The m2 emails....

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:24 am

Some of this shit is kinda funny... and I'll get to the m2 PET about the coast soon.

Re: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 8:51 PM
To:

I hate the heat too! Really you love them? Crazy! What did you think of that last email? Sorry if I came across as a bitch. I didn't intend to.

I'm in a different town now, so...

the truth:

From:
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:58:11 -0600
To:
Subject: RE: Hey you....

I heard that girls use 5,000 words a day... and guys use 1,500.

I just thought that you were using up your allotment.

Yes, I love them. I just wish they were real... soon.

Re: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 9:04 PM
To:
Don't dodge my question. I'm much more interested in the truth ****.

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Rack her !

the truth

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:26 am

Is this going somewhere...besides TROTS?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:38 am

PSUFAN wrote:Is this going somewhere...besides TROTS?

Maybe... if you keep your anal infested hands off the control's.

You do know you live vicariously through the most interesting man on this board, don't you ?

Re: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 9:16 PM
To:
Oh I have to tell you something funny. The last couple days u dunno I'm a wierdo......someone said talking to me saying that they were waiting for a call from work and I heard .... and was like who's .... and they looked at me hella funny.......then today I was talking to my dad about a friend of me and my brother his name is max larkin anyway called him max ...... and it took me a min to figure it out but I guess my point is your like cemented in my subconscious or something. Funny! Thanks for agreeing with me.

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Re: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 9:26 PM
To:
Dear god this kid of mine has one very serious case of the giggles. Hella cute though. Oh, I got the most darling pictures back of him today. I miss you my Mr....!

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

What should be "the truth's" next response ?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:51 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Why are you dating single mothers?

A single mom with the mental capacity of a 17 year old girl. Well I guess if you need 'em dumb. That's the way to go.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:54 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Why are you dating single mothers?

Because she's 30 years old with big tits and she has a tight pussy.

Oh yeah, she has a business in the North Bay that gives her the freedom to venture off as much as "the truth".

Meaning... we both work about half the year... and have money to burn.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:58 am

Re: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 9:48 PM
To:

Hopefully love I will get more than a spanking *wink wink*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

RE: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 9:56 PM
To:

Ummm. yeah.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:03 am

Re: Hey you....‏
From: girl
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 9:59 PM
To: the truth

A lot more?

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

RE: Hey you....‏
From: the truth
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 10:02 PM
To: the girl

9 and a half inches more...

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:06 am

Re: Hey you....‏
From:
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 10:04 PM
To:

Hubba hubba baby!

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:08 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Why are you dating single mothers?

Only if they've had cocks stitched on.

You're too fat to be in this thread.

the truth

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:15 am

Re: Hey you....‏
From: the girl
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 10:06 PM
To: the truth
Hey so of all the fantasies or dreams that I've told you about which one is your favorite so far?

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

RE: Hey you....‏
From: the truth
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 10:13 PM
To: the girl

The one that you've yet to send.... me being in your mouth.

Actually... all of them.... for reals.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:24 am

Fuckin' perv's.... just reading and shit.

Re: Hey you....‏
From: the girl
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 10:19 PM
To: the truth

Yea cept I can nearly guarantee your not gonna fit there. I'm all about bein up in me. You will fit there. Ugh, tingles! K not ugh! More like *sigh*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Ok, pervs....

What should be the next response.... ?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:59 am

When are you going to tell her you're a homo????

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:39 am

TheJON wrote:When are you going to tell her you're a homo????

Is anyone going to question why we fly over the Midwest... after this gem ?

Sure, we have other reasons... such as people that live in Naperville... and people that don't think toilet paper is worth the cost.

But, all in all, we'll still just fly over the less privileged.

A pic or two of 'Surf Cow" from an upcoming PET of "the truth" going coastal.

the truth

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:26 pm

So after she sees you and you fuck everything up are you going to blame it on the refs, or the fact that you had to travel and couldn't perform due to bus lag?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:46 pm

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:55 pm

Hitch hiker lag is more like it.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:36 pm

Oh wow, what an original take. Which message board did you steal your "Midwestern" smack from?

m2ool, I think you'd have a new found respect for the Midwest - or at least Iowa - if you were aware that the state of Iowa now allows for your kind to get married. You can have all the benefits that us straight people get too. And don't worry man, we've got plenty of Wal-Mart's here so you need not worry about finding a job. I actually need to stop by Wal-Mart later today to order a new pair of contacts, so would you like me to get you an application?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:00 am

Huh ?

*kisses*‏
From: girl
Sent: Wed 7/01/09 9:21 PM
To: the truth

Ok so the last two days of my job make me think we should all (sts's and csf's) have exempt positions or maybe cause there is an open sts (management) position I should apply for it cause basically the last two days my job has been no different. Blah! I had one of mine call me Mon when I was out saying that he fell. Got the message Tues. Went down to see him Tues afternoon took one look at his forehead which had rug burns all down the side and said oh, dear this can't be good so popped him in the car and took him to rohnert park urgent care. So he's complaining of pain in his ribs from when he fell in the x-ray room and ends up on the floor like fell backward over a metal stool and got his neck etc. They transport him to memorial. I tried to talk to the doc last night but he was kinda tied up with a cerebral hemorrhage. So I go back today and my client has been diagnosed with acute renal failure. So like the nut case that I am I for some bizzare reason (oh yea no plans for the holiday) said I would carry the beeper this week.(cause we are supported living as compared to independent living services we have a 24/7 emergency response system that we all rotate being in charge of) so the good thing about that is that if memorial tries to release him over the weekend they get to deal with a very irate me. The bad news is I have to deal with everyone elses emergencies. Double blah! So yea I think what would make this all better or anything for that matter would be getting loved on by you. Seriously loved on. Like every night and every morning loved on. *sigh* I don't wanna wait anymore. Triple blah! I wanna feel your tounge in my mouth. I wanna feel you suck my nipples. I wanna feel your hard as a rock self in my mouth as I make you squirm with pleasure. I wanna feel you fill me up with your (only way I know how to describe it) much larger than a banana self. I want to be able to look in your eyes as your on top of me pounding the "hell" out of me. I want you so close to me I can feel you breathe all night long. I want us both to be able to find what we have been looking for, for so long in each other. I want to be able to live over and over again all these fantasies I've been writing to you about. Especially the one I told you about last night........hubba hubba baby! I need to bury my head in your chest. I love that. Ok I'm done. How's that for 5 thousand words? *grin* I hope you had a wonderful day. I wish I could snuggle with you. *kisses*

All I heard is....

I wanna feel your tounge in my mouth. I wanna feel you suck my nipples. I wanna feel your hard as a rock self in my mouth as I make you squirm with pleasure.

..

Why do they spend so much time with words ?

m2 is the truth

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:19 am

Why do they spend so much time with words ?

I think with this statement, it's pretty obvious this is your first interaction with a female in your life, so congrats dude. Fucking hit that shit and prove everyone on these boards wrong that your cock was made for something other than another dude's asshole.

I do, however, find the above statement hilarious coming from someone allegedly over the age of 21. Reminds me of pounding beers with a homeboy in college whose girlfriend was playing mind games with him. Jesus Christ, m2.........don't read any of that shit. Why are you sending emails anyways? Is this 1998?? Take your cock over to her place, say "I'm here to fuck the living shit out of you", and then go stick your cock in her vag. What's so fucking hard about this???? Don't post another god damn email. The more emails you post, the more pathetic you sound. How's about your next post informing us that you finally got laid by something other than a dude? Mmmkkaay??

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:35 am

TheJON wrote:
Why do they spend so much time with words ?
I think with this statement, it's pretty obvious this is your first interaction with a female in your life, so congrats dude. Fucking hit that shit and prove everyone on these boards wrong that your cock was made for something other than another dude's asshole.

I do, however, find the above statement hilarious coming from someone allegedly over the age of 21. Reminds me of pounding beers with a homeboy in college whose girlfriend was playing mind games with him. Jesus Christ, m2.........don't read any of that shit. Why are you sending emails anyways? Is this 1998?? Take your cock over to her place, say "I'm here to fuck the living shit out of you", and then go stick your cock in her vag. What's so fucking hard about this???? Don't post another god damn email. The more emails you post, the more pathetic you sound. How's about your next post informing us that you finally got laid by something other than a dude? Mmmkkaay??

Psst... tard.

I'm 2,000 miles away right now.

Hope that helps with your concern for me...

By the way, I Iove the Midwest.

Go Blunteyes

the truth

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:05 am

'm 2,000 miles away right now.

which is why this won't work. You'll book a flight, arrive, then fail to perform and blame it on jet lag or the fact that she wanted it early in the morning and Cal fans/players can't get the job done in the morning after traveling.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:17 am

Laxplayer wrote:
'm 2,000 miles away right now.
which is why this won't work. You'll book a flight, arrive, then fail to perform and blame it on jet lag or the fact that she wanted it early in the morning and Cal fans/players can't get the job done in the morning after traveling.

When the "slowcals" self-reflect... it becomes a "binding" agreement.

I'm glad I could help.

the truth

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:30 am

I wish your mom would have hugged you more, or your dad would have taken you on more fishing trips.
Then we could have all been spared witnessing this display of self-validation. You really are one insecure bundle of inadequacy, aren't you?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:37 pm

From: Chester
Date: Wednesday 7/01/09 9:07 PM
To: m2
Subject: Too bad

Found teeth marks on my wang during my shower tonight. Our deal is void. Thanks for the good time anyway, hun. I'll be by your booth today to collect on your overdue space rental. Carnivals, the show must go on. I'm sure you understand.

~ toodles

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:47 pm

Laxplayer wrote:So after she sees you and you fuck everything up are you going to blame it on the refs, or the fact that you had to travel and couldn't perform due to bus lag?

RACK! x infinity

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:50 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Martyred wrote:I wish your mom would have hugged you more, or your dad would have hugged you less
fixed

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:31 am

It never ends....

Re: Hey,‏
From: .......................
Sent: Thu 7/16/09 11:00 PM

To: "the truth"

Of course I still want you to call. I just can't figure you out and it bothers me........I don't AT ALL know what to make of all this. Its very different than anything else I'm used to. Anybody else test, work and everything else would have tried a million times to just get into bed with me. That's what I'm used to. So knowing that your around but you don't call you don't text and sometimes however rarely don't email just seems like your not interested enough despite almost everyone else having the wrong intentions. I guess I just think if you wanted to be around me bad enough you would be.........ill actually probaly just might kinda maybe well I doubt you will call anyway so I won't have to fall out of my chair. I seriously hope you do though. Sorry I'm an shithead. *kisses*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:34 am

RE: hey greta‏
From: ..........
Sent: Thu 7/16/09 11:01 PM

To: "the truth"

Tomorrow i will be in Benicia...we can meet if you want....

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:45 am

RE: hey greta‏
From: ............
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Thu 7/16/09 11:34 PM

To: "the truth"

Nope. Just got home and had to do stuff. Puppy needed some food and some love...
Now i'm half naked layin on my bed....

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is gonna be a long weekend for "the truth".

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:50 am

mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.

You do.

But, you've always lived vicariously through me....

m2 is the truth

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:10 am

RE: hey greta‏
From: "the truth"
Sent: Thu 7/16/09 11:55 PM
To: slut....

Can I fuck you now ....

... or do I have to wait til tomorrow

RE: hey greta‏
From: slut
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Fri 7/17/09 12:02 AM

To: "the truth"

I offered tomorrow....
I will be up there.....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:44 am

Act like you've been there before.

Bill Lumbergh · Post by **Bill Lumbergh** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:44 pm

.m2 wrote:RE: hey greta‏
From: ............
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Thu 7/16/09 11:34 PM

To: "the truth"

Nope. Just got home and had to do stuff. Puppy needed some food and some love...
Now i'm half naked layin on my bed....

Sincerely,

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:28 pm

From: The Truth
Date: Wednesday 7/16/09 9:07 PM
To: mPoof
Subject: FUCK OFF

Dear sir,

eat shit and die.

regards,
the real truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:01 pm

This is one of the saddest threads I've ever seen.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:04 am

How's about we all just ignore this dumb fukk. I know it's fun to kick him, but, after awhile your foot gets sore.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:42 am

smackaholic wrote:How's about we all just ignore this dumb fukk.

Yes, that's the point of a "message board".

You sound like a teenage girl.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:47 am

Van wrote:This is one of the saddest threads I've ever seen.

Aren't you married to a paraplegic ?

This could be why I find a large portion of your posts dedicated to deviant behavior or an interest in it.

I'll leave it at that.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:28 pm

No, I'm not.

This was particularly funny, however, coming from a middle aged man desperately seeking approval on a message board, by posting phony, sexually oriented Blackberry messages....

Desperately seeking irony wrote:You sound like a teenage girl.

Could you possibly seem any more like a teenage girl? Passing around your Blackberry, to show everyone what your boyfriend wrote you?

The only way it could get any more pathetic and desperate for you would be if--yep--you were posting phony messages of what your boyfriend wrote you.

This is an all-time low, you silly fucking bitch.