The Football Jesus Prayer

[indyfrisco]

Our Tebow, who art in Gainsville,
Hallowed be Thy Game.
Thy cock will cum.
Thy seed shall run, down our throats on ESPN.
Give us this day our daily head.
And forgive us our losely stretched asses,
as we forgive those whose cock tresspass in us.
And lead us not into the Orange Bowl,
but deliver us to Pasadena. Gaymen.

FUCK TIM TEBOW! :twisted:

[Killian]

Wow. Um, rack isn't a strong enough word.

[Go Coogs']

Cue all the "So God, Jesus, and Tim Tebow were playing golf..." jokes for the next half century.