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Sweet mother of GOD are you terrible at this shit. You could suck the soupy remains of a digested Chalupa straight out of Rumplewife's locked-down gullet. It's like you're diarrhea-doping your brain, and your cranium is storing a slopbucket of godawful takes and horrendous synapses of comedy. Let's see if you can muster this: Try...just try to post something even semi funny in this thread. Can you do it, lil guy? Huh? Can ya?

GO!

Humor and JMak have sort of a blood and turnip kind of a relationship.

I find this callout to be both weak... and uninteresting. Who's the home team in this tilt?

Team Mgo I believe.

But the visiting team has an edge, strategically speaking. Let's see if he can find it.

Do I have to do it again today? Jesus.

Rack ucant.

What are the OT rules of a call-out thread and how do they compare to the NFL and College Football?

jiminphilly wrote:What are the OT rules of a call-out thread and how do they compare to the NFL and College Football?

After the coin flip, I'm always on offense.

Methinks no O.T. will be necessary here, since we again have Florida playing Charleston Southern.

This one will not count towards Mgo's bowl eligibility. Know that shit, right up front.

Rumor has it that the SEC will extend an offer of membership based on the result of this OOC contest.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry...

JMak's a Michigan fan...then again, he's going up against the likes of App St.

Mace wrote:Takin' a knee already?

Establishing a running game Mace.

Just make sure you call a good game okay ?



Keep it fair, keep it fair

Just treating the call out for what it is...I mean really, do you guys really feel compelled to go through so much trouble to say, "you suck"? as MGo did?

No, really, was it so very amusing to see MGo go stupid and say I could suck something out of a locked-down stomach? That doesn't work on any level. It's just mashing keys until words start to appear and then titling it "Call out".

Hence, a knock-knock joke that my almost-three year old runs...figured it'd impress and entertain the rest of you ball-sucking MGo fanboys...

C'mon JMak, c'mon. Get your head out of your ass in back in the game.

JMak wrote:Just treating the call out for what it is...I mean really, do you guys really feel compelled to go through so much trouble to say, "you suck"? as MGo did?

No, really, was it so very amusing to see MGo go stupid and say I could suck something out of a locked-down stomach? That doesn't work on any level. It's just mashing keys until words start to appear and then titling it "Call out".

Hence, a knock-knock joke that my almost-three year old runs...figured it'd impress and entertain the rest of you ball-sucking MGo fanboys...

FUCK YEAH!!! We'll flop our way back into this!

Either he lost his helmet and Thurman Thomas is helping him look for it or the coaches think he has a concussion and the helmet is locked away in some trunk on the sidelines. Either way he's short a very important piece of equipment or his equipment is small to begin with. Same difference.

JMak, JMak, FRIDAY NIGHT, FRIDAY NIGHT, ON TWO, ON TWO. He always falls for that one.

Call me uninterested. You'd be right. Funny how taking a run at someone's call out thread inspires such inane "smack" as "you suck cuz I can say 'suck shit through a straw'". Not my bag, I guess.

I prefer laughing at Lawrence Taylor's weight loss commercial and remarking that he probably lost more weight doing coke...but maybe I'm weird like that.

JMak, you're doing fine. Not rattled, sticking to your game. We need to break this out though and get one in the end zone - THEIR - end zone this time.

Relax, take it easy. Okay. We're gonna stick to any number of fundamental RESETS that gets Mgo going. He'll be cornered. At that point it's just a matter of playing the clock.

Now get out there and take it to 'em.

JMak wrote:I prefer laughing at Lawrence Taylor's weight loss commercial and remarking that he probably lost more weight doing coke.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I see you working, bro! Drugs...lost weight...fucking BRILLIANT!

JMak wrote:Just treating the call out for what it is...I mean really, do you guys really feel compelled to go through so much trouble to say, "you suck"? as MGo did?

God forbid if some takes a minute to lay out a funny or smack-filled post when the path of least resistance works so much better. Lowest common denominator much, J-Mac?

I hereby make a motion to The Deciders™ that any post that contains more than two words is aut0-c0rrected to "you suck."

I know they had too many men on the field, but WTF am I supposed to do ? The Ref is obviously a shill for the home team and we don't have instant replay yet.

Hardly working you cum-burping cuckold. I just don't have the enthusiasm for this game that you do for creampies and cleaning you wife's boyfriends dick. I wish I did, but that train left long ago, kinda like your wife's appreciation for your underachieving popcock.

Tom In VA wrote:

I know they had too many men on the field, but WTF am I supposed to do ? The Ref is obviously a shill for the home team and we don't have instant replay yet.

$25,000 fine for comments regarding the officiating. Keep it up and I am going to make it a whole lot more.

Sincerely,

JMak wrote:Funny how taking a run at someone's call out thread inspires such inane "smack" as "you suck cuz I can say 'suck shit through a straw'".

JMak wrote:I just don't have the enthusiasm for this game that you do for creampies and cleaning you wife's boyfriends dick.

Way to show me how it's done, sporto.

Look, you're fucking terrible at this. I want to toss you in a wood chipper, spread you across SFAF's lawn, and watch it DIE.

Looks like Mgo is pumped.

JMak patiently awaits his turn.

JMak wrote: No, really, was it so very amusing to see MGo go stupid and say I could suck something out of a locked-down stomach?

Well, it is Mgo, after all. That's as amusing as he gets.

That doesn't work on any level. It's just mashing keys until words start to appear and then titling it "Call out".

What? Are you high? That not only works, it WORKS. You've been run so bad you don't even know it
-sin,
2002

Well, amusing enough that I don't have to ctrl-cuda my takes.

yeah, you just ctrl-DMike them

Link?

Though I suppose that's better than e-rimming Biggie's jayhole.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Link?

http://thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=2

Every day Cuda delights us by showing us how he can get even stupider. For the past year I have seriously expecting him to find the bottom, but it may be he's just getting started.

did auntie mgo go crying to you, PUS?

Yeah, that's how it went. He came to me crying, "Cuddles is kicking my ass on the board! Please go smack him".

yes, i know.

i've always known

Cooter,

Whoever led you to believe that you were any good at this has done you a tremendous disservice.

Heeeelp! Biggiiiiiieeeeee!!
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You'll have to pardon JMak for a while. He's busy organizing a telethon for Phil Knight so that he doesn't have to go on food stamps after last week's election.