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AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:57 am
by Cupid
A tranny in Fresno,
Jack's couch for a bed
His battered balloon knot
Has been left for dead
The empty bottle of Skyy
Fell over where he lay
The drunken tard AP
Wearing Mary Kay
The nightfall is coming
So drunk AP wakes
Jumps on his computer
And fires shit takes
He loves the Home Depot
They thought he was high
When he asked to wear skirts
That showed some thigh.
He says it's for a hottie
Swears it's not gay
Then stood in a jizzed mirror
And took pictures all day
Bless all the elderly
In his drunken care
He's changing their bedpans
In lacy underwear
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:01 am
by Katy
A fukken plus, you furry fucking bastard. :D
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:06 pm
by Plato
He Lay with a Stranger
He lay with a stranger,
Dry fist for a bed
The little JMak wuss
Burped sperm as he bled
Deer of The One Board
Dropped wads where he lay
The little JMak wuss
Each hole full of spray
Mushroom are glowing
His bowels fiercely ache
But little JMak wuss,
Mad pipe he can take
They love thee, JMak wuss
No need to ask why
Your anus now vulva,
Spread wide that bull's eye
Be near them, JMak wuss,
And beg them to stay
This Christmas your gift
Was a pubic toupee
Bless all deer who had Mak
DNA squat in his hair
But most spendid of all is
His asshole did tear
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:03 pm
by JMak
Bwaaa...
But dude...what's the fascination with tearing assholes? Is 'spray running this deer?
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:11 pm
by MadRussian
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:30 pm
by MadRussian
Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
what a flamer
AP is glistening
a horrible sight
we're retching tonight
AP is in womens underwear
Gone away is the male sex drive,
replaced with lace and astroglide
He dreams of a schlong
as he sashays along,
AP is in womens underwear
In the bathroom we can see a gayman
Then pretend that he is presenting brown
He'll say "are you interested"
We'll say "no man"
But LTSTRN will do the job when he is in town
Later on
he'll conspire
as he dreams by the fire
to face unafraid,
the pictures he made
AP is in womens underwear
In the meadow we can see a gayman
and pretend he's not presenting his brown
we'll have lots of fun with smacking the gayman
until he begins fisting his brown
When it shows
aint it revolting
though your stomach gets a churning
AP is exotic and gay
in such a homosexual way,
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:42 am
by Atomic Punk
You are a 100% faggot. Seriously, when males obsess about other males as long as you have, then you are a faggot. What, this is 2 or 3 years now? Fucking flaming mall cops... Go back to .net and suck balls over there tough guy. Total fag and creepy weirdo you are.
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:42 pm
by smackaholic
MadRussian wrote:Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
what a flamer
AP is glistening
a horrible sight
we're retching tonight
AP is in womens underwear
Gone away is the male sex drive,
replaced with lace and astroglide
He dreams of a schlong
as he sashays along,
AP is in womens underwear
In the bathroom we can see a gayman
Then pretend that he is presenting brown
He'll say "are you interested"
We'll say "no man"
But LTSTRN will do the job when he is in town
Later on
he'll conspire
as he dreams by the fire
to face unafraid,
the pictures he made
AP is in womens underwear
In the meadow we can see a gayman
and pretend he's not presenting his brown
we'll have lots of fun with smacking the gayman
until he begins fisting his brown
When it shows
aint it revolting
though your stomach gets a churning
AP is exotic and gay
in such a homosexual way,
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
rack it!
one of the best yet.
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:05 pm
by BSmack
Atomic Punk wrote:You are a 100% faggot. Seriously, when males obsess about other males as long as you have, then you are a faggot. What, this is 2 or 3 years now? Fucking flaming mall cops... Go back to .net and suck balls over there tough guy. Total fag and creepy weirdo you are.
Christ. Talk about projection.
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:49 pm
by smackaholic
mvscal wrote:Atomic Punk wrote: What, this is 2 or 3 years now?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I don't think there is an expiration date on snapping pics of yourself in panties related smack.
nope. that shit is like fruitcake. it lasts for evah.
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:52 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote:Atomic Punk wrote: What, this is 2 or 3 years now?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I don't think there is an expiration date on snapping pics of yourself in panties related smack.
Although, I understand the Supreme Court may be ruling on a Statute Of Limitations clause regarding drunken cross-dressing
lapses in judgement. Perhaps you're aware of the
Atomic Punk v. Dignity case?
Re: AP In A Manger
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:28 am
by MadRussian
Atomic Punk wrote:You are a 100% faggot. Seriously, when males obsess about other males as long as you have, then you are a faggot. What, this is 2 or 3 years now? Fucking flaming mall cops... Go back to .net and suck balls over there tough guy. Total fag and creepy weirdo you are.
Need a tissue, crossdressing fairey?