Three Best Bets -- Week Four Results -- Week Five Picks

[poptart]

Week four went as follows:

MgoBlue-Light Special: 2-1 - not half bad
Moby Dick: 1-2 - more than half bad
Diogenes: 2-1 - fair ball
KC Scott: 1-1 - even
DallasFanatic: 3-0 - 2nd straight 3-0 week, PROPS!
Shoalzie: 1-2 - stumble
Louis Cyphre: 0-3 - failure
Sirfindafold: 2-1 - just fine
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle: 3-0 - GREAT!
stuckinia: 1-2 - you'd hope for better
godzilla2002: 2-1 - nice
BSmack: 1-2 - not nice
Screw_Michigan: 1-2 - not there
jiminphilly: 1-2 - also not
HockeyMom: 1-2 - also also
poptart: 2-1 - good with it
Shine: 1-2 - not shinin'
War Wagon: 2-1 - decent


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Standings
KC Scott: 4-1 - 80%
Sirfindafold: 9-3 - 75%
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 6-2 - 75%
BSmack: 8-3 - 73%
Diogenes: 4-2 - 67%
MgoBlue-LightSpecial: 6-3 - 67%
stuckinia: 4-2 - 67%
poptart: 7-4 - 64%
DallasFanatic: 7-5 - 58%
HockeyMom: 7-5 - 58%
War Wagon: 7-5 - 58%
Shoalzie: 5-4 - 56%
godzilla2002: 6-6 - 50%
jiminphilly: 5-5 - 50%
Louis Cyphre: 6-6 - 50%
Screw_Michigan: 5-7 42%
Moby Dick: 4-7 - 36%
mvscal: 1-2 - 33%
stuckinia: 1-2 - 33%
ChargerMike: 1-3 - 25%
Shine: 1-4 - 20%
Degenerate:1-5 - 17%



Bring your week five picks in this thread.

Remember, potential stragglers, 30 picks must be made by year's end to qualify for the title.

Don't be a Diogenes.

[DallasFanatic]

Raiders +17
Colts/Tits under 46.5
Chiefs +9 (prove me wrong dickhead)

[Diogenes]

Don't be a Diogenes.

It's much better to be a contest fixer I guess...

I've upped the REAL playah threshold to a minimum of 9 games picked.
By season's end I will have it upped to 15.

Dio just melted in absentia. haha

Do whatever you gotta do. We can have back to back *s in this thing, it's cool with me.

[Diogenes]

Get fucked, dick.

Same to you, dickless.

[Diogenes]

Seriously, the rules were pretty clear and simple for everyone...

Absolutely.

As is the fact that they needed to be changed just to get past me.

Bow before The Master, biotch.

That goes double for poptart and the *

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Same to you, dickless.

Archive!

Sin,
The 816

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Steelers -10.5
Steelers/Lions over 44
NY Jets -1

[KC Scott]

49ers -2.5
Broncos +3
Lions +10.5

Q: Why the Hell 30 Games?

A: Beacuse it's your game

[poptart]

One would wonder how much paint a person sniffs before he begins messageboarding like a Diogenes or m2.

'tards?
Yes, I guess.

But objectively, calling them 'tards is an affront to 'tards.



You Give 'tards a Bad Name

You Give 'tards a Bad Name

Chorus:
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give 'tards a bad name
We do our part but you're always lame
You give 'tards a bad name
You give 'tards a bad name

Retarded posts are what we smell
You promise us lucid, then put us through hell
Chains of grief got a hold on me
When reading your tripe, I cant break free

Oh, oh
Their shit's a ton
There's nowhere to run
No one can save them
The damage is done

Chorus:
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give 'tards a bad name
We do our part but you're always lame
You give 'tards a bad name
You give 'tards a bad name

We slap your face, across your lips
We tell you, boys, to get a grip
Then in 'tard-like way
You melt or you cry

Oh, oh
Their shit's a ton
Theres nowhere to run
No one can save them
The damage is done

Chorus:
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give 'tards a bad name
We do our part but you're always lame
You give 'tards a bad name
You give 'tards a bad name

[stuckinia]

Minn -9.5
NYJ -1
BAL-CIN o42

[Diogenes]

One would wonder how much cock a person sucks before he begins changing rules in midseason like a poptart.

Fag?
Yes, I guess.

But objectively, calling him fag is an affront to fags.

[Diogenes]

You're calling other "tedious, obsessive and stupid,"

The photo above is all you rate. But since I'm bored...

Never having a legitimate take or original 'smack'-tedious.
Followingme around like a lovestruck girl-obsessive.
Reading your posts-stupid.

Any other questions, dipshit?







Oh wait. I don't care.

[Moby Dick]

Minn -9.5
Minn/StLouis OVER 40
NYJ/Miami OVER 36.5

[godzilla2002]

WAS +3 over CAR
IND -3.5 over TEN
NYJ -1 over MIA

Thanks poptart!

[Louis Cyphre]

Minnesota vs. St. Louis Over 27
Cincinnati (+8.5) vs. Baltimore
San Francisco (-2.5) vs. Atlanta


I shit you not, at the time of this posting, sportsbetting.com has the over/under at 27 for the Minny/St Lou game. Both Yahoo and ESPN NFL odds pages confirmed this.


P.S. Diogenes and Screw_Michigan, please go and tard up a different thread. TIA.

[Diogenes]

A) Look at the initial post in the thread.
B) GFY.

[poptart]

Dio, I made a playful little 4 word sentence in the opening post.

To date, you've put up 8 dumb posts in this thread that have nothing to do with giving your picks.

The thread is for people to post their picks.

Post your picks or stfu in this thread, you ignorant 'tard.

Got it?

[poptart]

It's confirmed, Louis.

I see it, too.

Very strange, but it's there.

[Diogenes]

Dio, I made a playful little 4 word sentence in the opening post.

A) After which I made one post responding to you using my name in vain. It would have ended there but...

B) Unfortunately I still seem to attract a plethora of takeless stalkers wherever I post. If one of the mods wants to edit out all my posts so far in this thread (and those of the dipshits I was responding to), I'm cool with it.

C) Colts -4
Falcons +3
Bills -6

[Sirfindafold]

AZ -5.5 over Houston
Miami +1.5 over NYJ
Oakland Raiders +15.5 over NYG

[KC Scott]

Pop - feel free to X any more of the Dio picture responses. I know I will.

[Diogenes]

B) Unfortunately I still seem to attract a plethora of takeless stalkers wherever I post.

Whatever.

Next...

[Shoalzie]

BetOnline.com lines...

Minnesota (-10)
Indianapolis (-3 1/2)
NY Jets (-1 1/2)

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

1.) Indy -3.5
2.) SF -3




(Though I couldn't bring myself to 'officially' pick it... the Monday night home winner as road fave the following week only hits at a 20% clip. Look for the 314 to cover +10.5 against Minnesota.)

[jiminphilly]

Bucs/Eagles under 42

Jags +1 1/2

edit- fixed my picks.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

For all you cunts taking Minn/STL over 27... feel free to visit the Sportsbetting.com website and see that the line is "closed" and the game is "off."

[BSmack]

For all you cunts taking Minn/STL over 27... feel free to visit the Sportsbetting.com website and see that the line is "closed" and the game is "off."

Agreed. As a point of reference, if any of you cock gobblers see an over/under line that is 14 points lower than ANY OTHER GAMBLING SITE IN THE FUCKING WORLD, feel free to assume it is not real.

I presume those picks (if not cleaned up in time by their owners) will be set at MINN-STL o/u 41?

[poptart]

You guys are right.

The game is off the board until such time as the "N/A" is replaced with an over-under on the game.

The "27" is an error of some sort.

A couple folks here posted picks relating to a line (Vikes -9.5) on that game that was apparently up earlier in the week, and those are still good.

[War Wagon]

Denver +3.5
Carolina -3.5
Indy -3.5

[BSmack]

BROWNS-BILLS over 40.5 Neither squad can play D
9ers -2.5 m2=SWOON
Pats -3 The master pwns the student

[ChargerMike]

Colts -4
SeaSquawks -11/2

[Shine]

STL +10.5
CAR -4.5
OVER 50 Hou/Arz
NE -3.5

[HockeyMom]

HOU +5
TB +15
SF -2.5