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The Football Jesus Prayer

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:31 pm
by indyfrisco
Our Tebow, who art in Gainsville,
Hallowed be Thy Game.
Thy cock will cum.
Thy seed shall run, down our throats on ESPN.
Give us this day our daily head.
And forgive us our losely stretched asses,
as we forgive those whose cock tresspass in us.
And lead us not into the Orange Bowl,
but deliver us to Pasadena. Gaymen.

FUCK TIM TEBOW! :hfal: :twisted:

Re: The Football Jesus Prayer

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:44 pm
by Killian
Wow. Um, rack isn't a strong enough word.

Re: The Football Jesus Prayer

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:48 pm
by Go Coogs'
Cue all the "So God, Jesus, and Tim Tebow were playing golf..." jokes for the next half century.