle Ben, although he obviously wasn't as big a name as his brother.

I'll throw Donny Osmond up there as well, so long as you can get past the Mormon thingie and the constantly smiling thingie.

why would such a tolerant, compassionate lib like you even raise the point that he's mormon?

Of, yeah, that's right, they're all white and mostly republican.

At least that entire clan who was sort of the white jackson 5 of the day seemed to turn out all right.....for mormons.

I guess marie has her issues, but, she seems to working through them.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:45 am

Rack Fu wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Ron Howard was a child actor for a few years. Yeah, it was a popular show, but, not sure I'd give him star status. I am fairly sure that he got to be a kid most of the time. And there's a pretty good chance he didn't have a fukked up family.
He was on the Andy Griffith Show for like 9 years, a bit more than a few. He was on Howard Stern a month or two ago to promote Angels & Demons and said that his childhood (apart from the acting) was relatively normal.

He also had a big part in "Music Man" in 1962.

...plus a lot of other acting credits from 1959 through about 1984 when Happy Days wrapped.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000165/

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:35 pm

smackaholic wrote:why would such a tolerant, compassionate lib like you even raise the point that he's mormon?

Well, considering that it was barely a week ago that the Mormon issue was raised (not by me) while discussing Mitt the Twit . . .

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:03 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
smackaholic wrote:why would such a tolerant, compassionate lib like you even raise the point that he's mormon?
Well, considering that it was barely a week ago that the Mormon issue was raised (not by me) while discussing Mitt the Twit . . .

Mitt the Twit? Nice. It rhymes you know.

Please tell me the dems are gonna use the quayle/shrub "your a stupid head" strategy with Romney.

BYU valedictorian, Harvard Law and MBA at the same time. Honors in both. And unlike your boy Barry, has actually done shit since then.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:17 pm

He's so smart, he's a part of a desert cult.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:06 pm

PSUFAN wrote:As someone in my family said today, we won't shed a tear that a pedo kicked the bucket.

The kid that Jacko paid 20 something million to in order to settle out of court recently came out and said he lied, that MJ never did anything to him. It was all for the money, and he was influenced by his family to lie for the coin. Some things are just more complex than we realize.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:13 pm

Mgo, so, did they return the money, and were they sued in return for defamation of character?

The one thing that is pretty to realize is that the guy built a kiddy wonderland, and he was forever having little boys over for fun time. IIRC, it was boys only, too.

That's just really oogey.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:05 pm

PSUFAN wrote:He's so smart, he's a part of a desert cult.

He's jewish or muzzie?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:20 pm

MORATORIUM on Jacko shit ....Now !

Lock this bitch down...fucking pedophile loving freaks..

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:33 am

Derron wrote:MORATORIUM on Jacko shit ....Now !

Lock this bitch down...fucking pedophile loving freaks..

Sounds like someone has some issues that need to be addressed... at home.

Take it easy on your "little girls"... you fucking ped.

Another classic...

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:31 pm

Its now being reported that as he was being rushed to UCLA Medical last week, Michael pleaded to be taken to Children's Hospital.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:things are just more complex than we realize.

There is nothing complex about a grown man wanting to have sleepovers with young boys.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:04 pm

Oh, it was weird, don't get me wrong. Just not convinced he was diddling any of them.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:22 pm

I see your point, Mgo. It's pretty easy to assume that yeah, the dude was fucked up enough, therefore he probably molested some kids in his day.

I think it's also certainly possible that, again-- because the dude was so fucked up-- that he may have never officially been a pedo but was simply having young boys over at his house and acting almost as if he were Tom Hanks in the movie "Big" or Dark Helmet in "Spaceballs." Ya know, playing with toys, talking like a little girl and what not. Neither is, by any means, normal or acceptable.

All in all, the dude was definitely fucked up. Most of which, I'm sure was due to his extremely fucked up dad and upbringing. Dude had a shitload of money too and was an easy target for a lawsuit on many levels.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:12 pm

The baby dangling thing was mighty fucked-up. No spinning that one. If he's going to dangle his (presumably his) infant child over a balcony, then he certainly might be doing just about anything with it once he goes back inside.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:33 pm

IIRC, he submitted DNA samples in the last prosecution. There was never any physical evidence to substantiate claims of child molestation.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:12 am

Papa Willie wrote: He was a god damned motherfucking freak. He deserves no respect, and he sure as fuck won't get it from me.

Sin,

White trash.

Psst... you live in a trailer in "Bacon", Georgia.

I don't think there is a single person on this board that has any respect for you.

MJ = a billionaire....

Some fat dude in a trailer... in Bacon, Georgia.... = a loser.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:46 am

I put MJ right up there with the "King of Rock"....

Freddie....

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 am

Who wants to live forever.... ???

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:03 am

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:39 pm

mfoolio wrote:I don't think there is a single person on this board that has any respect for you.

Yeah, that's what he's here in Cul de Smack to do...garner respect. That's what we're ALL here to do. Now if we would stop trying to make each other laugh for a bit, we could set about that task.

Really, foolio...a bowl of cottage cheese would probably outfox you.

m2 is the poof

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:53 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:
Van wrote:Mgo, so, did they return the money, and were they sued in return for defamation of character?

The one thing that is pretty to realize is that the guy built a kiddy wonderland, and he was forever having little boys over for fun time. IIRC, it was boys only, too.

That's just really oogey.
Couple of things here, but main thing is that neither a dead person nor their estate can sue for defamation.

Pretty sure Mgo was referring to a situation which occured while MJ was still alive.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:58 pm

No, this happened after MJ died.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:07 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:No, this happened after MJ died.

Mgo wrote:The kid that Jacko paid 20 something million to in order to settle out of court recently came out and said he lied, that MJ never did anything to him.

That must've been very recently, then, if he said it after MJ died!

Hell, did he call you up and tell you this, while MJ was still in the ambulance?

Anyway, the way you worded it, it sounded like something that occured in the recent past; not in the last day or so. No biggie.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:46 pm

It did happen very soon after he died, yes. They also started planning tv shows, movie ideas, and world wide funerals immediately after his death.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:16 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Really, foolio...a bowl of cottage cheese would probably outfox you.

Kal's stellar Cottage Cheese Bowl record is right up there with its Rose Bowl performances.